The happyhaunts' Rooms Without a View! Chapter 'o soup ~ Pg.40!

1000thhappyhaunt

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Before I get started on my THIRD unfinished trip report I'd like to say a couple of things.

Firstly, I was debating whether to call this trippie "The happyhaunt's THIRD Unfinished Trip Report" or else: "Could We BE any Homlier? Our June Trip Report. (No pics, No pics, No pics!)" but then I came to the conclusion that the first option was already depressing me. And I hadn't even typed a word. And, secondly, we took like 1,000 pictures. Badly. On this last trip. And I'll most likely include a few of them. Just so you all can appreciate the much finer photography skillz of most of the OTHER trip reporters on these boards.

As opposed to Me(l).

Who has quite THE EYE for photography.

Unfortunately it's my third eye. I think. The one on the back of my maternal head. Or my lazy eye.

Or my pirate eye. The one with the eyepatch.

Anywho... there will be a few bad photos included. FYI. (aka TFI for future reference).

Ok.

So here's a list of the cast:


Tommy ~ Our youngest, sweet, talkative, empathetic, inquistive 6 year old son. He loves his big sister with a passion which surpasses his passion for Star Wars and stuffed animals. And grapes. He often claims she is "prettier than Padme". While his mother is only "almost as pretty as Padme". We all love him desperately and, sometimes, indulge and baby him. Too much. His nickames are Bama, Swutty, Swutty Putty, Conga, and Filer.

Calvin ~ Our 9 year old middle son aka "Trouble With a Capital C". He is passionate, energetic, athletic, and funny. He is my dream. And nightmare. More work than the other two kids combined. And full of love and life. But... he likes to climb things. And jump off of them. His father says he is a smaller version of myself. And my mother agrees. I guess what goes around comes around. His nickames are CALVIN! CALLLLLLLLLVINNNNNNNN! Chia, The Koala and Jedi-boy. His hero is Terry Fox. And he can drive his sister around the bend by merely glancing in her general direction.

Beth ~ Our oldest. Our bookworm. Our child who has never got a bad mark on her report card. Who gets the description: Conscientious. From every teacher she's ever had. She's quiet. A rule-follower. Intelligent. Timid. And... brave. And maybe a little bit bossy. She's 12 going on 40. And a pleasure and honour to know. She protects her brothers like a mama bear. And is JUST like her father. She is known, around our parts, as Tiny, Tick, and especially...The Boss. And Ma'am.

Mellyman ~ My husband of 14 years. My boyfriend of 17. Our families' strength. And provider. Calm. Gentle. Big hearted. Smart. Easy-going. And... wildly deluded: He loves me through and through. Even after all these years. He makes me laugh. And he reins me in. Sometimes. We're competitive and the very opposite. Of each other. My mother LOVES him. His favourite thing is just hanging out with his family. And we refer to him as: Dad and Melly. I call him My Beautiful Bride. As well.

The General ~ My tough as nails, crusty, beloved, despised Mother. We call her Sir, Baba, General and Darth Vader. Also... Mussolini. I love and respect her madly. But... you didn't hear that from Me(l). Capish?! She's not on the trip.

B/c miracles sometimes happen.

Boddington ~ Our cat. The one that The General has not yet stolen from our possession. As of yet. We call him The B Boy, Poodles and Poodini. B/c he can open sliding doors and let himself outside whenever he wants. We think he's already TRYING to get to West Point aka The General's house. He is not along on our trip either. We left him at West Point.

Sigh.

And, finally...

Mel ~ That's me. Melancholy. And... your Ghost Host for this trippie. I love my family more than life itself.

I'm not Bicker.
I'm a grinner.
I'm a lover.
And I'm a sinner.
I like to lie out in the sun.

I'm a joker.
I'm an (occassional) cigar smoker.
I'm a fan of poker.
And... I don't want to hurt no one!

(I also like to play with song lyrics. TFI.)

Anywho... I'm a mother, daughter, and a wife: tougher than tripe. But... not THAT "offal". Heh heh. But... make no mistake... I'm NO lady.

Double heh heh.

Ok.

That's the cast.

This Disney Trip was for TWO WEEKS. Two whole weeks in the world. Our longest yet.

And the trip I feared... might KILL my husband.

Don't get Me(l) wrong. He likes Disney. He enjoys our vacations in The World. But mostly b/c it's time with his family. Away from work. And it's just the five of us together. For a change. He also loves how much we all love Disney. But I was afraid that two weeks might just be pushing it. I didn't want him to look back at two weeks in The World and compare it to two weeks at Build a Bear.

You know?

I didn't want him to wake up screaming "NO MORE TINY ROUND SHOES!!!!" at any point on our vacation.

I wanted him to have as great a time as the rest of us.

Yet I feared I was pushing the envelope.

Ok.

That's the back story.

We headed to Disney the last week of June and the first week of July. We've been back home for a week now.

And I already want to go back.

As do the kids.

Mellyman is reviewing the Visa bill and celebrating his successful "climb out of the Mousehole"!!!!

But, I think, he's looking forward to next year's trip too.

So here goes another happyhaunt trippie.

My apologies in advance.

HOLD ON TO YOUR SOCKS!!!!


'Cause I'll just BET... they're goin' up and down. Right about NOW!!!!


Or not.


Cheers, Mel.


Oh yeah: ROLL TIDE!!!!!

:3dglasses
 
I can't wait to catch up with the Happyhaunts! I'm a lurker mostly but I love your writing so I am gonna hitch a ride with you to see what two weeks in the World would be like... ahhh, a girl can dream :wizard: .

Great intro!:love:
 
Banana man free zone????????

You are hallucinating, Me(l)! Wishful thinking!

I have been lurking on your past couple of trippies (UNFINISHED) after the great disaster of when was it, 2006? Seems longer ago than that. Met lots of nice people through your trippie.

Anyway, I thought I would come out of lurkdom and give a 5 :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

Just for fun: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: (Grammy likes them)

And some :moped: :moped: :moped: :moped: ROLL TIDE!!
 
Two weeks!! Wow. I can't wait to see what happened to you guys on that long of a trip. Hopefully it will make for some entertaining reading.
 

This is going to be good! I'm positive! And I have a feeling there will be enough people here to encourage, persuade and even force you to finish this one! :rotfl: Can't wait to read more!
 
Yay, we needed some classic trippie writers to do a TR now that ZZUB is done! And anywho is copyrighted by me, but cuz I love ya, I'll let you use it at no charge!
 
I just don't think I can wade through another one of your endless (literally) trip reports. And yet I'll do it. If for no other reason than b/c mine is finished and so is LaLa's.

And b/c occasionally you make me laugh. And vomit. At the same time.

But... make no mistake... I'm NO lady.
This much we knew. I'm hopeful this so-called Trip Report will actually impart some new information.

It occurs to me that there are some people who will read this as-of-yet- unfinished Trip Report who have never suffered through one of your mental breakdowns cleverly disguised as a vacation to Disney World. So I reckon it falls to me to complete the backstory:

Mel HappyHaunt (aka HappyHat) is a lunatic lush from the land of maple syrup and hockey. She was against the war before she was for it. The War of 1812 that is. Her previous trips to Disney World have consisted of A LOT of rule breaking, line cutting, fastpass stealing, balcony peeing, beer guzzling, guacamole scarfing and Alabama Fan stalking. Her Trip Reports read like a Mad Lib version of her psychiatrist's session notes. Her flashbacks have flashbacks is what I'm saying. Her love for Alabama Football is more questionable than her parenting skills. And although I've never met her, I imagine she smells worse than some hippy dippy 60's throwback looking for ranch dressing at an ice-cream counter.

Still.

If you can stomach her abusive punctuation and rabbit trails to nowhere interesting, you'll laugh until you throw up in your mouth a little.

There's a reason over 200,000 people read her one and only finished Trip Report. There's a reason a rebellion broke out when her Trip Report got locked up. Like John Irving: she's insane. But fun to read.

Or so I'm told. I never read this garbage. I just hit "reply" when I see there's a new post.

:moped:
 
I'm on board for this one! Now that ZZUB and LaLa are done, I've been in trip report withdrawal! Here's hoping for another great one!
 
OK, I just can't turn away. I'm just wondering how many years this one will take to complete.
 
No WAY!

I can't believe my eyes!

Okay, Okay...I'll sign on. Again.

Because you always deliver the goods.

:cool2:
 
She also delivers the bads and the ugly.

Three words. Spiky poop song.

Double heh heh.

Whatever that means.

BUT more than that, she delivers the laugh out loud funny. Consistently. And the crazy mad Mama/wife/daughter love. Among other things. And that's what keeps us all coming back for more.

You posted this just in time, Mel. I was starting to go through trip report withdrawals since ZZUB finished his. I've resorted to putting the moped into the bottom of my emails from work. Laughing out loud at my monitor and then throwing up in my mouth immediately afterwards on occasion. Just because. And that ain't cool. In other words: I am IN! Like Flynn, baybee. I can't wait to read about the Happyhaunts' hilariously funny and touching adventures in the World. Again.

Bring it on, Melly my Melly! You rock, girl.

ZZUB said:
There's a reason over 200,000 people read her one and only finished Trip Report.

Wait. She finished one? When did that happen? :confused3

:dancer:
 
She's such a good writer that someone (I'm not mentioning any names, but she has lots of kids and lives in Utah) called me last night to let me know that Mel had started a new trip report.
Woo!
Or it could be because everyone knows I'm a stalker. Especially of Mel.
I figured you were on one of your camping trips. I had no clue it was two weeks at the world.
May your trip reports never end.
 
Two Weeks in WDW with the happyhaunts?! :faint: I'm in.

So, just HOW many bikini's DO you pack for 2 weeks?! ;)

You're crazy, Mel. Three TR's at once!? I think that's some kind of record. :thumbsup2

Cheers!
-Michelle
 

Subscribing. Hey, it's a wonderful start so far. And I can only hope we give you encouragement to finish your trip report.
 


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