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A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed
was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope,
propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad." With
the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with
trembling hands.
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.
I've been finding real passion with Debbie, and she is so nice, but I knew
you would not approve of her, because of all her piercing, tattoos, her
tight motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am. But
it's not only the passion... Dad she's pregnant. Debbie said that we will
be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood
for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Debbie
has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really hurt anyone.
We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in
the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime,
we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Debbie can get
better. She sure deserves it!! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to
take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can
get to know your grandchildren.
Love, your son,
John.
P.S. Dad, None of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report
card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for
me to come home
Anne
was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope,
propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad." With
the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with
trembling hands.
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.
I've been finding real passion with Debbie, and she is so nice, but I knew
you would not approve of her, because of all her piercing, tattoos, her
tight motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am. But
it's not only the passion... Dad she's pregnant. Debbie said that we will
be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood
for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Debbie
has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really hurt anyone.
We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in
the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime,
we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Debbie can get
better. She sure deserves it!! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to
take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can
get to know your grandchildren.
Love, your son,
John.
P.S. Dad, None of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report
card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for
me to come home
Anne
