pkondz
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Ruh, roh...Huh. That’s weird. I thought I had an unlimited data plan.
And... While I'm a little surprised, I'm not completely.
When we lived in the North, (but still in Manitoba) we bought a TV and they said "Free shipping Province-wide!"
I asked if they were sure? "Yep!"
When they found out the only way up to where we were living was by rail or air... they changed their ad. (But honored it. They only lost around $100 on the deal.)
Pro tip: In case you didn't know, you can search for directions while you have wifi/data and your phone will continue to work to destination with no coverage at all.This is not helpful when you’re relying on your phone running Google Maps while you drive long distances in an unfamiliar place. Suddenly I was without any technological help.
I presume it's with accelerometers... or magic. I don't know. I just know it works.
Yeah... like I said. Not surprised. "Nationwide" does not mean "North"... in either of our countries.As it turned out, those big ads trumpeting NATIONWIDE 5G SERVICE AND UNLIMITED DATA COAST TO COAST aren’t entirely accurate. It’s true for the most part in the lower 48 states, save for those remote areas with no cell service. But Alaska seems to be the wild west in terms of the cell network. Our carrier didn’t own its own coverage there—they lease it from whoever owns the cell towers. And so that means that our coverage wasn’t unlimited, it was whatever our carrier negotiated for that region. Which I guess wasn’t very much.
So, for the rest of the trip I was suddenly going to be living several years in the past, when I had an iPod Touch and prayed any place I visited had free wi-fi.

I do that every trip to the US, actually. I don't pay extra for data coverage. I do, however, use my GPS on road trips. (Not my phone, but an actual GPS-only device.)
"or so"...Good thing Alaska only has 10 major roads or so
Cool!This is the Alaska Pipeline Viewing Point
Huh. Still that's a lot of oil., it’s roughly 800 miles long and carries an average of 1.8 million barrels of oil a day (which is much lower than its actual capacity as the demand for oil has decreased over the decades).
Well, great! You just tipped off all the terrorists that read Disney TRs!!!For such a valuable asset, it’s a bit surprising that you can just walk right up underneath it and touch it.
Now if/when I go, it'll be all fenced off with constant patrols of machine-gun toting soldiers.
Huh.If you look closely at the photo, you can see an additional aspect of the design: the pipe itself is sitting on a little support structure that slides on a rail. This was added along with a zig-zag design in order to make the pipeline as earthquake-proof as possible. It allows some flexibility in case, you know, the ground starts moving.
I guess living where I do, where it's not prone to earthquakes, that hadn't occurred to me. I thought it had something to do with the extremes of temperature. Like expansion joints on bridges.
I've actually heard of those. I think from a James Bond movie? Maybe?Nearby was a display of two “pigs”, both the original design and the one currently in use. These are cylinders that are sent down the pipe with the purpose of cleaning the sludge that builds up along the walls.
They’re called pigs because the sound they make scraping the walls while traveling the length of the pipeline resembles the squeal of a pig.
And I 100% bought that explanation.Ok, fine, I made that up. I have no idea.
So I googled it... and you're right!!
"Early pigs were made from materials such as straw, barbed wire and leather and made a squealing sound while traveling through the pipes – for this reason, they were eventually called “pigs”."
Cool!This is the road made famous by Ice Road Truckers.
The other seasons were filmed near where I live.
And you didn't do it???From the viewpoint, we were less than 200 miles from the Arctic Circle. All it would have taken is violating the rental car agreement and subjecting ourselves to a remote road with no services and no rescue and constant showers of gravel from trucks going 70 mph as they passed us.
Slacker.
It didn’t take long to walk through, but we all thought the exhibits were really well done. Terrific for a free information center—it felt like they put real time and effort into making them informative and attractive.
Of course, I didn’t take any photos.

What kind of a TR is this?
Oh... like mine.

Slacker. Like his father. Hmpf.David is in the middle of the college application process at the moment, so we offered to try and give him the tour, but he seemed content with seeing it from the car. Kids these days. Where’s the ambition?
Actually, doing college in Alaska might be pretty interesting.
Formed in 1866, the first commanding officer was actually Colonel Gregg. Also in command were Lieutenant Colonel... oh... wait... you said BIG picture.One thing you need to know about me: I prefer my history to be more of the “big picture” variety. Unless it’s a really great story, just give me the broad overview. Who won the battle? Why was it important? I don’t really care who the brigadier general in charge of the 8th cavalry was at the time.
nevermind.
Knowing the north... this surprises me not at all.The exhibits at the museum appeared to not have been updated since the early 1970’s.
Actually, I'd be very curious to know what tools those animals used and how they cooked their meals, and made tents and canoes. They sound almost human!Old, faded displays gave great detail in tiny print about the ancient animals that roamed the land, their skeletons and diets and lifespans, the early natives that settled it, the tools they used and how they cooked their meals and made tents and canoes, etc.

You are uncultured and have no appreciation for historical detail.If you want to say I’m uncultured and have no appreciation for historical detail, that’s totally fair.
Hey! That was fun! What else can we say about you??
I did appreciate the attention to detail in this one, though.
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Totally necessary.
That is impressive.The museum did have an impressive humpback whale skeleton on display in the lobby.

And reading!And what art gallery wouldn’t be complete without its own lavishly decorated outhouse?
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yusss...We ate our PB&J for lunch
Is that the terminus? Or does it go farther?We even got to see the Alaska Railroad arrive with tourists from Anchorage.
Dave, Andrew and I went down to check it out, mostly because we can’t resist the siren call of watching trains.

For a second there, I thought you were going to tell us that you ate the squirrel.When we got back to the parking lot, we were starting to get hungry for dinner. So was this squirrel, apparently, since he was making a meal of all the bug guts on the front of our rental.
Not surprised.You might have heard horror stories about the mosquitoes and other bugs in Alaska, but I can say we generally didn’t find them too bad.
I've lived in the North (not quite that far, but still) and only had a few days where they've been bad.
Huh. But then again... Not surprised. It's just... different up there.There are no big chain hotels anywhere near it, which is not what you’d expect given that it’s one of the biggest tourist attractions in Alaska.
Good enough.After having spent two nights there, it was perfectly adequate. We got clean beds and a bathroom,

Um... sparce.Breakfast was some fruit, yogurt, and a hard-boiled egg placed in our fridge the night before
Now that I wasn't expecting. That you'd need a reservation!Just a mile away was the 49th State Brewing Company restaurant, where we had a reservation for dinner. Word to the wise: make sure you make a reservation here if you want to go. It’s the only place around for miles, and it’s good—so it’s extremely popular.
I have seen the movie. And also knew they recently moved the bus to stop tourists from going looking for it and... you know... dying.They had a little homage to Into The Wild set up outside the restaurant.
I also see on the sign post that they list the house that you can see Russia from.

I don’t want to brag, but we absolutely destroyed them.

I knew it!!! I was so sure that would happen!After a while, we began to wonder what was taking so long. I went back to the desk to ask about our table, and they said they’d sent the text 15 minutes ago. By now, they’d given the table away.
Maybe just a little. Oy.I pulled out my phone and saw no text message. But then I saw the problem—No Service.
That might be a flaw in the whole text message system.

But... pretty funny.
I went for the Mt. Magnificent burger, which featured bacon, cheese, smashed potatoes, crispy onions and BBQ sauce. It proved to be an excellent choice. Extra points for the mini Alaska flag.

Okay. No to flatbread, yes to burger. Got it.I can’t quite give it a Homer award, but I would absolutely go back for that burger.
Agreed.I’m sorry…but that is not a pie. That is quite clearly a cake.
Yes!!!Pie is “high ceiling, low floor”. The worst pies are flaming disasters. Sweet potato, coconut, banana cream. These are abominations. Draft day busts. Someone who never even makes it out of training camp.
Enough time for 2.67 tours on the Minnow!Coming Up Next: An 8-hour tour. An 8-hour tour.