The Funny Thread

[Nascar48]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sstft5NFDZw&mode=related&search=

Nascar "I'm wearing boots of escaping!" 48

 

[Sparx]

The ink would float.​

No it wouldn't.

The ink is held in with a the push of air. There is basically a vaccuum inside the pen. Thats why when you turn the pen over the ink doesn't run out of it.

 

[mystic_path]

lol keeping this disney related... Its a 50 year old guy Randi who really believes hes peter pan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=783KKs10Q2o

 

[U Just Got PUNKD]

Hehe. =D

 

[BandGeek911]

 

[U Just Got PUNKD]

Or

=D

 

[BandGeek911]

 

[BeachBabi0]

wow..i like those jokes. the music video wasnt that funny, it was accually kind of mean i thought, but the jokes, those were good. i liked the one about NASA the best

 

[BandGeek911]

There once was a little girl who was tired and didn't want to eat her dinner. So she told her mom she had a belly ache. Her mom replied, "That's because it's empty. You have to put something in it".

One evening her mom's boss comes over for dinner. After a while the boss said that he was getting a headache. The girl walked up to him innocently and said,"that's because it's empty. You have to put something in it!"

 

[BeachBabi0]

 

[Babyjustrun]

Ahahha. I used to have the display picture of that.


All of those who believe in pyshcokinesis, raise my hand.

Cats meow in angst: 'THUMBS! If only we had thumbs! We could break so much!'

Make it idiot proof; someone will make a better idiot.

I'm not predjudice, I hate everyone equally.

Nice jacket David... does it come in mens?

In the unlikely event of a life or death situation of chess... say EAT ME!

Sirius Black: Escaped Azkaban, Evaded Dementors, Outwitted the Ministry, Killed by Drapery

Practice a safe lunch: use a condiment!

"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle." - Bob Hope

whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door....

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!" -Homer J. Simpson

Never hire a colorblind electrician.

"There are people I would take a bullet for and people I would like to put a bullet in." ---Benji (Good Charlotte)

"Friends are gods ways of apologizing for our families"

Money doesn't buy happiness, but it buys marshmellows, which are kinda the same thing.



Yeah. Not jokes, just lines I found funny.

 

[Nascar48]

I know this guy from another site. After the ride is over, before the lap bars go up they go down again. That's why the after part is funny.

Nascar "Stinks to be him" 48

 

[EeyoreFan1]

my lord.
where have you guys been living? [no offense]
that's Weird Al. The most amazing guy like ever. He rewrote the song, and did the video. It's an actualy music video, not a Youtube video.

Anyways.

So there's these cows in a field.
Cow: Aren't you afraid of getting mad cow disease?
Cow2: I'm not a cow, I'm a helicopter.

[if you don't get it, Cow2 is a cow, and he has mad cow disease]

That took me a minute.

 

[EeyoreFan1]

The ink would float.​

OHHHHHHHHh. LOL AHAHAHHAAHHHAHAHA

 

[EeyoreFan1]

There once was a little girl who was tired and didn't want to eat her dinner. So she told her mom she had a belly ache. Her mom replied, "That's because it's empty. You have to put something in it".

One evening her mom's boss comes over for dinner. After a while the boss said that he was getting a headache. The girl walked up to him innocently and said,"that's because it's empty. You have to put something in it!"

Ok now..I laughed out LOUD at this one!

Sorry for the triple post.

 

[EeyoreFan1]

Ahahha. I used to have the display picture of that.


All of those who believe in pyshcokinesis, raise my hand.

Cats meow in angst: 'THUMBS! If only we had thumbs! We could break so much!'

Make it idiot proof; someone will make a better idiot.

I'm not predjudice, I hate everyone equally.

Nice jacket David... does it come in mens?

In the unlikely event of a life or death situation of chess... say EAT ME!

Sirius Black: Escaped Azkaban, Evaded Dementors, Outwitted the Ministry, Killed by Drapery

Practice a safe lunch: use a condiment!

"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle." - Bob Hope

whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door....

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!" -Homer J. Simpson

Never hire a colorblind electrician.

"There are people I would take a bullet for and people I would like to put a bullet in." ---Benji (Good Charlotte)

"Friends are gods ways of apologizing for our families"

Money doesn't buy happiness, but it buys marshmellows, which are kinda the same thing.



Yeah. Not jokes, just lines I found funny.

omg hilarious! I LOVED the marshmallow and the revolving door the best!