The Funny Thread

[straightj23]

Hey guys. This is the funny thread. Tell your favorite jokes! Tell funny stories! Post a web link to something funny on the web! Anything funny! Have at it.

 

[BandGeek911]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkhMcyuYroA

 

[VolleyballQt07]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkhMcyuYroA

hey! i love the song (ridin) originally! now they have some weird person singing white and nerdy to the tune of that! funny!

 

[BeachBabi0]

oh my goodness, thats interesting..but i wonder how they did that, like, did they accually have the artist come in and make another video?

 

[IrishTink]

yup!!

 

[Babyjustrun]

my lord.
where have you guys been living? [no offense]
that's Weird Al. The most amazing guy like ever. He rewrote the song, and did the video. It's an actualy music video, not a Youtube video.

Anyways.

So there's these cows in a field.
Cow: Aren't you afraid of getting mad cow disease?
Cow2: I'm not a cow, I'm a helicopter.

[if you don't get it, Cow2 is a cow, and he has mad cow disease]

 

[Sparx]

Someone brought up cows. Time for my cow story.


Mmmmkay. This is totally 100% true. I did not make this up.

A big cow and a little cow are racing each other through a field. The little cow runs into a bigger cow, then the bigger cow runs into the first big cow and hte first big cow runs into a truck parked in the middle of the field.



I laugh everytime I think about that.


NOTE
no cows were harmed in the making of this.

 

[Pearls]

So this is my all time favorite joke.
(I'm a huge lover of bad jokes, I think they're hilariouss.)

What path does a crazy person take to go home?
A psychopath



tahahahhahah!!
aha.
hee.
:]

 

[HSMndLKfan92]

So this is my all time favorite joke.
(I'm a huge lover of bad jokes, I think they're hilariouss.)

What path does a crazy person take to go home?
A psychopath



tahahahhahah!!
aha.
hee.
:]

That was the only thing I've laughed at so far on this thread.

 

[Sparx]

That was the only thing I've laughed at so far on this thread.

I liked my cow story...

 

[natty41]

I liked your cow story, but I'm from Wisconsin, so cows come with the territory.

I also am a huge fan of corny jokes, so here's a decent one...

Q: If you're American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?

A: Yer-a-peein

 

[BandGeek911]

 

[goofyandplutoluver]

Q : if you really need to go somewhere what are you
a: russian

haha get it.. okay bye.

 

[Pearls]

Q : if you really need to go somewhere what are you
a: russian

haha get it.. okay bye.

ha!
i like it.

 

[WORLDwarQUIFFLE]

Oh, I've got one!

During the heat of the space race in the 1960's, NASA decided it needed a ball point pen to write in the zero gravity confines of its space capsules. After considerable research and development, the Astronaut Pen was developed at a cost of $1 million U.S. The pen worked and also enjoyed some modest success as a novelty item back here on earth.

But you know what the Russians did? They used a pencil. ​

 

[WORLDwarQUIFFLE]

I liked my cow story...

don't worry, I liked your cow story ​

 

[HSMndLKfan92]

Oh, I've got one!

During the heat of the space race in the 1960's, NASA decided it needed a ball point pen to write in the zero gravity confines of its space capsules. After considerable research and development, the Astronaut Pen was developed at a cost of $1 million U.S. The pen worked and also enjoyed some modest success as a novelty item back here on earth.

But you know what the Russians did? They used a pencil. ​

 

[WORLDwarQUIFFLE]

The ink would float.​

 

[HSMndLKfan92]

I'm so blonde, I don't even get these jokes.

 

[Starfire]

My cousin tells me hilarious jokes all the time lol