marivaid
My mother is a Pluto molester.
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November 1st was our last full day at AKL and we wanted to stick around the resort and just chill.
After a few hours of "chilling" though, I was itching to go to a park. We both wanted to ride Kali River Rapids, so by 11am we were on our way to AK.
First thing first,let's check the board and see the wait time for Kali.
PAUSED.
Paused ?? What's that mean ? For how long ? Why ? Why ? Whyyyyyy ???
No fair.
Maybe the board is wrong. Let's go to Asia and see for ourselves... yep, it's "paused" alright, the CMs don't know when or IF it will open again today, and we can't even get FPs for later.
I'm not proud of this, but when things don't go my way, I tend to sulk. Big time. Kali was what I'd wanted to do that day, it was closed, and I didn't want to do anything else.
Grumpy is used to this kind of behavior so she wisely ignored me and entered Maharajah Jungle Trek. I followed. Tigers ? Why not.
Just when we got to the tiger part, it started to rain. I had taken ponchos with me since we'd intended to do Kali and handed my mom hers, but declined to put mine on. If I can't get soaked on Kali, I'll get soaked in the rain. So there ! In your face, mean ride-closing Disney !!!!
There were , of course, no tiger to be seen. We finished the trail (without seeing a single animal) and just walked around. We found a Christmas-themed store, bought a few things, and when we came out the rain had stopped.
Grumpy was hungry, and we found Flame Tree BBQ. Nice place, but way too much food for Grumpy (she had the ribs meal).
That's what a Grumpy looks like when it's full of ribs and onion rings.
The sitting area behind Flame Tree is really, really pretty. We stayed here for a little while since it wasn't busy, and took some pics.
Expedition Everest
I'm still scared just by looking at the mountain. Still can't believe I actually went on that ride !!!!
Triceratops Spin is more our kind of ride, and that's where we went after we finally left Flame Tree.
I tried taking pics from up there but couldn't see much besides the top of the Dinoland rides.
After two or three rides on TriceraTops (no line!) Grumpy said she wanted to go back to AKL and go to the pool. So we walked back to the entrance. Just in case, I checked the board when we walked past it. Kali was open !!!!!
"Mom, mom it's open let's go let's go LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Apparently it had just reopened, and there was only a 10ms wait. We've always used FP on this ride but for once I got to see the theming when you go through the "real" line. No pics though, as my camera was safely put away in its case with the special water-repellent thingy over the case.
We shared our raft with 3 guys in their early twenties and their mom. Since we fully intended to get wet, we didn't wear ponchos. On the first drop, one of the guys got drenched and let out a blood curling, high-pitched scream. I think his mom will never let him forget about it. She was doubled over laughing and so were his brothers.
When we got to the part before the BIG drop, the raft turned and I found myself facing the drop backwards.. not sure if that makes any sense, but I had my back to the drop.
"Huh hoh. I have a bad feeling abooooAGGGGGGGGGGBBBHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Now it was my mom's turn to laugh about her offspring. Well , her and the rest of the raft. I was completly soaked from head to toe. Grumpy was in another seat and didn't have a DROP of water on her !!!
We left Kali and as we walked out, people looked at me and laughed. One lady said "Oh yeah, I'm definitely wearing a poncho" after I walked by. Sissy.
I was way too wet to go on a bus, so we found a bench in the sun and sat there while I dried. Grumpy got us a frozen lemonade, and this bird came to see what we were eating.
It took one look at our lemonade and walked away
Silly me had worn my "good" jeans and now we needed to do laundry. When we got back to AKL, we gathered up all our stuff and went to find the laundry room. Kudu trail. Ok. We were walking in the hallway when Grumpy yelled
"OHMYGOD LOOK !!!!! Look out the window !!!!"
There were 3 or 4 giraffes, several zebras, and a few other animals right below us. Of course I didn't take my camera with me - I hadn't anticipated this. How often do you get to see giraffes and zebras on your way to the laundry room ????
We ran, not walked, stuffed our clothes in the machines and ran back to the room to get my camera.
We found an observation deck and took more pics.
A lady and her son were there and we talked about cameras, because we had the same one, and neither of us really knew how to use it !!
Unfortunately it got dark soon and we couldn't see the animals anymore. So I took pics of the hallway instead
They have African artifacts displayed everywhere in the resort.
And now, Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you, the photo you've all been waiting for....
......
the Animal Kingdom Lodge "Kudu Trail" laundry room
After a few hours of "chilling" though, I was itching to go to a park. We both wanted to ride Kali River Rapids, so by 11am we were on our way to AK.
First thing first,let's check the board and see the wait time for Kali.
PAUSED.
Paused ?? What's that mean ? For how long ? Why ? Why ? Whyyyyyy ???
No fair.

Maybe the board is wrong. Let's go to Asia and see for ourselves... yep, it's "paused" alright, the CMs don't know when or IF it will open again today, and we can't even get FPs for later.
I'm not proud of this, but when things don't go my way, I tend to sulk. Big time. Kali was what I'd wanted to do that day, it was closed, and I didn't want to do anything else.
Grumpy is used to this kind of behavior so she wisely ignored me and entered Maharajah Jungle Trek. I followed. Tigers ? Why not.
Just when we got to the tiger part, it started to rain. I had taken ponchos with me since we'd intended to do Kali and handed my mom hers, but declined to put mine on. If I can't get soaked on Kali, I'll get soaked in the rain. So there ! In your face, mean ride-closing Disney !!!!
There were , of course, no tiger to be seen. We finished the trail (without seeing a single animal) and just walked around. We found a Christmas-themed store, bought a few things, and when we came out the rain had stopped.
Grumpy was hungry, and we found Flame Tree BBQ. Nice place, but way too much food for Grumpy (she had the ribs meal).
That's what a Grumpy looks like when it's full of ribs and onion rings.
The sitting area behind Flame Tree is really, really pretty. We stayed here for a little while since it wasn't busy, and took some pics.
Expedition Everest
I'm still scared just by looking at the mountain. Still can't believe I actually went on that ride !!!!Triceratops Spin is more our kind of ride, and that's where we went after we finally left Flame Tree.
I tried taking pics from up there but couldn't see much besides the top of the Dinoland rides.
After two or three rides on TriceraTops (no line!) Grumpy said she wanted to go back to AKL and go to the pool. So we walked back to the entrance. Just in case, I checked the board when we walked past it. Kali was open !!!!!
"Mom, mom it's open let's go let's go LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Apparently it had just reopened, and there was only a 10ms wait. We've always used FP on this ride but for once I got to see the theming when you go through the "real" line. No pics though, as my camera was safely put away in its case with the special water-repellent thingy over the case.
We shared our raft with 3 guys in their early twenties and their mom. Since we fully intended to get wet, we didn't wear ponchos. On the first drop, one of the guys got drenched and let out a blood curling, high-pitched scream. I think his mom will never let him forget about it. She was doubled over laughing and so were his brothers.
When we got to the part before the BIG drop, the raft turned and I found myself facing the drop backwards.. not sure if that makes any sense, but I had my back to the drop.
"Huh hoh. I have a bad feeling abooooAGGGGGGGGGGBBBHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Now it was my mom's turn to laugh about her offspring. Well , her and the rest of the raft. I was completly soaked from head to toe. Grumpy was in another seat and didn't have a DROP of water on her !!!
We left Kali and as we walked out, people looked at me and laughed. One lady said "Oh yeah, I'm definitely wearing a poncho" after I walked by. Sissy.
I was way too wet to go on a bus, so we found a bench in the sun and sat there while I dried. Grumpy got us a frozen lemonade, and this bird came to see what we were eating.
It took one look at our lemonade and walked away
Silly me had worn my "good" jeans and now we needed to do laundry. When we got back to AKL, we gathered up all our stuff and went to find the laundry room. Kudu trail. Ok. We were walking in the hallway when Grumpy yelled
"OHMYGOD LOOK !!!!! Look out the window !!!!"
There were 3 or 4 giraffes, several zebras, and a few other animals right below us. Of course I didn't take my camera with me - I hadn't anticipated this. How often do you get to see giraffes and zebras on your way to the laundry room ????
We ran, not walked, stuffed our clothes in the machines and ran back to the room to get my camera.
We found an observation deck and took more pics.
A lady and her son were there and we talked about cameras, because we had the same one, and neither of us really knew how to use it !!
Unfortunately it got dark soon and we couldn't see the animals anymore. So I took pics of the hallway instead
They have African artifacts displayed everywhere in the resort.
And now, Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you, the photo you've all been waiting for....
......
the Animal Kingdom Lodge "Kudu Trail" laundry room
I steer clear of that ride for that very reason since I'm not a fan of walking around the park soaking wet
Thank you !!! My family thinks we're nuts too. Some people just don't get it and don't WANT to get it. We've learned not to fight it.
If only I could get a decent indoor shot once in a while...
Where are you staying? Should be almost time for you to get started on your pre-trippie!!
) but how often do you visit DLP? I'd love to plan a trip there ~
~ arriving on the 30th. My DD is in school and we can't go until her break. Yep, first time at the GF
So does a trip in April mean another trip report? Keep it all coming! 