The Funniest Disney Stories.

PrincessJazz

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Here are my stories.


Okay, its was maybe 1997. I woke up one morning and was sitting on the chair, waiting for granny to finish ironing my clothes for school. Then my nanny popped out and said, "What are you doing?" I said "Waiting for granny to iron my clothes for school." Then she said "You're going to school? Well I know where i'm going." I ask her "Where are you going?" She said "I'm to Disney World", then her brother comes out of no where likes he a super hero and say "I'm going to Disney World too." So like you've got to be freaking kidding me. You've got to be freaking kidding me. They had my bags packs behind my back, and they had my clothes out for me to where on the way going. I just think how did they do this i'm the sneaky one. But that the way it happened.






Another one was when one night I was going to to this valentines dance, and my nanny's brother was like I bet your not going. We fussed the whole time. He said " I bet you a quarter your not going." I agreed to take the bet, and then he said " Well i'm about to go to Disney World." Then it all came to me from the last prank. I left for a moment to go get that quarter, because I knew I lost the bet.
 
One time when I was about 5 years old, my mom woke me up one morning and was like "We're going to Disney, Kailey!" And I was like, "What, I'm sleeping." And she rushed me out the door and got me in the car and the closer we got to the car, the more excited I got. And then, she screams April Fools! I was so mad because she woke me up for nothing. And I was too little to know it was even April Fool's Day. That was a very sad moment in my life.
 
Here's an awesome story...and I love my parents for it!

Summer of 2002 we were planning to go to a cottage in NY for 2 weeks, (which is very unlike my family, we don't do the whole cottage thing, we're not outdoorsy at all)

Anyways, me & my sister were looking forward to something different.
SO we packed up the car early one morning, and me & my sister were ready to go off the NY, and my mom turns around and tells us that we weren't going to NY, we were going to WDW>

I burst into tears of joy! hahaha. I was sooooo happy!!! :goodvibes
It was a great surprise :)
 

I have another "Suprise Trip" story. I was sitting on the computer on my birthday talking to some friends after school and waiting for the time to come for me to head to my basketball practice that night. My mom was dropping hints all day about suprises and stuff, and I was getting really mad because we had to wait for my dad to get home and all. Finally my dad calls and said he's going to be late getting home. So my mom kneels down next to me and says "Honey, we're going to Disney." That wasn't anything special because I though she just meant she planned another trip for the summer or something. Then she said "The plane leaves at 8 tonight." I just started crying. They had my bags all packed, I just needed to pick out a few clothes to bring. It was only for a long weekend, but it was still great!! :goodvibes
 
great stories everyone, my parents just always say to us a few months before our trip, we're going to WDW. and I run up to my room to count the days till our trip.
 
I was surprised once, but it wasn't the normal "Were leaving right now!" surprise.

My Mom was sitting at the computer and my sister sat right beside her. They were just talking, and looking at hotels (not all in Disney) so I sat with them. I said "We should go back to Quebec for February vacation, I really like it there" when out of no where my Dad pops out (I didn't even know he was home) and says "How can we go to Quebec when we have a surprise trip to Disney planned?!?"

haha He kind or ruined the surprise, but it was still a nice thought! I am glad my parents attempted a surprise trip!
 
Here's my suprise story:
One night a couple years ago I was at home with my parents and my mom told me that my best friend's dad was comming over to help my dad fix our snowmobile. So I was wondering if my best friend (Jessie) would be comming over too. She ended up comming and so did both her parents. So we're all sitting down talking and our moms told us that they planned a big suprise for our 13th birthdays (her birthday is March 6th and mine is March 4th). So we were all excited and wondering what the suprise was. Then my dad brought out some things wrapped up and said they were "clues." So we unwrapped them. They were; a toy plane, a little castle, a flamingo, and a few other things. So we put them all together and we asked if we were going to Disney. Our parents told us we were. We were so excited, we started screaming and jumping up and down! 18 days later we left for WDW.:goodvibes
 
Here's my suprise story:
One night a couple years ago I was at home with my parents and my mom told me that my best friend's dad was comming over to help my dad fix our snowmobile. So I was wondering if my best friend (Jessie) would be comming over too. She ended up comming and so did both her parents. So we're all sitting down talking and our moms told us that they planned a big suprise for our 13th birthdays (her birthday is March 6th and mine is March 4th). So we were all excited and wondering what the suprise was. Then my dad brought out some things wrapped up and said they were "clues." So we unwrapped them. They were; a toy plane, a little castle, a flamingo, and a few other things. So we put them all together and we asked if we were going to Disney. Our parents told us we were. We were so excited, we started screaming and jumping up and down! 18 days later we left for WDW.:goodvibes


That's so cute!! :goodvibes
 
I haven't been suprised with a trip yet, and probably never because I'm leaving for college next year..but anyway. I still have a funny story.

My youngest brother Josh was about 4 when we were going to Disney for a few days while visiting family in Florida. I guess he forgot we were going to be spending some time in Disney, because when we were driving up to the Magic Kingdom entrance, he screamed "Holy Mackral! I forgotted we were gonna see Mickey and Donald!". The car was completely quiet because it was early in the morning. We all started laughing. We still tease him about it now, and it was about 3 years ago!
 
sorry to break the whole "surprise trip" thing going on here but this is a "getting lost" story.

i was in MGM in the Pooh store (now a Tinkerbell store :() and my mum and sister went to get her an autograph book. I told my aunt i'd go with them and went to catch up with them so i started to walk fast up to the ToT store where i saw them go. Then i realised that they didn't go there because they don't sell autograph books there. I went back to the pooh store to tell my aunt but she wasn't there now. So i got out my map and started looking for places where i could find autograph books. It started to rain, very bad. My map tore from the rain (didn't want to find shelter...) so i went into the Planet Hollywood store to get a new map and that was starting to tear. I looked up for some reason and saw my dad. He was in the candy store opposite the Pooh store. So i went up to him and asked where they were and he said they'd always been in that store... (yes there are no autograph books there but there are in the store next door which is joint to it.)
 
Okay. My funny Disney story took place a few years ago at MGM. My whole family(Mom, Dad, little sister, and I) just took that drawing class at the back of the art gallery. Everyone learned how to draw Winnie the Pooh. So we all walk out and we are looking at the pictures in the gallery and then my dad whispers to me, "I am going to go and ask the guy working at the check out desk how much my picture is worth." Then I watched my dad go up to the guy and say "How much would it be if I framed this picture and hang it up on the wall with those other pictures(pointing to the actualy really nice picture while my dads looks horrible)." The guy didn't know what to say and my dad just started busting up laughing. Then they guy realized that it was a joke and laughed to and said, "I have never had anyone do that to me the whole time I have been working here." It was sooo funny.


This story doesn't take place in Disney but it does take place at Clear Water beach. Oh yea, and it is my dad doing something stupid again. So we all where in a store buying those shirts that are hand made. It is the air brush shirts. So in while my mom was paying for them we noticed how there where these really pretty bird but they had a fart machine in the cage. My mom asked what the black thing in the cage was and the lady said it was a fart marchine and so she pressed the button and it farted. Well, my dad found out where they kept them at the store and my mom was finishing paying and then you just hear nothing but farting noises. The lady goes "oh those darn birds," while my mom is looking around the store and saying "Where's your father at." My dad was really over there pressing the fart machine buttons makeing them go off.
 
On one of my family's first trips to Disney my sister was about 3 or four and I was about 7 or 8. My mom and dad asked what our favorite part was on the way back home and me and my sister's only reply was that we got pizza delivered to our room. Where I live the pizza delivery doesn't deliver to the county so after my parents spent thousands of dollars, our only favorite part was pizza. Needlees to say they were less than thrilled.
 
Aww these stories are so cute. =]


My family can't keep secrets. :rolleyes: So I dont think I'll ever be surprised with a trip..
 
When I was five and my brother was six, we were on our way home from my aunt's house and my mom started talking about vacations. My mom asked us if we could pick one place to go, where would it be?
My answer: "DISNEY WORLD!"
My brother's answer: "Vietnam!"
My parents thought this was really funny, as they had never even mentioned that country to my brother. Later they found out it was international week in his school and they had been learning about foreign countries. :]

Anyway, our parents woke us up the next morning and told us they had to talk to us before we got ready to go to school. My mom asked if we remembered the talk in the car ride the night before, and told us that me, my mom and dad were going to Disney, and that they booked a plane ticket for my brother to go to Vietnam.

My brother started crying, and it took like fifteen minutes for my parents to convince him they were just kidding and we were all going to Disney, and then we went straight to the airport.
That was the best surprise EVER.
 
i got surprised on september 13. (my bday). i had turned 11 that day and my mom and i went out to eat. the birthday card had mickey on the outside (my mom had made it with stamps and stickers and stuff) and on the inside it had like:
Who: Lauren, mom, and Tony
Place: Walt Disney World
When: (i cant remember the days)
and it might have had some more stuff. But it was like an invitation to Disney World. My mom has a GREAT picture of when I was reading it. I seriously was like this: :eek: I was so excited! We went over Thanksgiving break so I had to wait a whole 9 weeks!!
 
A couple years ago, my parents came into my room at around 4 am to wake me up. I looked at the clock, and I'm like, 'why the hech are you waking me up at 4 am? Go away, I'm going back to sleep.' And my moms like, 'fine, if you don't want to go to Disneyworld.'

Later that day, we got to BC and went out to Stormalong Bay, and we see my aunt, uncle, and cousin out by the pool. And I'm like, 'Whoah! What a coincidence!' (Not sarcastic, I'm just that blonde)

And then 2 days later, at the maze at UK, I ran through a bush and got a piece of wood stuck in my knee. It was arrow shapped, and the wide end went in backward. And my skin sealed up around the skinny end. And I had to get an incision to have it removed. Oh, and before we went to the urgent care, my dad tried to pull it out with tweezers.

Not so funny at the time, but I laugh at it now.
 
A few years ago we had a magical gathering with my dad's side. We had split up so that we didn't kill each other. Well my aunt was in a wheelchair at the time and had to be pushed around by my uncle. So me, my cousin, my dad, and my other cousin (well I was giving her a piggyback) are walking up that hill at Epcot towards the Epcot Ball. So we're walking up the hill not really paying attention to our surroundings. When all of a sudden a wheelchair on the loose goes WHOOSH by us. We stop dead in our tracks turn around all go "was that?" Then we all realize it was and we take off darting after the wheelchair. Several people were jumping and moving out of the way. My uncle and my grandparents finally notice she is gone and take off running a few feet behind us. We finally grab her (before she was about to crash into a bush) and go "Okay who thought it was a good idea to let Aunt Sherri learn to fly?!?!?!" from that point on my older cousin was nominated to push Aunt Sherri around.
 
A few years ago we had a magical gathering with my dad's side. We had split up so that we didn't kill each other. Well my aunt was in a wheelchair at the time and had to be pushed around by my uncle. So me, my cousin, my dad, and my other cousin (well I was giving her a piggyback) are walking up that hill at Epcot towards the Epcot Ball. So we're walking up the hill not really paying attention to our surroundings. When all of a sudden a wheelchair on the loose goes WHOOSH by us. We stop dead in our tracks turn around all go "was that?" Then we all realize it was and we take off darting after the wheelchair. Several people were jumping and moving out of the way. My uncle and my grandparents finally notice she is gone and take off running a few feet behind us. We finally grab her (before she was about to crash into a bush) and go "Okay who thought it was a good idea to let Aunt Sherri learn to fly?!?!?!" from that point on my older cousin was nominated to push Aunt Sherri around.

:lmao:
 
It was October last year. I could either have a Halloween party with my friends or go to MNSSHP. Well we go to disney a lot and I had never had a party besides a birthday one. So I decided to do a party, well the party was a big disaster(sp?) So I said. "OMG I should have gone to MNSSHP!"

Well on October 31st I went to school. I came back from school and went into my room. (My parents were not hinting or anything) When I walked into my room, there was a costume hanging up and it was the exact one that I wanted for if we went to MNSSHP. So I ran to my mom and said "there is a costume hanging up in my room?" Long story short. We went to MNSSHP as soon as my dad got home. I was in tears!!!

I love to be suprised with disney trips!!
 


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