The homeless Dis'ers go Hawaiian(come check out our new place!)

[suzannen]

I think I could deal with that for a nice respite.

 

[castlegazer]

Oh yeah - this is living for the high seas. I just bought in, here is my apartment for the journey:

Do you guys know that they actually sent me IRL a brochure for this ship to buy in. I don't know what stratosphere of this planet they think I live in, but I kept the brochure for a very long time - I did finally throw it out because it was ridiculous, but now I wish I had kept it.

This is definately the way I want to cruise:

Nice choice, MOMTOMOOTOO! Now I am off to have my massage, you're finished with yours, MOM, right?

Oh and in case anyone thinks we will go into withdrawal over not having private chefs and massage therapists, just read this:
Your private pied a mer is always ready to welcome you. From fresh flower arrangements from the onboard florist to in-home dinners cooked by resident chefs, The World offers so many special touches to make you feel truly at home.

At each port of call, explore as you wish, at your own pace and on your own schedule. Set out on an excursion to see the sights, or simply join the locals for shopping or a stroll.

Enjoying yourself onboard is easy, too. Perhaps you'll meet your private trainer for a morning in the gym, then retire to the spa for a massage. Relax on your private veranda with a good book, or send a "wish you were here" e-mail from your desk to friends around the globe.

Life is what you make it. And nowhere is that more true - or more exciting - than in your own home aboard The World.

And if anyone wants to know how much it cost me to buy in to this little excursion that we are setting up here are the figures:
USD$4,170,000 for three-bedroom apartments.

Oh, yeah, lets GO! :happy2:

 

[edcrbnsoul]

Hey let me know if suzanne shows up walking funny, I heard something about a Brazilian waxing, I asked our gardener about it she ran away screaming? :confused2

 

[edcrbnsoul]

Holy Moley...I just google searched that...good thing my boss wasnt reading over my shoulder!!!!

 

[castlegazer]

Remind me never to let Ed set up my spa appointments

 

[suzannen]

Ed, well I have to be ready to put on my Brazilian thong when our new ship hits Rio. FYI - I've booked you for a special waxing treatment also. Just ask for Olga. I hear she's very strong and can hold down screaming men during their spa treatments.


[In reality, the spa where I won the full day of beauty in a raffle, let me substitute that specified treatment for a very relaxing facial! No pain or embarrassment for me!]

 

[edcrbnsoul]

Man I cant even tell you how much I think that would hurt, let me take some hot molten wax and pour it on the most sensitvie part of your body and give it a rip! Ok sure and while your down there take a mallet with you and take a few swings.....I'll pass thanks.

 

[castlegazer]

The price we women have to pay to be beautiful. Ed, you would be amazed at how many women do do this. If you want to wear a thong, you will probably have to look into it. Plus, I was watching MTV the other day and women (i.e. ones much younger than me) were actually saying that they liked it

At least we don't bind our feet or wear copper wire around our necks......

So, when's the going away party - tonight?

 

[edcrbnsoul]

OK order up the thong I'm going in.

 

[suzannen]

Originally posted by castlegazer
lus, I was watching MTV the other day and women (i.e. ones much younger than me) were actually saying that they liked it

Now that's scary to me!

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

I sure hope this bon voyage party is thong optional.

 

[castlegazer]

Originally posted by edcrbnsoul
OK order up the thong I'm going in.

This is scary to me!

I sure hope this bon voyage party is thong optional.

I'm with ya sistah!

 

[goofy4tink]

Originally posted by edcrbnsoul
OK order up the thong I'm going in.

Well now......I guess if Ed can do it, so can I. Come on ladies. Let's throw caution to the wind (along with our suit bottoms). My 27 y/o dd keeps telling me thongs are really comfy. Uh huh...sure they are dear. Who else out there is joining Ed and I in our, ah..party attire???!!! Come on, you know you want to. We won't tell anyone. Keep those drinks coming Rinaldo and Riccardo!!! They can only help!

 

[edcrbnsoul]

Oh boy this will be the one thing the tag fairy finds me for!

 

[goofy4tink]

Hey Ed....at least none of us is going for the whole waxing thing..Brazilian or otherwise. Where is everyone?? I think they must be thong shopping. Where's my drink?

 

[edcrbnsoul]

Starting up the blender and adding fruit whats your pleasure....
me I'm going with a Bahama Mama.

As for the thongs... I thought the tie dye was me

 

[castlegazer]

Well, I think this is one image that I will save for the imagination -

BUT to heck with it, I'm in. I am going to wear my Survivor Buff on top and a thong on the bottom.


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[suzannen]

Still shopping for that perfect thong, but, Ed, go ahead and blend up a drink for me as well.

 

[edcrbnsoul]

Good Morning all, ok that was aquite a night wait till the photos of that hit the internet , everyone including staff in for the thong party! :cool3: :thewave: and I think its going to be like an easter egg hunt walking around and finding thongs in interesting places!

I'm sending the staff down for donuts byeguys!

 

[edcrbnsoul]

Wow I go out IRL and no one wakes the house up!

Oh well I have the hot tub and the staff to myself. :happy2: