"Carlos, when you see this, we need to talk."
"Okay?"
"I don’t know if I can keep this up."
"What do you mean? Are you saying you want to break up or…?"
"I just don’t want to hurt you anymore. But I also cannot simply give everything up."
"…you wanna break up, but you want to keep fooling around?"
"No. I’m choosing the alcohol. Over you."
"Wow, okay. That’s great to hear."
"So, I guess I am breaking up with you…"
"Okay. Whatever. I don’t care."
"I didn’t assume you would."
SPOILER ALERT: he totally cares~