The happyhaunts go South... the endless trip report!

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1000thhappyhaunt said:
Day 8, Dec 18: Because, I can tell you, my big Mel Man is MUCH more of a lady than Captain Jack Sparrow is. In fact, my big Mel Man is MUCH more of a lady than ME!


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I just had to comment on this one because we have a daddy lady in my house too!!! This man spends more time in the bathroom than all three of us girls combined, worries what shoes to wear, is never on time and is the biggest OVER packer of any of us!! He packs 3x as many PANTIES then all of us need!!
 
Pirates Make Me Shiver!


You crack me up, I hope you are feeling better. I have to agree with the pirate thing, they are way hot. I cannot wait for POC II.
 
Like Steve Buscemi for example. Now THAT is one sexy man! Mean it! He really turns me on. Somehow. Just does.

I cannot believe I found the one other person who lusts after Steve Buscemi. :love:
 
Maleficent13 said:
I cannot believe I found the one other person who lusts after Steve Buscemi. :love:

Yes, M'am! Steve Buscemi is King. He rocks. In every role. Great actor... just great. And... HOT! I mean, before he was an actor he was a NYC Fireman! N'uff said. Except, well, HOT. Gotta say it twice 'cause he is THAT nice. Listen, do yourself a favour if you haven't already seen The Big Lebowski, Reservoir Dogs and Fargo... rent them. You love them. All excellent films. Especially The Big Lebowski... I LOVE that movie. Fargo is up there, too.

Now... if someone out there ALSO has a bit of a thing for Philip Seymour Hoffman... well...
 

Okay, I thought I was the ONLY one who thought Alan Rickman was sexy. Now I can be out in the open about it.
 
Day 8, Dec 18: I bounce into Pirates of the Caribbean, we park the stroller and head for the line. Taking the one on the right side as always. I don't know why. But we always seem to. There's a bit of a wait, not much, probably about ten minutes in total HOWEVER it was enough to almost RUIN the whole experience for me. Not because we had to wait but because of what HAPPENED during that wait. You see... there was a little boy, perhaps Tommy's age or a tad older, in line a group or two of people behind us. And he joined the line absolutely SCREAMING and continued to wail the entire time we waited to board our boat. The screaming was in the form of abject terror. That he was going to be made to go on this particular ride by his two "loving" parents. Now I'm probably going to go off as pretty harsh here but I will explain myself. This cute little dumpling was shaking, sobbing, snot was running down his face and his breath was hitching between the shrieks. You know... that uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh thing that happens when your crying becomes completely OUT OF CONTROL. I know exactly how that is because I cry in the exact same manner every time I try to watch Forest Gump. It's true. I'm not proud but I'm truthful. It was sad, pathetic and, I felt, incredibly cruel. Of his parents. I kept turning around and looking, hard, at them. But they were deliberately avoiding me and all others who were staring in their direction. And they did, in fact, seem to be quite uncomfortable. But not enough to get out of the bloody line. I kept trying to catch their eye. Couldn't. However, DH kept looking at me, a lot, because I think he was getting pretty nervous that I was going to say or do something to make people look at us. He's not much for people looking at us. I am one who, on the other hand, doesn't give a half of a crap. Nor do I like to bud into others' business when there is no need to. But I will not shy away from speaking up when I feel it is important. End of story. And I am truly ashamed that in this instance I did not. But I kept waiting for the CM at the end of the queue to ask them to leave. I was SURE he would. SURE! And this whole time I was carrying Tommy on my hip and he was turned around staring at this poor little wreck of a boy. With the saddest, pained look on his little face. Tommy has a tremendous amount of empathy. Everyone who's ever taught him in school or dance or swimming has expressed this same opinion. This was killing him. Me too. In fact, all of us were either upset or mad about it. Calvin was MAD. DH was upset. Beth was upset. The couple behind us too. Now... I have to say... I GET the timid child thing. I have one. And I also get that there are certain times and certain rides where they might be encouraged or even, tricked, into riding. But you must know your child. This was not that child. Or that age. Or that ride. It just wasn't Beth in Star Tours. Or Space Mountain. Or The Enchanted Tiki Room... Under New Management. YES! SHHHHHH! It wasn't a situation like that, new thing and never done it but would like it... this was TERROR. Plain and simple. It made me want to puke. And then some. And THEN kick that Dad's a$$ to Downtown Disney and back. I was spittin' mad in my Tigger Ears. And, yes, I know this isn't that funny. 'Cause it wasn't funny at all. And I will even tell you that we, ourselves, had a moment like this once. It was last May with Tommy and The Haunted Mansion. Everything was fine till he was in the Doom Buggy with DH, though. THEN he lost it. No way out. Started scream-crying. But what my wonderful, protective, sweet man of my dreams did was.... bury Tommy's face deep into his chest and plug the poor little guys ears so that he could not hear or see any more of the ride. And we've never asked him to go on again. Even though it breaks my heart. And he may never want to try it, again, either. So be it. What is the point of traumatizing your child at DISNEY? Because that's what these people did. For whatever reason. I don't doubt they do love their child but, for some reason, something was not clicking there between the ears. That little kid will NEVER love that classic ride. Never. They ruined it. For him. And the CM let them. He let them haul that screaming boy into the boat and he screamed the WHOLE WAY through. The entire ride. They were in the one behind ours and I listened the entire time. Whew. I'm done. I'm pi$$ed again. I gotta go upstairs and kick the crap out of our housepainter dude.

To be continued.
 
Okay I admit I have done something like this....never ever would I ever in forever ever...torment my child the way those POC(I'll let everyone put their own phrase in here...mine is piece of crud) parents did!! But when our youngest was littler, she all the sudden became afraid of everything...and I mean everything!! I knew she would like the movie 102 Dalmations so we took her to it...not 2 minutes into it she was saying I wanna go I wanna go...well I was a bad mommy and told her no I wasn't leaving, I would hold her hand what ever she needed but she needed to get over this fear. Well lo and behold 102 Dalmations is her favorite movie now!! There is a difference between good parenting and POC parenting.
 
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1000thhappyhaunt said:
Yes, M'am! Steve Buscemi is King. He rocks. In every role. Great actor... just great. And... HOT! I mean, before he was an actor he was a NYC Fireman! N'uff said. Except, well, HOT. Gotta say it twice 'cause he is THAT nice. Listen, do yourself a favour if you haven't already seen The Big Lebowski, Reservoir Dogs and Fargo... rent them. You love them. All excellent films. Especially The Big Lebowski... I LOVE that movie. Fargo is up there, too.

Now... if someone out there ALSO has a bit of a thing for Philip Seymour Hoffman... well...

Can't agree with you on the first one (I find him a bit creepy), but Philip Seymour Hoffman is adorable! I love him in Twister. I could watch him all day.
 
1000thhappyhaunt said:
That little kid will NEVER love that classic ride. Never. They ruined it. For him. And the CM let them. He let them haul that screaming boy into the boat and he screamed the WHOLE WAY through. The entire ride.
To be continued.

That makes me sad :sad: I would have done the same thing you did -- try to give the parents the evil eye and hope they got the message. I'm also surprised that the CM's didn't say anything. Poor little kid!

I remember wussing out on a few rides/attractions when I was a kid. I remember freaking out at Sea World during the shark movie they showed before you walked through that shark tunnel thing that was the new thing back in the 80's. I was TERRIFIED of sharks and I thought I could handle it until they showed that movie (I was probably 10 at the time). My mom was kind enough to take me out and I wasn't too traumatized.

Here's some pixie dust for that poor little kid! pixiedust:
 
1000thhappyhaunt said:
Yes, M'am! Steve Buscemi is King. He rocks. In every role. Great actor... just great. And... HOT! I mean, before he was an actor he was a NYC Fireman! N'uff said. Except, well, HOT. Gotta say it twice 'cause he is THAT nice. Listen, do yourself a favour if you haven't already seen The Big Lebowski, Reservoir Dogs and Fargo... rent them. You love them. All excellent films. Especially The Big Lebowski... I LOVE that movie. Fargo is up there, too.

Now... if someone out there ALSO has a bit of a thing for Philip Seymour Hoffman... well...


OK, I'll admit it, I love love love me some Philip Seymour Hoffman. He's an amazing actor. Almost Famous RULES!
 
1000thhappyhaunt said:
You know... that uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh thing that happens when your crying becomes completely OUT OF CONTROL. I know exactly how that is because I cry in the exact same manner every time I try to watch Forest Gump.


Okay, first Alan Rickman is sexy, now out of control crying at Forrest Gump (for me, it starts about halfway through the movie). Apparently, I have spent too much time feeling alone and not enough time on message boards. Of course, I used to think I had a rare obsession with Disney, too! :)
 
frankenpooh said:
Okay, first Alan Rickman is sexy, now out of control crying at Forrest Gump (for me, it starts about halfway through the movie). Apparently, I have spent too much time feeling alone and not enough time on message boards. Of course, I used to think I had a rare obsession with Disney, too! :)

Well, then... Come on, frankenpooh. Let's you and me bounce! Sure. Come on, try it. It makes ya feel just grrreat!
 
1000th happy haunt said:
I think it's time for the happyhaunts to go west, don't you??

yay! More trip report after my trip and me writing food reviews and now I can read your TR while working on mine. Soooo come to my side of the world! We can meet at Blue Bayou, I can show Calvin how to break into Club 33.

:scared:

I didn't just say that. Ummmmm, find all kinds of interesting secrets in Disneyland and there are a lot. Like the tiny tunnel on Tom Sawyer Island that smells like pee.
 
PrincessAurora said:
yay! More trip report after my trip and me writing food reviews and now I can read your TR while working on mine. Soooo come to my side of the world! We can meet at Blue Bayou, I can show Calvin how to break into Club 33.

:scared:

I didn't just say that. Ummmmm, find all kinds of interesting secrets in Disneyland and there are a lot. Like the tiny tunnel on Tom Sawyer Island that smells like pee.


OKAY. Now this is just WEIRD... 'cause I was just posting to YOUR thread at the same time you were posting to mine. But THIS is even stranger... how did you KNOW I have a obsessive OBSESSION with Club 33?????????????

Tell me, oh Royal Princess.
 
Okay, I thought I was the ONLY one who thought Alan Rickman was sexy. Now I can be out in the open about it.

Sense and sensibility? What was Marianne thinking in the first half of the movie? And how can you dislike Snape?
 
Alysa said:
Sense and sensibility? What was Marianne thinking in the first half of the movie? And how can you dislike Snape?

Oh, yes, Alan Rickman. I'm with you on this one. Remember him in Die Hard w/ Bruce Willis? So smooth, yet evil. And the accent...and as Snape, I might even be tempted to go over to the Dark Lord.

Now Buscemi...something about him gives me the creeps, but in that weird, shivery, good sort of way, if you know what I mean. Kind of like the reaction that the hyena voiced by Whoopie Goldberg has in Lion King every time they say "Mufasa" ("oooh, say it again").
 
This is a bit of an aside before I begin but, since we're talking creepy, I gotta say the King of the Creepies is... Richard Gere. To me. He really rubs me the wrong way. The same backwards, rough and unnatural way Calvin pets the cat. Listen, he may be an Officer... but he's NO Gentleman... in my estimation. Also... I gotta mention that most excellent actor Gene Hackman. Good actor but, at the same time, unsettling. Everytime that he's wrapped around a female in a scene the phrase "Big Hack Attack" comes to mind. Looks to me like he'd eat your face. But the worst... THE WORST... for me, would be Gene Gere. UGGGGGHHHHH! Picture THAT! Now then. Back to Disney...

Day 8, Dec 18: Now that I've vented about the crying child we can get back to the good parts of POTC. I'm not the only one in this happyhaunt household that love pirates. Both Tommy and Calvin do too. And my Big Mel Man, my beautiful bride, loves the response he gets when he whispers sweet nothings into my ear using pirate lingo, "Yarrr Monty, come and gives me a little kiss or I'll make ye walk the plank ta Davey Jones' locker! ARRRGGGHH! Oh, what can it mean? To a daydream believer, and a homecoming queen..." And then there's some stuff about my pirate booty but... perhaps that was TMI. I think. Soooo. The two boys LOVE pirates. We have The Arrrghhh! Pirate Cruise, a toy pirate ship, pirate bath toys, toy treasure, eye patches, a Hook's hook and... SOMEONE has a red wench dress with the bosom ripped out of it. Heh, heh. Heh! Plus... we have the all-powerful DORA! Yes. DORA. That wonderful Explorer. Everything Dora. Dora movies, Dora backpack, Dora dishes and cups, Dora dolls and... SOMEONE has black leather above-the-knee Pirate boots in a ladies size 8. Heh, heh. Heh! Just kidding. I think. But Tommy has the Dora thing goin' on too. In fact, he learned to say words in Spanish before English. Cree usted eso?????? Lo hicimos... ivamonos! And speaking of CREEPY, I took Tommy to the Hummingbird Centre in Toronto last year to see Dora's Pirate Adventure Live on Stage. Whew! You should have SEEN the grown adult male, in the Boots suit with the tail and the wellingtons on, jumping around and singing! Creepy-dee. I've had annual paps which were less distressing. Let's carry on. So... ALL the happyhaunts are good and ready for Pirates of the Caribbean. OHHHH! Did I say ALL the happyhaunts? Well, there's ONE happyhaunt who isn't all that crazythrilled with POTC. That would be little Beth happyhaunt. She's really not into scary things at all. And pirates are frightening to her because of the whole skeleton element. She HATES skeletons. Can't even say "skeleton". Says "boneman" or "bonemen" instead. Since she was about a year and a half old and I took her into a Hallmark or Carlton Card Store which was decorated for Hallowe'en and she saw the hanging skeleton decorations. And just about lost her little mind. Ever since then, she's had a problem with all depictions of fleshless humans. So the beginning of POTC is fairly stressful for her. She plugs her ears and closes her eyes until that part is over. The beach scene. Calvin tries to make her look by yelling "It's OVER!" when we're right in front of the skeleton steering the wheel. It worked once for him. Never again. She's got his number now and waits until her father taps her on the shoulder to tell her she can look. Once that's done... she enjoys the rest of the ride along with us. "We want the Redhead! We want the Redhead!"... not the OTHER one! Ahhh. A good ride. If I do say so myself. After it's all over we exit into the dump shop and DH allows me ten precious minutes to look around. This is my FAVOURITE dump shop. And I'm thinking that maybe I want a Johnny Depp Captain Jack Sparrow shirt. But then I think that I'm no longer 18 and that it MAY, perhaps, seem a little desperate and horny on a married mother of three? And I've already done my desperately horny thing for the year... at the Jon Bon Jovi concert! And then some.

To be continued...
 
1000thhappyhaunt said:
You see... there was a little boy, perhaps Tommy's age or a tad older, in line a group or two of people behind us. And he joined the line absolutely SCREAMING and continued to wail the entire time we waited to board our boat. The screaming was in the form of abject terror. That he was going to be made to go on this particular ride by his two "loving" parents. Now I'm probably going to go off as pretty harsh here but I will explain myself. This cute little dumpling was shaking, sobbing, snot was running down his face and his breath was hitching between the shrieks. You know... that uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh thing that happens when your crying becomes completely OUT OF CONTROL.

I have had this totally unpleasant experience on two different trips. The first was a poor little girl that was probably about 5 years old. Her mother absolutely forced her to go on Spalsh Mountain. They just happened to get in the same log with us. She screamed and cried through the whole line & ride.

But that one was nothing compared to what we experienced last summer. In the row behind us on the TOT a little boy, about 10 was riding with his brother and dad. He screamed in absolutel terror through the whole ride begging god "PLEASE DON"T LET ME DIE!" THe whole ti9me his dad is laughing aqt him. I was furious. When we got off the ride my daughter told me she heard him appologizing to his dad because he wet his pants, unfortunately I did not hear this because it was already all I could do to not knock the wholly crap out of this idiot that just forced his child to be traumatized. :furious: Then again maybe it was fortunate that I didn't hear him say it.

A couple of days latter was when the poor little boy was put on MS and died after the ride. All because I parent wanted to get the most out of that ticket they paid for. The irronic part of that was we had been on MS earlier in the week and they had some sort of malfunction and had to empty the ride to reload us. At this point my dd decided she did not want to ride, she was now scared. I found myself a little upset with her because she had been fine about before that happened. I am so glad I did not try to force her to ride it, of course that is something I will never do. I actually felt guilty for getting upset with her after I found out what happened.

I just makes me sick to see what people do to their kids at Disney because of how much this vacation cost them.

Sorry, rant over for me now too!
Lori

P.S. I am absolutely loving your reports!
 
1000thhappyhaunt said:
And pirates also have their own cool language, as well. They begin every sentence with the word "Yarrr", or "Arrrggghhh!" when REALLY excited... or "Garrrr!" when annoyed or upset. Plus they have really nifty exclamations like "Avost Ye!", "Shiver me timbers" and "Ye scurvy dogs!".
How about this one - "Dash my buttons" That's my favorite. I directed a children't version of Treasure Island last summer and it had that line. The last night of the play I decided we needed to have a little fun. So I told every kid they could add the phrase into their own lines once, as long as it made sense....Well of course, they didn't all ONLY do it ONCE. But it was hilarious. I was laughing so hard I was almost crying, because EVERY ONE of them made it make sense! It was amazing. About halfway through, the audience started catching on and it become really really funny. Dash my buttons, I love pirates! :teeth:
 
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