I was involved in an unfortunate incident with a can of squirt cheese while on a DL vacation. I was sitting on the bed and the rest of the family was having a quick snack of cheese and crackers. Yes, I know if is questionable whether stuff in a can can be rightly called cheese, but I'll get on with my story. Suddenly there was a whoosing sound and I felt something hit my eye. I scream, "my eye, my eye" and my family was laughing so hard I literaly didn't exactly know what had happened. Seems the can misfired the cheese substance and it projected across the bed and into my eye rather than on to its' intended target, a Club Cracker.
I blamed the defective can of cheese food for a long time, but recently decided maybe it was just me. I was in a doctor's office who had a squirt thing of Purell by the door. Being fairly freakish about germs I decided to give myself a good cleaning while waiting for the doctor. I pushed and pulled and nothing came out. I tried to visually inspect the bad dispenser and low and behold it was the cheese incident all over again. From out of nowhere all the Purell I'd be trying to get came plopping out into my ...yep, eye. Again down halls, different though this time, people could here my cries, "My eye, my eye."
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