The happyhaunts go South... the endless trip report!

[zachnlucy]

Well, I'm certainly happy y'all had so much fund at POTC. I just found it it will be closed when we're there in April (refurb to add Black Pearl characters, including JACK SPARROW!)

 

[javamom]

And I've already done my desperately horny thing for the year... at the Jon Bon Jovi concert! And then some.

To be continued...

Seen him 3 times in concert, yumm!

 

[Ji||s]

Thank You! Your trip reports are brilliant, but my work colleagues think I have lost the plot more than usual with the amount I have been laughing at my computer!!

Roll on May 20th... Jovi concert in Dublin, 5th concert of his I've been too, good job my hubby understands and doesn't mind the drool!

 

[PrincessAurora]

OKAY. Now this is just WEIRD... 'cause I was just posting to YOUR thread at the same time you were posting to mine. But THIS is even stranger... how did you KNOW I have a obsessive OBSESSION with Club 33?????????????

Tell me, oh Royal Princess.

LOL! Because:
1. I know all
2. We were seperated at birth
3. Drinking Cosmos made by Evil Moe gives you super powers
4. Each time you go to Club 33, you gain the ability to mind meld with one like minded person
5. Calvin emailed me when you were puking

Pick one.

 

[PrincessAurora]

OK, i've been having so much fun playing catch up that I haven't been writing my reports. LOLOL.

First, all of youze women, HAND OFF my soon to be husband Alan Rickman. I had a dream that we got married, had a house in England and he bought me a lovely Craftsman in Northern CA for a wedding present. I was also cast as Bellarix LaStrange in the Harry Potter 5 movie. Hey, its my dream!

He could be gay or married for all I know or care.

Also I HAVE been known to verbally kick peoples ***** for emotional kid abuse, especially after visiting the local watering hole. I don't care if people stare at me. If i'm with my sister, she tends to give me a swift kick in the shins because she HATES people staring at her.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

LOL! Because:
1. I know all
2. We were seperated at birth
3. Drinking Cosmos made by Evil Moe gives you super powers
4. Each time you go to Club 33, you gain the ability to mind meld with one like minded person
5. Calvin emailed me when you were puking

Pick one.

Pick one, eh? Well... then... I'm picking #2 because I think you're PUR-TEE. But I wouldn't put #5 past either of you. And... if you DO know all... you should know that drinking Cosmos made by Super Spot gives you EVILE powers!

And... stay away from my boyfriend Severus Snape. He DOESN'T want the Redhead!!!!!!

 

[labdogs42]

Well, I'm certainly happy y'all had so much fund at POTC. I just found it it will be closed when we're there in April (refurb to add Black Pearl characters, including JACK SPARROW!)

Yeah, it will be closed whn I'm there in May, too. Samee time the happyhaunts are there, I believe. Is there a place for an adult beverage near POTC? Maybe we could all meet there and drown our sorrows!

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Yeah, it will be closed whn I'm there in May, too. Samee time the happyhaunts are there, I believe. Is there a place for an adult beverage near POTC? Maybe we could all meet there and drown our sorrows!

Yarrr... but with a Dole Whip because there's NO grog allowed in the Magic Kingdom. Garrr! You're RIGHT, dash my buttons, it WILL be closed in May!

 

[sunny04]

Garrr! You're RIGHT, dash my buttons, it WILL be closed in May!

Closed on our next trip too....

 

[1stTimeDisneyer]

I am glad to see I am not the only Harry Potter fan! Snape I could handle it is Malfoy that makes me want to hurl!

 

[Lil' Grumpy]

very interestung. normally, we scan a trip report for tips [including what not to do]. two things... my "big" man is more than a lady than me!...& my beautiful bride! interestung references about your spouse. i'm betting your
husband has no idea what you been writung. secondly, calvin dosen't
sound so bad, as his adventures brought back some old memories. a long,
long time ago we was hoping our second little would have been a
. during her pregancy, my wife refused to buy one of the cutest newborn outfit you ever saw because it was for a boy. and if you know how very few boy's outfits are special explained why i hide it behind the counter...and to this day my wife believe that's why we got a little instead of .
and did we ever! he was actually forbidden from the hospital nursey because
he kept all the other babies balling. [think about that]. one spring he yell at
me just in time to "watch" him swallow a robin's egg. had to called the posion control center & to the hosptial. however, he never got sick but i was nauseaed for weeks and actually threw up on the spot! [he was 18 mos.].
right after he learned to walk, we failed to realize his ability to climb. it almost spelled diaster. he not only climbed out of his crib but managed to
"summited" our 4 feet tall fish tank. we learned of this accomplishment by
the thing he took from the top....the oblong heating elment. it glows when its
on and here i been thinking he had just been staring @ the .
you could follow his every step as he left burnt holes all over the place.
[who would have thought an extension cord be so dangerous]. when he became bored, he left it on the carpet and climb back to bed. it melted down
to the floorboard and fill our house with smoke. the fibers melted together and it look like a big cotton candy, stick and all. amazing he did all this
without a scratch! we really thanked his guardian //oops-meant
. sorry for getting carry away but there were many more i could
tell, believe me...anyway i hope this is a little comfort ...that others can
empathy-ized. and yeah the guy that wrote " calvin & hobbes" also teaches
@ osu ~just up the road. best wishes with your new repairs and good luck
with any future ones, from one that's already been there. p.s. -great story
telling.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

very interestung. normally, we scan a trip report for tips [including what not to do]. two things... my "big" man is more than a lady than me!...& my beautiful bride! interestung references about your spouse. i'm betting your
husband has no idea what you been writung.

Ha, ha, ha! Very funny, Lil' Grumpy! Good one! However... those are a few references my beautiful bride actually really ENJOYS! He gets a kick out of that sort of stuff. I CALL him that. Yes. In public sometimes, too. It makes him laugh. You see, we have a teeny bit of the traditional role reversal thing, in a few aspects, of our relationship. Right from day one. Surprisingly. Or not. My big lady is the youngest of three brothers. Very easy going and secure. In who he is. He's a cool guy. However... doesn't ever want to make a lot of routine decisions. Happy to go with the flow. (My flow! Heh, heh!) Good natured... even though he spent much of his childhood tied to a tree in the yard. I, on the other hand, am a little wee bit opinionated and prefer to lead rather than follow. But... if you're going in the SAME direction who really cares?! A little rabbit trail here but what the heck. A couple of summers ago we went up to our cottage for a long weekend party with my Cousin George and his big family. Who we share our cottage with. Big party lotsa people. Maybe like fifty. Many I knew, some I didn't. And I had a big black eye... well, rather more green, blue and brownish/yellowish by that point... but you get the picture. You see, I've played softball A LOT in my life. Every summer growing up. I played 1st base. I took a few balls to the eyes in my days. Yes. I CAN catch. I just played with very large, strong, aggressive farmgirls in my league. And, sometimes, I think my teammates were actually TRYING to peg me. Anywho... had the big big shiner. 'Cause that is my weak spot. You just jab me in the eye with your pinky, now, and I get one. This particular one wasn't from softball. But the real story is very funny and VERY embarrassing. Well... we're all sitting around at this big pig roast and this lady keeps lookin' at me. And then at my Big Man Mel. And then me and then him. Finally, I see her coming over with that face that says "Oh... you poor little thing... here's a pamphlet for you!" She's had a few and says rather loudly "I SURE HOPE you didn't get THAT from him!" and gives Mellyman an evil look. WELL... the whole large group sitting around with us breaks out into uncontrolled laughter. 'Cause they all know us really well. My other cousin says, "You'd be better off giving HIM the Helpline number!" Anyway... it's funny. 'Cause we are the bestest of friends in the whole world. I'm just more manly. Thanks for your stories about your kid. They're pretty funny. I can see why you're a little bit grumpy, though. Cheers, Mel.

 

[eeyoregirl]

1000thhappyhaunt and family,

Thank you for taking the time to allow us a glimpse into your family's life. Your trip reports were well written and so fun to read. I spent hours enjoying the details, and I feel like I know you, even though we live nowhere near each other.

By the way, would you consider lending Calvin to us when my family goes to WDW in May? And Beth can have tea with my DDsoontobe7.

Thanks again, and I can't wait for your next adventures.

 

[1stTimeDisneyer]

So do you want to tell us how you got the shiner to begin with?


Since we know it was not the big mommy man!

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

So do you want to tell us how you got the shiner to begin with?


Since we know it was not the big mommy man!

It figures. A while back on this thread I practically BEGGED someone to ask about my Aerosmith story, but... THIS ONE... is the one you want! Man.

Well... I was alone when I got the shiner. All by myself. Locked in the bathroom. And I made the mistake of telling this tale, once before, to my buddy Spot. I've since regretted that slip in judgment. So that's all I'm sayin'. Heh, heh.

 

[labdogs42]

You can tell me the Aerosmith story as we sip Dole Whips and mourn POTC rehab in May! (I can't believe I forgot no booze in the MK -- duh!)

Can't you tell, we'll listen to any story you have, Mel? I'm going to have to go back and re-read this whole thread to find your shameless plug for the Aerosmith story! I can't believe I missed it. Sorry to have let you down, please don't give me a black eye

 

[1stTimeDisneyer]

Hmmm I think you opened up a little to much! You are lucky this is a PG site!

However, if you are graceful like me, you where probably trying to shave you legs and fell! Yeah I am sure that is how it happened!

Little Miss Graceful!

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Hmmm I think you opened up a little to much! You are lucky this is a PG site!

No, actually it's very innocent... just stupid and embarrassing! The Aerosmith story... however. I actually CAN'T tell that one because this IS a Disney site. And my children, especially my sweet little girl, might one day read this trip report. So I can't tell you. And I ain't gonna tell Spot this one, either. But amongst the few girlfriends of mine who do know... it's almost famous.

Speaking of rabbit trails and Spot. The reason I only posted ONE trip report this past weekend was that we spent a good chunk of the weekend planning our one week camping getaway to the Bruce Peninsula. It will be the happyhaunts, Spot, his girlfriend and her two children. There was much planning to do. It's Spot's little baby. This trip. Which means there will be hours of hiking, backcountry camping without fires, lots of bugs, rations, military schedules, too much physical exercise, no cocktails, just shots ('cause it takes up less room in the packs) and walking through six inch wide trails in the wilderness for four hours straight until he lets us stop for a sip of water and a handful of trailmix. Yep. Those are fun trips. Fun, I say. I call it "Camping With Himmler".

 

[1stTimeDisneyer]

Does Spot like to be in control? You might want to remind him that there will be kids around. Kids and Shots Don't Mix!



Ok really it is the Adults behavior after to many shots, that don't mix with the kids.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Does Spot like to be in control?

YES!

And, trust me, it's not TOO many shots. We're all very responsible adults. Especially in the wilderness. And they're young children.

However... when camping with Himmler... you NEED a shot or two in the evenings. Just so you don't kill yourself.

I'm kidding. We all love it. Or else, trust me, we wouldn't be there!