The Hangout Thread, Happy Holidays!

[Raven_the_Bird]

Rain soaked soul of mine
It's a gray day here
From ice cold eyes march
A parade of tears

It's hopeless don't it seem
When even in my dreams
You put me through Hell

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

I've tried everything I could
To make you see the good in me
I'm just sorry that I failed
Keep your empty tears

It's hopeless don't it seem
When even in my dreams
You put me through Hell
And left me this way
It's so obscene
You were so mean
When you meant everything to me
I'll see you in Hell
Just go on this way
And then some day
When you awake
I'll be a thousand miles away
(And you'll be in Hell
Least I hope you will)
(Somewhere near Hell)

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

http://www.reverbnation.com/tunepak/3218877

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Hello cruel world
Did I keep you long?
You've waited so patiently

To torture my soul
To ruin my life
My anguish, your ecstasy

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

And I've complained
But it's to no avail
I've complained
Day after day (day after day)

Good morning cruel world
Did you sleep well last night
Were you dreaming of all the ways

To torture my soul
To ruin my life?
This anguish, day after day

And I've complained
But it's to no avail
I've complained
Day after day (day after day)

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Goodbye cruel world
It's time to go
Who's leaving though?
Oh, not me!
I'm tugging the sails
I'm turning the tide
Your angush, my ecstasy

And you'll complain
But it's to no avail
You'll complain
Again and again and
Again and again
You're stuck with me
Stuck with me, stuck with me
Out of luck with me
Oooooooh
Whoooaaaaa
Whoooaaaaa
Whooaaa

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Is it so wrong if I don't pay my rent?
No! Responsibility, I gave it up for lent
Sell your wares, pollute the air
I don't care
Fresh air's for squares

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

And I don't mind
To seem unusually unkind
You ask what kind of guy am I

I'm a friend of the irresponsible fools
Who don't have time for rules
The irresponsible who wouldn't
Be caught dead in a school
I'm irresponsible
I'm Mr. Irresponsible
I'm irresponsible, and I don't care
If the whole wold burns

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

I live my life without a care
I don't have time to be
Politically aware
I hate to have to think
I hate feeling too
I'll leave those chores to some
Pathetic sap like you
Don't talk to me about the
Dolphin in the tuna net
I'm on the tuna's side
Hey, dolphin tastes quite good I bet
I'd never lie, my hair requires aerosol
I want it ten feet tall
And I don't care about the hole in the sky
If Rogue don't mind, why should I?
It just so happens I'm that kind of guy

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

I'm a friend of the irresponsible fools
Who don't have time for rules
The irresponsible who wouldn't
Be caught dead in a school
I'm irresponsible
I'm Mr. Irresponsible
I'm irresponsible, and I don't care
If the whole wold burns
Let it burn

It's a bloody miracle that I haven't gotten
Distracted by a skirt and got bored
And just walked away
Before the end of this God forsaken tune

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Oh, the moon was full and the color of blood
The night the pirates came to the Vampire Club
Their leader was tall and snide and slim
He looked like a gay Captain Morgan
Well, he recognized a vampire from his school
And he did something that was most uncool
He said, "Hey everybody, see that fool in the cape?
His name's Bernie Weinstein and he's in the eighth grade!"

Fangs were flying, capes were torn
Hell hath no fury like a vampire scorned
The number one rule in this game
Never call one by his real name
Wigs were pulled, top hats were crushed
By pointy boots in a rush
And Boris at the bar orders a Bud and says
"It's just another night at the Vampire Club"

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Missi lost a fang in the ladies room
And we all laughed and called her Snaggletooth
And Dee was mad 'cause he broke his cane
And he flushed his contacts down the drain
There was so much angst after the fight
Vlad and Akasha broke up that night
While some rivet-heads danced in a puddle of goo
That used to be "Father" you-know-who!

Fangs were flying, capes were torn
Hell hath no fury like a vampire scorned
The number one rule in this game
Never call one by his real name
Wigs were pulled, top hats were crushed
By pointy boots in a rush
And Boris at the bar orders a Bud and says
"It's just another night at the Vampire Club"

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Well, it's hard to believe, but we're still around
And when we hang out, it's always upside down
Dressed in black from toe to head, singing
"Bela Lugosi's still undead!"
A gaggle of goths is a peaceful sight
We'd do anything to avoid a fight
But if you really want to see some gore and blood
Wait 'til the Ravers come to the Vampire Club

Fangs were flying, capes were torn
Hell hath no fury like a vampire scorned
The number one rule in this game
Never call one by his real name
Wigs were pulled, top hats were crushed
By pointy boots in a rush
And Boris at the bar orders a Bud and says
"It's just another night at the Vampire Club"

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

I really like the Twilight version of this song xD

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Well, hello there, little boy! Don't be shy!
Step right up! I'm a reasonable guy!
Don't be frightened by the look in my eye;
I'm just your average evil meteor from outta the sky.

Well, I'm just shy and scared in this place,
I'm just a fish outta water from outer space.
You can see that the trip has left me tired and drained,
So why don't you be a pal... and bring me some BRAINS!?

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Go down to your neighbor's place.
See the dull expression on his face?
You'd be doing him a favor if you brought him to me:
He ain't using his brain, he's just watching TV!

Go down to Mr. McGee's:
He hasn't had a thought since '43.
His brain is the portrait of atrophy.
He ain't using it, why not give it to me?

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Brains, brains, I won't lie!
I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified.
Sure they might think it's deranged,
But they won't give it a thought after I've eaten their brains.

Brains, brains, it's okay!
It's not a matter if it isn't gray.
And if at first they thinks it's strange,
They won't think twice if they don't have a brain!

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Go down to the Won-Ton Shop,
My fortune cookie says that I just can't stop
I'll suck the noodle right out of their heads
And half an hours later, I'm hungry again!

Creep into the donut stop,
Sneak in, tip-toe past the cop.
Pick me up a cruller and a cupful of tea,
And any other sweetbreads you happen to see.

Brains, brains, I won't lie!
I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified.
Sure they might think it's deranged,
But they won't give it a thought after I've eaten their brains.

Brains, brains, it's okay!
It's not a matter if it isn't gray.
And if at first they thinks it's strange,
They won't think twice if they don't have a brain!

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Brains, brains, I love 'em, I need 'em...
My tummy jumps for joy when I eat 'em.
Big ones, fat ones, short ones, tall ones,
They're so delectable, especially the small ones.
No time to cook 'em in a skillet.
My belly's rumblin', I got a need to fill it.
I don't fry 'em, the heat will only shrink 'em,
I'll just grab myself a straw and I drink 'em!!!(ohhhhhhh...)

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

You've been swell to go around
And bring me every single brain in town
But with all these brains, I can't help but think
That there isn't one left out there to drink.
Now fess up, boy, come on, heck!
Is there someone that you're trying to protect?
Bring her down here to meet her end
And I promise I'll be your bestest friend.

Brains, brains, I won't lie,
I'll eat her brains 'til she's zombified.
Sure she might think it's deranged
But she won't give it a thought
After I've eaten her brain.
BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay.
It's not a matter if it isn't gray,
And if at first she thinks it's strange,
she won't think twice
If she don't have a brain!

Brains.....
Bring me her brain.....
Bring me her brain!
Bring me her brain!