The Divine Secrets of the Last Word Diserhood's new cottage

[LucyStorm]

betty, since you have enjoyed it so much, I want you to keep the hammock from my room.

 

[bfeller]

Clothes on porch!!! I have a match to set them on fire. You know it is getting a little cold out and we need a bon fire.

Bonnie, I am so sorry that DH doesn't understand. My DH just looks at me in that head patting on head way. He is just happy that I am happy. I am sure that he is just having a bad day and wants you to share in his day.....

Jennifer, I am going to check that post now. I loved your picture. DS walked in just as I was looking at it and asked who the picture was of. I told him and then explained that he and DD had taken a virtual trip with your two kids and about the lime green hair dye. He just stood there and shook his head. I told him that there was a lot of creative writing going on here and that it was like homework. He again stood there and stared at me. Then he replied "Well, if it makes you happy" What a wonderful boy!!!

 

[iluvorlando]

Awwww.......that's so sweet, Betty.

Jennifer, I am impressed. I admire your talent. You don't have to make them for the entire dis, just us!!

Doesn't everyone agree that would be the most perfect gift for Christmas?

Ok, now I am really off to bed.

Shhhwwwiiiiccccckkkkkkk..........here's your match!!

 

[LucyStorm]

Keep in mind that this is the same DH who spent his whole weekend fishing. I am not real sympathetic to his wanting to spend time together even if it is true. Calling me a name was childish and not easily forgiven. I am not kidding when i say that I am considering putting his things on the porch. This pattern of selfishness and inconsideration is longstanding and I have had enough.

Sorry to be the wet blanket...

 

[bfeller]

OK, so I have Bonnie's hammock (do not include DH)
Karen is throwing in black lights
and of course my mirror ball.

Jennifer, the sweater is so Lime green and the model is adorable. You are very talented.

 

[lilboo]

So much warmer! Keep those clothes a-burnin'! And don't forget the fishing rods!!!
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Oh-I want one of those sweaters toooo!

 

[bfeller]

I had a little tit for tat last night with my DH last night also. Must be something in the Ohio air. So I sent my DH back to Florida this morning. Wait there is something wrong with that. Why is he in Florida enjoying the Florida heat and I am in Ohio raking leaves. Someone punch me!!!!!!! Karen, you hit me way too hard. I was kidding woman.

 

[bfeller]

Girls, I just had a great idea. Let's do a Ya Ya dance around the DH bon fire of clothes on Bonnie's porch. Now what dance move should we do first. I vote the first move be the Ya Ya finger move originated by Marilyn.......(um, am I allowed to do a finger smilie?)

 

[LucyStorm]

Well, I'm off for bed. Thanks for listening. Beautiful poem Marilyn and so true. Thank you all for being friends.

One nice thing. We live in a house that is very old and our bedroom door locks with a skeleton key. I have the only one. I wonder if he will like sleeping on the couch.

 

[yensid1071]

Originally posted by LucyStorm
Now excuse me, I know that Jay is strange, but I really don't talk to him that much!!!

Hey!!! I resemble that remark!!!

{{{{{Hugs}}}}} Bonnie. Oh, wait, I'm not supposed to do that, am I? Too bad. You get it anyway.

A new housekeeper for me? The mom from Happy Days? Mom Cunningham? Hey, she's Drew Carey's mom on his show too! How about Oswald's mom from the Drew Carey show?

yensid leaves the room, careful to avoid any male bashing that may ensue. He also reminds the ladies here that he did 4 loads of laundry this weekend and just finished cleaning the kitchen.

 

[Kama89]

ARGH!!!! Bonnie, I am so sorry you're going through this! I don't even know what to say, that was all so uncalled for!!! The smoke you see isn't from Jeannie's bonfire picture....it's from my EARS!!!

Urgh! Ack! UGH!!!

Betty, how was the ceremony tonight? Did Mom cry? I know I certainly would.

Marilyn, Your poem was beautiful and expressed my feelings as well. Sometimes I do read posts and am not sure what to say, but hope you all know you're very special to me.

 

[lilboo]

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[LucyStorm]

You want to come to Ohio Jay and give my dh lessons? No male bashing going on here, just Tim bashing.

 

[LucyStorm]

Jeannie, thanks for the laugh. Now, goodnight all. Carry on. Have a great time. And if that Dream character should show up, give her a hug for me.

((((hugs)))) for all of you.

 

[yensid1071]

Just give him a boot to the head.
(thump!!)

No male bashing? Whew! I would train, but he has to be willing to learn. It may take a few boots to the head (thunp!! thump!! thump!!).

 

[newmousecateer]

OK Bonnie. Enforcers on the way. Ok girls, ATTACK! Throw the fork, fling spaghetti, (I never told you guys about my chocolate cake throwing), throw the chocolate cake and anything else you can get your hands on! Make him duck, make him flinch, make him beg for mercy! Ohh, look at the cool bonefire...oh, those are his clothes...oh, so sad....NOT!

Betty, a son that says "whatever makes you happy"! You have raised him well YaYa sister, you have raised him well.

Apollo in the living room of the mansion? Apollo? Ok, if Kim puts wallpaper of Apollo in the living room of the mansion, I will definately go out of my way to help her decorate...hmmm, maybe Iwon't aution off my stuff. (Marilyn gets offended at low bids. Also gets offended some YaYa'sare backing out of their bids) Chartruse (sp) drapes with hot pink sheers, purple throw rugs, (I can just come up with more ideas if you want me to Kim)

Oh, thank goodness, Jennifer is taking a shower (I'm glad we talked about this earlier YaYa's. I guess she got the hint)

OK Carol, now Betty wants a disco ball in her room too. Just what room are we going to al going to "get down" in?

 

[Kama89]

Oh wait! I forgot to address a couple of things in my last post!


NO APOLO IN PAM'S ROOM!!!!

Ahem... ok. Carry on.

He also reminds the ladies here that he did 4 loads of laundry this weekend and just finished cleaning the kitchen.

Jay, I think you need to teach a class... There are many many husbands out there that could learn a thing or two from you.

 

[Dream]

Dream marches onto the screen, right onto Bonnie's keyboard, and hands her the sharpest fork and mushiest banana she can find, then marches over to Bonnie's dh and slaps a big ole target right on his hiney!!!! OK Bonnie...give it your best shot!!!! WoooHooooo....bull's butt!!!!!

I am LOVING all of the pics!!! Been gone all day and come home to pics of all my ya ya's! You are all gorgeous!!! Jennifer...just like I imagined you!! Your family is beautiful!! Nancy, Carol and MARILYN....WOW!!!! Now I can picture Marilyn driving a tank! Just look at the gleam in those eyes!! Hey Kim! Can you dredge up that old pic of me?

Jeannie....what a nice hubby you have! He's a keeper! Can you send him on a mission to have a deep discussion with Bonnie's dh???

Marilyn....awwwww....we love you too!!!

Betty! Glad you're feeling better!! How was the NHS induction? Was it a kleenex event? Love your picture too!!! I think you look the most like my mental image of you!!!

Um...Kim...please keep baby face alllll to yourself. If you shared hime with us all over the mansion I know you would be remorseful. (Psst...is she buying it?)


Ahem!!!

Lucy Storm my dear,
You made me shed soooo many tears!!!
I laughed until I surely cried
and got a stitch in my side!!!
A certain BOX arrived today
It's contents I don't need to say
Because you all already know
And have been ruthlessly tormenting me so!
I showed my hubby dear...the sweetie,
He started to squirm in his seatee.
He already thinks you guys are NUTS
And now he fears you'll kick his butt!!!
Mission accomplished my Ya Ya Enforcers
Next time he's a butthead I'll have lots of recoursers!!
Banana, cheetos, a rag and a fork,
Hubby dear won't soon pick on THIS dork!!!
I must say I LOVE the letterhead!
It's sure to make hubbys tremble with dread!!!
But...stay out of your room you dared to ask??
Well that is just an impossible task!!
You know we can't help it, this being naughty.
Next time we'll be careful not to get caughty!!
I thank you SOOO much for my wonderful box
You are surely sly as a fox!!
Here's my idea...what do ya'll think?
We keep this box going round to other hubbys who stink!
Whenever a Ya Ya needs an Enforcer
We send this box of tools especially for her!
Thank you all for the fun and the glee
You really mean the world to me!!

 

[yensid1071]

Originally posted by Kama89
Jay, I think you need to teach a class... There are many many husbands out there that could learn a thing or two from you.

I'm blushing. Although I'm not sure if this means I'm a good hubby or just exceptionally well trained. Hmmmmmmm.....

 

[lilboo]

You are the Queen Enforcer-that's quite an ode!!!

Uhh-No EWOKS in my room.

Yes betty tell us about the induction ceremony-were there festivities afterwards or did you go somewhere?

I'm afraid of the Marilyn/Carol room-what's more scary-Ewoks or chartreuse?

Oh-I owe a picture. I've got to switch computers.