The DIS Hyena Lounge

[funnygarcia]

Ok dingleberries, i need to go to bed so I can get up and sit at the hospital all day tomorrow. My mom and I were discussing that sometimes its harder on the person waiting than it is on the patient. Well, not the pain afterwards and all but you know what I mean!

Hopefully I can check in tomorrow if they have internet there!

Talk to you soon.

Shawna

Keep me a boo b of all of the activities.

wil do Shawna, take care...

 

[staley7580]

Ok dingleberries, i need to go to bed so I can get up and sit at the hospital all day tomorrow. My mom and I were discussing that sometimes its harder on the person waiting than it is on the patient. Well, not the pain afterwards and all but you know what I mean!

Hopefully I can check in tomorrow if they have internet there!

Talk to you soon.

Shawna

Keep me a boo b of all of the activities.

Bye Shawna. I hope everything goes well for you guys tomorrow.

 

[Alex2kMommy]

Ok dingleberries, i need to go to bed so I can get up and sit at the hospital all day tomorrow. My mom and I were discussing that sometimes its harder on the person waiting than it is on the patient. Well, not the pain afterwards and all but you know what I mean!

Hopefully I can check in tomorrow if they have internet there!

Talk to you soon.

Shawna

Keep me a boo b of all of the activities.

Whew! Did I make it???

 

[tinkermell]

So I don't have time to go back over everything, but a couple of things stuck out to me from this afternoon.

First..............Shawna, you crack me up. You are not a bad Mom, even though you went a WHOLE 2 blocks without Jake in a carseat. Good grief women, if that happens again, calm down, and don't be so paranoid! I can just see you..................looking around, feeling all quilty and BAM!!! Oh the justice of it all. Anyways, the police or the CPA are not out to get you. They have alot more serious cases than this, to worry about! You have to remember this story to tell your kids later.

Now for a little humble pie from me. And then you can preach to me about the "justice of it all." Do you remember that last week I gave a baby shower, and my friend and I were doing alot of baking and cooking for it. Thursday night, we were working on the last of it at her house, cuz her kitchen is bigger than mine. Anyways, I usually poor myself a glass of wine for the evening. Well by the time I was finally ready to go to her house, I had already poured myself a glass. Now remember, I live in the country with alot of nothing in between our homes.....................including traffic. So I thought, I'll just take my glass of wine with me to her house, which is only about 1/2 mile away. But I was like you.............an open container in my car? What if I got stopped? Well I knew that was far fetched, cuz nobody is around here hardly. So I carefully put it in the cup holder. Kailtlyn was with me. So I drove very carefully to her house so I wouldn't spill it.....................but just as I was pulling into their bumpy drive, I wasn't paying attention, and guess what??????????????????? The wine glass flew and spilled all over my car's carpet. Red wine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek: My car is only 1 year old, and it just turned over 10,000 miles. Pretty new to me yet. All I could think of was "Why oh why did I ever think I could get away with that?" I had never done anything like that before, and now I just ruined the carpet. So I ran into my friend's house in a panic and got carpet cleaner. And scrubbed good. The next day, the stains looked kind of yellow. So I got some OxyClean, and scrubbed some more. Doesn't look too bad now.

The moral of the story for someone like me...........................it doesn't pay.

And just because you were a little late picking Jake up, is sooooooooo normal.

You know that your children are blessed to have you as their Mom. I mean that!!!

 

[AZMickeyfans]

Shawna, I just have to say very quickly because I'm not sure if you're about to leave soon since you have to get up before the butt-crack of Don: I hope everything goes well with your mom's surgery tomorrow and I hope the laptop works so that you can DIS while your mom is resting, because I really don't know what we'd do if we had to go several days without speaking with you!

Aww I'm going to cry and that was PERFECT timing!

Thanks guys! If they have internet I'll be on the whole time she is in surgery so I'm not worrying so much.

 

[funnygarcia]

hooray, Melody survived.. did you climb up or .... down?? eeeeeeeeeeeek

 

[Alex2kMommy]

Aww I'm going to cry and that was PERFECT timing!

Thanks guys! If they have internet I'll be on the whole time she is in surgery so I'm not worrying so much.

 

[staley7580]

So I don't have time to go back over everything, but a couple of things stuck out to me from this afternoon.

First..............Shawna, you crack me up. You are not a bad Mom, even though you went a WHOLE 2 blocks without Jake in a carseat. Good grief women, if that happens again, calm down, and don't be so paranoid! I can just see you..................looking around, feeling all quilty and BAM!!! Oh the justice of it all. Anyways, the police or the CPA are not out to get you. They have alot more serious cases than this, to worry about! You have to remember this story to tell your kids later.

Now for a little humble pie from me. And then you can preach to me about the "justice of it all." Do you remember that last week I gave a baby shower, and my friend and I were doing alot of baking and cooking for it. Thursday night, we were working on the last of it at her house, cuz her kitchen is bigger than mine. Anyways, I usually poor myself a glass of wine for the evening. Well by the time I was finally ready to go to her house, I had already poured myself a glass. Now remember, I live in the country with alot of nothing in between our homes.....................including traffic. So I thought, I'll just take my glass of wine with me to her house, which is only about 1/2 mile away. But I was like you.............an open container in my car? What if I got stopped? Well I knew that was far fetched, cuz nobody is around here hardly. So I carefully put it in the cup holder. Kailtlyn was with me. So I drove very carefully to her house so I wouldn't spill it.....................but just as I was pulling into their bumpy drive, I wasn't paying attention, and guess what??????????????????? The wine glass flew and spilled all over my car's carpet. Red wine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek: My car is only 1 year old, and it just turned over 10,000 miles. Pretty new to me yet. All I could think of was "Why oh why did I ever think I could get away with that?" I had never done anything like that before, and now I just ruined the carpet. So I ran into my friend's house in a panic and got carpet cleaner. And scrubbed good. The next day, the stains looked kind of yellow. So I got some OxyClean, and scrubbed some more. Doesn't look too bad now.

The moral of the story for someone like me...........................it doesn't pay.

And just because you were a little late picking Jake up, is sooooooooo normal.

You know that your children are blessed to have you as their Mom. I mean that!!!

OMG!! I am DYING over here! Oh you poor thing! At least it mostly came out. I can so see you being all worried about driving with an open container in the car.

 

[funnygarcia]

I wsih we could sit with you Shawna, you're right... the waiting is the hardest.

We will be with you in spirit-- now go to bed!!

 

[AZMickeyfans]

So I don't have time to go back over everything, but a couple of things stuck out to me from this afternoon.

First..............Shawna, you crack me up. You are not a bad Mom, even though you went a WHOLE 2 blocks without Jake in a carseat. Good grief women, if that happens again, calm down, and don't be so paranoid! I can just see you..................looking around, feeling all quilty and BAM!!! Oh the justice of it all. Anyways, the police or the CPA are not out to get you. They have alot more serious cases than this, to worry about! You have to remember this story to tell your kids later.

Now for a little humble pie from me. And then you can preach to me about the "justice of it all." Do you remember that last week I gave a baby shower, and my friend and I were doing alot of baking and cooking for it. Thursday night, we were working on the last of it at her house, cuz her kitchen is bigger than mine. Anyways, I usually poor myself a glass of wine for the evening. Well by the time I was finally ready to go to her house, I had already poured myself a glass. Now remember, I live in the country with alot of nothing in between our homes.....................including traffic. So I thought, I'll just take my glass of wine with me to her house, which is only about 1/2 mile away. But I was like you.............an open container in my car? What if I got stopped? Well I knew that was far fetched, cuz nobody is around here hardly. So I carefully put it in the cup holder. Kailtlyn was with me. So I drove very carefully to her house so I wouldn't spill it.....................but just as I was pulling into their bumpy drive, I wasn't paying attention, and guess what??????????????????? The wine glass flew and spilled all over my car's carpet. Red wine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek: My car is only 1 year old, and it just turned over 10,000 miles. Pretty new to me yet. All I could think of was "Why oh why did I ever think I could get away with that?" I had never done anything like that before, and now I just ruined the carpet. So I ran into my friend's house in a panic and got carpet cleaner. And scrubbed good. The next day, the stains looked kind of yellow. So I got some OxyClean, and scrubbed some more. Doesn't look too bad now.

The moral of the story for someone like me...........................it doesn't pay.

And just because you were a little late picking Jake up, is sooooooooo normal.

You know that your children are blessed to have you as their Mom. I mean that!!!

thank you Melody. I needed that wine story! I'm glad your car is better but it is rather funny. THAT one time always does it for me!

I was freaking this morning and the only reason I had the wreck is because I was freaking!

Its kind of funny now though. Actually its pretty funny now.

Ok really,

Goodnight!

 

[tinkermell]

snicker snicker.. check out my sig

LOL????

 

[AZMickeyfans]

Ok I have one more funny surgery related story.

 

[eatmypixiedust]

So I don't have time to go back over everything, but a couple of things stuck out to me from this afternoon.

First..............Shawna, you crack me up. You are not a bad Mom, even though you went a WHOLE 2 blocks without Jake in a carseat. Good grief women, if that happens again, calm down, and don't be so paranoid! I can just see you..................looking around, feeling all quilty and BAM!!! Oh the justice of it all. Anyways, the police or the CPA are not out to get you. They have alot more serious cases than this, to worry about! You have to remember this story to tell your kids later.

Now for a little humble pie from me. And then you can preach to me about the "justice of it all." Do you remember that last week I gave a baby shower, and my friend and I were doing alot of baking and cooking for it. Thursday night, we were working on the last of it at her house, cuz her kitchen is bigger than mine. Anyways, I usually poor myself a glass of wine for the evening. Well by the time I was finally ready to go to her house, I had already poured myself a glass. Now remember, I live in the country with alot of nothing in between our homes.....................including traffic. So I thought, I'll just take my glass of wine with me to her house, which is only about 1/2 mile away. But I was like you.............an open container in my car? What if I got stopped? Well I knew that was far fetched, cuz nobody is around here hardly. So I carefully put it in the cup holder. Kailtlyn was with me. So I drove very carefully to her house so I wouldn't spill it.....................but just as I was pulling into their bumpy drive, I wasn't paying attention, and guess what??????????????????? The wine glass flew and spilled all over my car's carpet. Red wine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek: My car is only 1 year old, and it just turned over 10,000 miles. Pretty new to me yet. All I could think of was "Why oh why did I ever think I could get away with that?" I had never done anything like that before, and now I just ruined the carpet. So I ran into my friend's house in a panic and got carpet cleaner. And scrubbed good. The next day, the stains looked kind of yellow. So I got some OxyClean, and scrubbed some more. Doesn't look too bad now.

The moral of the story for someone like me...........................it doesn't pay.

And just because you were a little late picking Jake up, is sooooooooo normal.

You know that your children are blessed to have you as their Mom. I mean that!!!

Aww...poor Melody!!

 

[eatmypixiedust]

Ok I have one more funny surgery related story.

I didn't see your post earlier (I missed about 23094203 pages) I hope your mom's surgery goes well, you are a great mom...all of you hyenas are! Keep us posted on your mom's surgery

 

[funnygarcia]

LOL????

I think you missed a bit...


ok so yesterday Staley said to watch out after she eats at HOB.. and I said we can tootle together.

It will be a duet.

That's where the first pic came in thanks to Pixie.. heart = fart bubble.

Then I said.. wait it's a trio .. remember Melody promised to sing us a lullabye.. Pixie supplied a pic for that too.


Then you disappered.. Staley ate you..you poor thing.

 

[staley7580]

heehee... You fixed it. I was I are her? Nooo... Silly girl!

 

[eatmypixiedust]

heehee... You fixed it. I was I are her? Nooo... Silly girl!

At least she didn't put Argh!

 

[Alex2kMommy]

Then you disappered.. Staley ate you..you poor thing.

It lost a little in the translation. To sum up:
You posted, then went AWOL.
Somebody asked where you were.
Staley said she ATE you.
Hence G's signature.

 

[funnygarcia]

tee hee

Where did Melody go?

she's sleeping, you know how those old folks are

I ate her.

dang staley, that hungry??

Not anymore.

Melody, are you in there??? CLIMB towards the light at the top not the bottom! Go up my friend go up!

 

[staley7580]

Basically... You had to be there.