The Divine Secrets of the Last Word Diserhood

[iluvorlando]

Good morning! Off to Market Day. Back later!

 

[helenabear]

Well now I had this huge long reply all typed out and I accidentally closed the window thinking it was a different one

Pam, good to see you here! Talking about Sylvia was not a downer at all... sometimes that can bring good memories too

I am the Boo Boo lover so Kimmie posting so that she "wins points" with me just won't do her any good Plus she isn't nice to me anyway

Sorry I bailed last night, my allergy meds made it hard to see type clearly after a while so I watched TV, fell asleep after a while of doing that and went to bed. I'll be out until this afternoon too so behave while I am gone.

As for closing of threads... they do it at 150 pages most of the time. If they aren't watching, they'll close it a little later, however with a group like this one we can always start a new thread. After all that's what the Swolphin Cheerleaders do

Well off to take a shower and if we hit 150 and are closed while I am gone, don't forget to start a new one!!!

 

[iluvorlando]

ack, before they close it, save my pictures please!

 

[helenabear]

Don't worry they won't delete it or anything so we will be able to go back here and look, quote and retrieve anything we want to Michele

 

[lvs_eeyore]

Good Morning everyone!!!!

Geez teach me to have a glass of wine with dinner, get a foot rub when I get home and fall asleep. I had tons of pages to catch up on. You all were talkative last night! LOL

Michele...sending TONS of PD your way for the K9 position.

Betty Im...EEEK...40 and seems that the week after I hit that lovely age the eyes said I GIVE UP and I noticed problems with reading and the computer. I really should have my eyes examined but Im afraid they will prescribe the dreaded bifocal lens. Im NOT going there LOL!

Welcome back Marilyn we missed you!!!

Welcome Pam and Shannon!!!! You two will fit in nicely with this ecclectic bunch of crazy YaYa's. Im still giggling at the Super Woman posts!

Im glad Im not the only one who wondered about the flashy thingy that Will was holding ROFL.

Well promises to be an interesting day around this household because Im still miffed at dh over something from last night.

Jodie I am SO glad you had a wonderful birthday!!!

Awwwwww do we HAVE to behave while Elaine is gone? Nooooooo fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun. I feel like being bad today LOL.

 

[helenabear]

Well Karen if you want to have fun, just do it before the thread gets locked and we have to start a new one

Well I am leaving very shortly now! Have a great day all I'll be back this afternoon

 

[newmousecateer]

Good morning Karen!

They were all crazy, not me. I fell asleep behind Kim's avatar.

Michele, am I forgiven? (my neck hurts from hanging my head in shame for spelling your name wrong. Can I lift my head up now?)

Oh look, Pam's still hanging from that skyscraper. She caught her pantyhose on the flag pole!

Just wanted to pop in and say good morning to everyone.
Got to go to the store. Its's cold and gloomy here today. I'm going to make homemade chicken soup. Yummm.

(Betty, please return the denture cup. That is MINE, remember? I had to put the dentures in DH's coffee cup last night. He didn't notice and now they have coffee stains all over them)

 

[jldriscoll]

hehehehehe
Pam 8
browneyes 7

Not bad for an hour or so.
jennifer rubs her hands together as she chuckles about getting two more unsuspecting victims on her thread.....wait until they hear what I've got to sell them...

So let's talk Mary Kay, Tupperware, Avon.....



HAve a good day to the ladies that have checked in. I think I'm around most of today so If they get too yappy, I'll be sure to get us a new thread...I have one on order, but it's not ready yet.

Hey you old ladies and kitchen burners....

GET UP IT'S MORNING!!!!!!

That's what you get for hanging out until almost 1am.

pssst....Kim....aren't you the original wonder woman? I think we have an imposter in our house....

 

[LucyStorm]

Wow! All I can say is wow. I leave you for one day and I have 14 pages to catch up on. And here Jay and Jennifer were whining about 3 or 4 pages!

Happy Belated Birthday Jodie!

You are now officially 2 years older than me, which makes me 3 years younger than bfeller. I'd better be careful or the babies of the group will be getting out the denture cups for all of us! Does this officially make us the Three Wise Women? Power up that wheelchair woman!


by Elaine:

he is about the only one I truly dislike (I won't hate, but he's as close as it gets). He has hurt me and tried to hurt me so many countless times, he isn't even worth my breath or my time anymore. I'm not saying you all should dislike him or ignore him, but more explaining that if you speak of him (and have spoken of him) I will most likely ignore and not get into the discussion about him. So I am not ever ignoring you, just him and anything revolving him.... okay I'll go hide in my corner now

All I can say to this one is AMEN SISTER!!!!! And I agree about staying away from the PM. Besides getting extremely frustrated, you run the risk of having your PM posted on the CB if it suits his purposes. That's what he did to me.

Yes, it was me who named him Beetlejuice. (keep in mind here girls that I am trying to catch up on the most memorable questions and events of the last 14 pages, so bear with me)

No coffee here, thank you.

Kimmie! You need to PM me that er...um memorable picture so that I can see what all the fuss was about!

Gotta head to the cute guy thread to back you all up about our hunky Jay!

Someone tell me what thread that one of you needs support on and I'm there (something to do with bsnyder and hewhoshallnotbenamed).

I missed the feast!!! awww....darn it!

Update on the boss: She must have really gotten her *** chewed, she was so nice to me and the other two yesterday! She kept saying "now I'm not upsetting you am I?" tee hee....giggle, giggle

What! You don't get birthday cake on your birthday, Jodie? Where is that DH of yours? Let me give him a smack! Maybe it will remind him to get you a birthday cake next time unless he wants to see the wrath of the Ohio/Michigan ya ya contingent!
I'm revvin' up the Explorer now, headin' down I-80. Hop on girls!

We had a mini dinner strike of sorts last night. I made them eat the leftovers from the week. Yep, for dinner last night, there was leftover vegetable chowder, 2 slices of pizza, mac n cheese, and chicken n noodles. Take your pick and heat it up. Not to mention the leftover vegetables and applesauce and dinner rolls. They shut up and ate.

Don't forget that Kimmie and I have that imaginary apartment where ya yas who are fed up with the men in their life are welcome to spend the night or week or whatever it takes. Just stay out of Kimmie's room unless you want to get Apolo sickness. I just keep her door closed. The woman has that room wallpapered in Apolo and keeps it cold just like an iceskating rink. I think she is just waiting for the real Apolo to warm it up!

Welcome Shannon and Pam.

Have I missed anything else?

 

[jldriscoll]

Hi Bonnie!! I missed you last night!!! I'm glad your boss decided to take the suck up route instead of the other!!!

I'm ready to head down to Jodies to give the hubbie a good bithday cake smack!!!! Could we give my crabby man a swift little crack before we leave her?

I totally forgot about the apartment!! I'm moving in for the weekend. Kim, if you're staying too, I'll do the cooking! Bonnie, you staying? can I share your room? Apolo sheets kinda scare me!


Wise Women....uh...I think we need to put that one to a vote

 

[Dream]

***Dream staggers onto the screen groping for coffee with the words One two cha cha cha still ringing in her ears****

What's all this about closing us down??? Hey! We're not so bad! Don't they need a warrant or somethin? Jennifer, when you open the new thread make sure it's obvious for us "old ya ya's to find peering through our bifocals or over our granny glasses!!!

Morning everybody!! It's "chick day" here at the old Dream estate! WOOHOOO....when the cats are away the mice go shopping!! Vroom vroom....that's my little credit card gettin revved up!!! hee hee The guys are camping at the new Cub Scout adventure camp....awesome place with an old west fort, a pirate ship, tee pees, a nature center and a castle! BB guns and archery at the fort...boy heaven. There is even a dining hall so the guys won't cook tonight. Pretty cool stuff. Now us Dream chicks are thinkin about getting a hotel room tonight, ordering room service and snuggling under the covers watching chick flicks until midnight!!! Any ya ya's want to come???

Um...somebody want to get Pam down from that skyscraper or are we enjoying listening to the primal screams?

Going down for coffee now...my body is rebelling!! Back soon!

 

[dizneenut]

Happy Belated Birthday, Jodie!!
Hope you had a great day!

Y'all sure were busy!

Oh, and Kim, I HATE coffee!! Blech! Ick!!

Hi Pam & Shannon!!

Have a great day everyone!

 

[Dream]

Hey! Morning Bonnie!! I will be watching for your car!!!

 

[lvs_eeyore]

I was thinking.....I know I know you could all smell the smoke.....that it would be kind of neat to do an ornament or christmas card exchange amongst the YaYa's. Whatcha think??

 

[dizneenut]

I think its a great idea!

 

[LucyStorm]

I forgot to tell you about my dream morning. DH off to work, DD spending the night at a friend's. Clawfoot tub full of bubbles calling my name. Ahhhhhhh.....sink into nice hot tub full of bubbles....ahhhhhhhhh...until the phone rings. I know all of you ya ya mamas will understand this. When your child is away from home, you cannot ignore the phone no matter how good the bubbles feel. So, I go running (cover your eyes Jay) stark naked and trailing bubbles from the tub to get the phone. Get there on the 4th ring. It is DD, wanting to tell me about the movie she watched last night. I thank DD for calling but ask her to please hold off on the story until she comes home at 11. By the way, you are coming home at 11 right? Oh sure Mom.

Sink back into the tub. I have about 40 minutes until 11, so plenty of time, right? Nope. 5 minutes later DD is home with best friend in tow, and they keep ringing the doorbell because she forgot her key.

Sighhhhhhhh...what's a yaya mama to do?

 

[Kama89]

Kitchen burner checking in! How is everybody this morning? Have we all recovered from last night's festivities? *Kim looks up wondering which skyscraper Pam is hanging from.... ah, there she is! HI PAAAAM!!!*

Nerts. I thought we were probably close to getting shut down. I like Jodie's idea. I think we should demand a warrant. Let's lock arms, chain our bodies together, sing Kum bye ya, and maybe even call the media for some coverage. Maybe if we raise a big enough stink they'll let us stay open.

Hi Michele! I have your pics...they're safe.

Why are you miffed at DH Karen? Make room for Karen at the apartment. I'm thinking we should've gotten a larger apartment Bonnie...maybe we should move to a 4 bedroom. Speaking of bedrooms... stop making fun of my room! I keep it cold so that he feels at home here. Ummm... Apolo sheets? Ok, that's kinda freaky.... and weird. Hmmm... I like it!

Bonnie, if I knew which picture of Boo Boo it was, I'd send it to you. Shannon needs to PM me with a little more, uh... information before I can figure out which one it was. What was he wearing Shannon? Oh~ and Bonnie! Good news!!! Keep that woman walking on egg shells!! I'm glad to hear you had so much support in all of this!!

Jennifer, yep, I'm the original Wonder Woman around here, but I'm happy to share WW duties with Pam. Besides, she so darn good at it!! Oh, by the way... that brings me to another point. You know who is REALLY the original dork? Ask Elaine and Beanie...they know. Apolo is.

Hi Sherry! No coffee....check!

Jodie, You have an awesome day planned!!! I have a chick day of sorts planned to. It's called: I'm going do whatever I wanna do today and it's going to start with a HUGE cup of coffee!! Gotta head down now and get my giant Disneyland coffee mug.

Where's Jeannie? Is she still under her dress?

 

[LucyStorm]

I'm up for an ornament exchange! After all, I cleaned out Bronner's last weekend!

 

[Pam]

Pam staggers in - costume askew, pantyhose in tatters, gulps 2 Pepsis down, which removes the glaze in her eyes!!

Imposter?! Never!! AND - I prefer to be called "Wonder Wench"!

Dream,
Are you from Penna.?? That Cub Scout camp sounds just like Camp Agawam!!!!!

Pam

 

[LucyStorm]

Kim, no, not the booboo picture. The picture with the gun? By the time I saw the thread, Harrison was in the gun's place.