wolfxofxnovember said:
Anyone who wants me to recite the full ride dialogue please post "Aye!"
You mean:
Foyer:
When hinges creak, in doorless chambers. And strange and frightening sounds echo through the halls. Whenever candlelights flicker, where the air is deathly still, that is the time when ghosts are present. Practicing their terror, with ghoulish delight!
Stretch Room:
Welcome! Foolish Mortals, to the haunted mansion, I am your host, your ghost host. Hmmmm. Our tour begins here, in this gallery. Here where you see paintings of some of our guests, as they appeared in their corruptible, mortal state. Kindly step all the way in please, and make room for everyone. Theres no turning back now... (room is now stretching)
Your cadaverous palour, betrays an aura of foreboding, akmost as though you sense a disquieting metamorphosis. Is this Haunted room actually stretching? Or is it your imagination, hhmm?? And condsider this dismaying observation, this chamber had no windows, and no doors. Which offers you this chiling challenge, to find A WAY OUT! HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!! Of course, there's always my way....
Load Area:
Oh, I didnt mean to frighten you prematurely, hhhmm. the real chills come later. Now, as they say "look alive", and we'll continue our little tour, and lets all stay together, please.
Sinister Eleven:
(now your in your doombuggy) Do not pull down on the safety bar please, I will lower it for you. Heed this warning, the spirits will materialize ONLY if you remain quietly seated, at all times. Oh yes, and no flash pictures please, we spirits are frighfully sensitive, to bright lights.
Library:
Our library is well stocked with priceless first editions, only ghost stories of course, hmhmh. And marble busts, of the greatest ghost writers, the literary world has even known.
Music Room and Staircase:
They have all, retired here to the Haunted Mansion, actually we have 999 happy haunts here, but there's room for one thousand. Any volunteers?? If you should decide to join us, final arrangements, may be made at the end of the tour.
Parlor:
We find it delightfully unlivable here in this ghostly retreat, every room has wall-to-wall creeps, and hot and cold, running chills! Ssshhhh, listen....
Seance room to ballroom:
The happy haunts have received your sympathetic vibrations, and are begining to materialize. They're assembling for a swinging wake, and they'll be expecting me. I'll see you all, a little later.
Hitchiking ghosts, Crypt:
Aaahh, there you are! And just in time, theres a little matter I forgot to mention, BEWARE OF HITCHIKING GHOSTS!! They have seleced you to fill our quota, and they'll haunt you until you return, HAHAHAH!!! Now, I will raise the safety bar, and a ghost will follow you home, kindly watch your step please, watch your step....
quoted from:
http://www.expage.com/page/hauntedmansion17
(I have google, too!)
