My mom would kill me if I had anythin like facebook, myspace, twitter, etc. We were talking one day about myspace and she said "You don't think I haven't looked you up to find you do you?" so she looked me up right then and there again and she didn't find anything, again. My friends are always nagging me at why I don't get a facebook and I always tell them I don't want one anyways.
Even my teacher has a facebook.