Raulandpinboy
<font color=blue>Table-dancing auctioneer<br><font
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- Jul 15, 2001
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We are here at our new undisclosed location not far from our old undisclosed location.
New neighbors are the Pepperidge Farms outlet store, Makita power tools, The simply gorgeous teen-modeling agency, a Textile shop, and something called system 2000.
I got the servers up and this was the first email, to me from a lady that thinks my name is Darlene??? Who am I to argue? but Im learning stuff, and I am learning a lot about these creatures we call women who we cant live with, or without.
So I thought I would share it with you all.
Facts about men from women who know:
Men are like.....Laxatives. They irritate the crud out of you.
Men are like.....Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like.....Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like.....Bank Machines. Once they withdraw they lose interest.
Men are like.....Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like.....Blenders. You need one, but you're not sure why.
Men are like.....Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like.....Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like.....Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like.....Department Stores. Their clothes are always half off.
Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature.
Men are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like...! ..Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like.....Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like.....Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like.....Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
If men are God's gift to women...God must really love gag gifts!
This much I know women are mean!!!
Disclaimer
One of my neighbors is false guess which one? Yep you guessed it Makita power tools. Yea right like Donna would allow me to work near a place that had the words Teen and Model, be real kids. Pepperidge farms is cool a box of broken cookies for $1.
New neighbors are the Pepperidge Farms outlet store, Makita power tools, The simply gorgeous teen-modeling agency, a Textile shop, and something called system 2000.
I got the servers up and this was the first email, to me from a lady that thinks my name is Darlene??? Who am I to argue? but Im learning stuff, and I am learning a lot about these creatures we call women who we cant live with, or without.
So I thought I would share it with you all.
Facts about men from women who know:
Men are like.....Laxatives. They irritate the crud out of you.
Men are like.....Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like.....Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like.....Bank Machines. Once they withdraw they lose interest.
Men are like.....Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like.....Blenders. You need one, but you're not sure why.
Men are like.....Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like.....Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like.....Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like.....Department Stores. Their clothes are always half off.
Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature.
Men are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like...! ..Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like.....Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like.....Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like.....Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
If men are God's gift to women...God must really love gag gifts!
This much I know women are mean!!!
Disclaimer
One of my neighbors is false guess which one? Yep you guessed it Makita power tools. Yea right like Donna would allow me to work near a place that had the words Teen and Model, be real kids. Pepperidge farms is cool a box of broken cookies for $1.
