So we sit in a row which puts me next to that dad on my left. On my right is DS, then DH is on his right. Once the show started, I kept feeling something rubbing on my leg. I look down and this entire family (the cutters) has their shoes off and are now barefoot. The kids, the parents, everyone. When I look down I realize that the mom which is behind the dad, has her leg stretched out forward around him and is rubbing her BARE, CALLUSED, IN DESPERATE NEED OF A PEDICURE, FOOT ON MY LEG!!!!!! I look down, and turn to look at her and she see's me so I sort of scoot closer to ds to get my point across to her, except there really isn't anywhere to scoot because it is packed by this point. I look at DH and tell him what is going on. He makes an "eew" face but it is clear that I am pretty much on my own. Wait....before I go any further, please allow me to show you the feet I am talking about. I'd hate for you to not be able to get the full effect, or to think that I am just being a "baby". I'll give you the large size so you can really see what I was dealing with

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Here is a full photo of HER foot which she kept rubbing on me.....
Ok, so I took this picture after she STILL kept rubbing it on me, thinking that maybe she would be like... "hey why are you taking pictures of our feet...maybe I should move my foot". But that never happened.

I tried my best to ignore it and just enjoy the show but she started doing it AGAIN!!! I finally turned to her and asked her politely... "can you please not put your feet on me? Thanks." She looked right at me and put this stupid look on her face like a kid that got busted stealing candy or something, then sloooowly pulled her foot back. GREAT!!! It's over, right?? WRONG!!!! Here she comes again rubbing her foot on me. I try again to move over but she moved too. I started to wonder if she was now doing it on purpose. By this time I was getting really TICKED OFF.

I turned around once again but this time I was not so nice. I said... "Look, I already asked you to keep your dirty feet off of me so please stop." She just looked at me and said "I didn't hear you before." WHAT????? ARE YOU FREAKIN' KIDDING ME??? YOU LOOKED RIGHT AT ME AND PULLED YOUR FOOT BACK!!! Ok, I didn't say that but what I did say was... "Yes, you most certainly did hear me. I don't know what part of 'keep your bare dirty feet off of me, you don't understand'. She just looked at me and gave a half smile. It's clear she still wasn't getting it because her foot was STILL TOUCHING MY LEG!!! Finally I said "ok, do you want me to take off my tennis shoe and sock and take my sweaty foot that I've been walking around with all morning and rub it all over you???" She pulled her foot back again and I said... "I didn't think so". I turned around and faced the front again. Luckily, somehow none of the kids heard or saw any of this, thank God.

I looked over at DH and he was like "what the hell is her problem??" I just shook my head like "we'll talk later" and just tried to focus on DS and the show. About 2 minutes later, the show was over. Yes, I pretty much missed my DS enjoying this show which I know he loves because I had to argue with some crusted toe @*!&$ throughout most of it!! When the show was over and we were about to leave, one of her kids was standing next to me and she calls out....."BE CAREFUL HONEY DON'T GET NEXT TO THE MEAN LADY!!" I whipped around and said "you have GOT to be kidding me!!" "I'm the 'mean lady' because I don't want your dirty feet on me...are you serious??" She replies with "if you've got issues with crowds then this might be the wrong place for you" I laughed in her face and said "YOU PUT YOUR BARE, SWEATY, DIRTY, CALLUSED FEET ON ME.... This hardly compares with just 'being in a crowd'." She then turns to my DH and says "I feel sorry for you".

My DH replied with "UH-NO!! YOU WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MY WIFE LIKE THAT" This is when her DH told her to sit back down until we left. Yeah? GOOD!!!! Because if she followed me outside, and we just so happened to find ourselves in a place with no kids (highly unlikely), I think I would have shoved her in the bushes!! I was LIVID with her ignorance!!!
So, fellow DISer's, I have one question for you...... Would you like it if the foot in the above picture was being rubbed on your bare leg (because you are wearing shorts)????
After this, we headed to Toy Story Pizza Planet for lunch. But what I really needed was a VERY LARGE GROWN UP DRINK! Pizza planet was ok. Pizza was good but too greasy as usual. We ate, ds played some games and we left.
We walked around for a bit and tried to shake it off. What better way to shake off being mad at an ignorant toe crusty lady?? FLAT JORDAN PIC'S!!!
In honor of Jordan and his family, Flat Jordan and I took this picture in front of the China Bowl place.

If you don't read Jordan's TR, you should!! You would get this reference if you did.
After taking this pic and DH showing it to me on the camera we were both cracking up laughing. Then suddenly FJ tells me there are PEEPS right behind me!! WHAT??? Ok, here is another photo in honor of Jordan....FJ and I doing the Asian power sign with Peeps in the background.
After this, FJ hitched a ride with DS and we decided to head out.
We decided to go back to the hotel for DS's nap because.... A.) I did NOT want to run in to that chick again...and B.) We had ressies at Kona for dinner later!!
Here is FJ making his way out of DHS...
In closing this post I'd just like to say....what is up with us and DHS?? Remember my last TR about DS's meltdown and the other lady screaming in my ear for her husband at Playhouse Disney? I swear Playhouse is just cursed for me.
Up next.....Dinner at Kona, and EMH at Magic Kingdom!! Our first glimpse of the castle this trip!
