DIS Dads The DIS Dad's Club VIII - The Online Mancave

[AJRitz]

Does anyone else remember that Smurfs episode from childhood - the Smurfs on a long trek, asking, "are we there yet?" and Papa Smurf answering, "Not far now my little Smurfs!"

That's the response DW and I always give the kids in the car if they ask, "Are we there yet?"

 

[AJRitz]

That's the response DW and I always give the kids in the car if they ask, "Are we there yet?"

Squeaker has caught on. He now comes back with, "Hey! Do I look blue to you?!"

 

[AJRitz]

Squeaker has caught on. He now comes back with, "Hey! Do I look blue to you?!"

The Bug prefers to quote Shrek 2.

 

[AJRitz]

The Bug prefers to quote Shrek 2.

She'll turn to Squeaker and say, "Can you just not be yourself for FIVE MINUTES!"

 

[AJRitz]

She'll turn to Squeaker and say, "Can you just not be yourself for FIVE MINUTES!"

Sometimes, I'll just turn the tables on them. As soon as I hear, "Dad, " I come back by asking them, "Are we there yet? When are we going to be there?"

 

[AJRitz]

Sometimes, I'll just turn the tables on them. As soon as I hear, "Dad, " I come back by asking them, "Are we there yet? When are we going to be there?"

The Bug has caught on to that one too. She'll answer, "Is the car still moving? Then we're not there yet."

 

[AJRitz]

The Bug has caught on to that one too. She'll answer, "Is the car still moving? Then we're not there yet."

And yet, still, I am compelled to ask.

 

[AJRitz]

And yet, still, I am compelled to ask.

Are we there yet?

 

[AJRitz]

Are we there yet?

Of course not. Still a long way to go. Anyone along for the ride?

 

[AJRitz]

Of course not. Still a long way to go. Anyone along for the ride?

Of course not.
If anyone were along for the ride, they would have surely have blocked me by now.

 

[AJRitz]

Of course not.
If anyone were along for the ride, they would have surely have blocked me by now.

Since no one has blocked me yet, I must be here alone.

 

[AJRitz]

Since no one has blocked me yet, I must be here alone.

BTW, I was at my Aunt and Uncle's house for Passover Seder tonight. I had four (small) cups of wine.

 

[AJRitz]

BTW, I was at my Aunt and Uncle's house for Passover Seder tonight. I had four (small) cups of wine.

I was confronted with the question, was the poison in my cup, or in the cup across the table from me?

 

[AJRitz]

I was confronted with the question, was the poison in my cup, or in the cup across the table from me?

The person sitting across the table from me has been awarded a MacArthur Genius Grant. So clearly, he's no dummy. He would understand the concept of mortality, so clearly the poison could not be in the goblet in front of him.

 

[AJRitz]

The person sitting across the table from me has been awarded a MacArthur Genius Grant. So clearly, he's no dummy. He would understand the concept of mortality, so clearly the poison could not be in the goblet in front of him.

But being a Genius, he also must know that I am a lawyer, and would be inherently suspicious. Therefore the poison clearly must not be in the goblet in front of me.

 

[AJRitz]

But being a Genius, he also must know that I am a lawyer, and would be inherently suspicious. Therefore the poison clearly must not be in the goblet in front of me.

As enlightening as this analysis is, I'm not done yet!

 

[AJRitz]

As enlightening as this analysis is, I'm not done yet!

Or maybe I am. For I have now completed

OWNAGE PLUS!!!

 

[AJRitz]

Or maybe I am. For I have now completed

OWNAGE PLUS!!!

It's really tempting to just keep posting until someone interrupts me, but I'm sleepy now, so I'm off to bed. Night guys. Can whoever is up first please put up some coffee? I'm going to need it.

 

[Rental01]

Nice win!

*makes coffee for Aaron*

Eff why eye: Portal2 ROCKS!

*shuffles off to bed (lo, those 24 inches) so he can get up in four hours and thirty eight minutes*

 

[MiJo]

Bookmarked! That's a long haul from where I am, but I’ll see if I can pull it off.

I hope you can make it! The air shows are usually quite good!