DIS Dads The DIS Dad's Club VII - Oh Peanut Butter...

[Captain_Oblivious]

I think we should nominate a new slogan for the Dis Dads:

"Not JUST lazy, but useless too!"

Or is that just me?

Sigh...nemesis...there was a DOT joke just waiting and teed up for you right there...

It's not just you. It's Nate, too.

Nice work, Barry.

So had my annual physical today (you gonna stick you whole fist up there, doc?). Before I left, I asked my DW if she had anything that she wanted me to talk to the doctor about. She says, tell him that you never exercise and see what he says.

So I have the physical and at the end, I tell him, my wife told me to tell you I never exercise. His reply, So? I can't find anything wrong with you, what more do you want?

Can't wait to tell the DW!

Awesome! You should have asked him to give you a prescription for a bag of pork rinds.

 

[afwdwfan]

Sigh...nemesis...there was a DOT joke just waiting and teed up for you right there...

Those are just getting too easy though.

 

[prattpak]

It would be nice if they could build a walkway from the Grand Floridian to the MK. I know there is the issue of having to cross two rivers/channels - including the one that has the Electrical Water Pageant boats, but that would be a nice stroll back to the resort after a long day at the park. No fighting crowds to the monorails or squeezing into boats.

In true Disney fashion they could put drawbridges over those water ways.

 

[stopher1]

DDC PSA #1 for Friday, 3/18...


I HATE Friday meetings!

That is all.

 

[Captain_Oblivious]

Those are just getting too easy though.

They always are.

In true Disney fashion they could put drawbridges over those water ways.

I vote for a giant catapult!

DDC PSA #1 for Friday, 3/18...


I HATE Friday meetings!

That is all.

Friday meetings are un-American. Especially if it's 70 degrees outside and March Madness is in full swing. Just sayin'.

 

[prattpak]

Nice Big Bang Theory referance!!!

Thank you thank you!!

 

[trennr]

DDC PSA #1 for Friday, 3/18...


I HATE Friday meetings!

That is all.

Have someone at Nemisissssss's office to call a Friday meeting...check.

 

[afwdwfan]

DDC PSA #1 for Friday, 3/18...


I HATE Friday meetings!

That is all.

Blah, yeah... last thing I'd want to be doing today.

I vote for a giant catapult!

That would be SWEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[stopher1]

They always are.



I vote for a giant catapult!



Friday meetings are un-American. Especially if it's 70 degrees outside and March Madness is in full swing. Just sayin'.

Yeah. 2 plus a conference call this morning. 2 more this afternoon coming up. At least 1 conference call was cancelled so I could duck out for fresh air & lunch. I hate Fridays. It all just REALLY puts a damper on my more important activities.

 

[DisDadDoc]

Awesome! You should have asked him to give you a prescription for a bag of pork rinds.

Grillin' up some sausage right now while watching the NCAAs!

 

[afwdwfan]

Grillin' up some sausage right now while watching the NCAAs!

We've got a 42" LCD on the wall in the office with the games on. Now I just have to figure out where to go grab some food quick to bring back, while also making a quick stop at the hardware store.

 

[AJRitz]

I have my iPad next to me at my desk, streaming the NCAA tournament via the March Madness On Demand app. It's probably a good thing that 3G bandwidth won't support the video stream, so I've got audio only. This way, I'm still getting some work done.

I was supposed to be in a mandatory settlement conference all day yesterday and today with a judge, but the judge got sick and couldn't travel, so we have a teleconference set for Tuesday to reschedule. Hooray for canceled Friday meetings!

 

[AJRitz]

We've got a 42" LCD on the wall in the office with the games on. Now I just have to figure out where to go grab some food quick to bring back, while also making a quick stop at the hardware store.

We've got a big screen in the conference room here. I'm going to head in there for lunch in about an hour, instead of eating at my desk like I usually do.

 

[twokids0204]

March Break Day 5 Update

Status: I think the kids are ok - haven't seen them in about 18 hours - Can't call police yet, as they won't file a missing person report until they are gone 24 hours.

Camera Update: I have moved from the Olympus and the Nikon, and I think I have settled on the Canon SX30. Simply because I remembered I have Airmiles, and can get it free. I don't know 'bout you, but FREE is a great price for me.

 

[afwdwfan]

Status: I think the kids are ok - haven't seen them in about 18 hours - Can't call police yet, as they won't file a missing person report until they are gone 24 hours.

Ok, now be honest... they locked you in a closet about 18 hours ago, didn't they???

 

[prattpak]

Blah, yeah... last thing I'd want to be doing today.



That would be SWEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Would make the GF even more worth the money!!

 

[DisDadDoc]

March Break Day 5 Update

Status: I think the kids are ok - haven't seen them in about 18 hours -

Uh, oh. Did they blind you?

 

[stopher1]

Have someone at Nemisissssss's office to call a Friday meeting...check.

no likey nemesis!!

 

[afwdwfan]

no likey nemesis!!

Isn't that the point of the nemesis?

 

[BigTex71]

So had my annual physical today (you gonna stick you whole fist up there, doc?). Before I left, I asked my DW if she had anything that she wanted me to talk to the doctor about. She says, tell him that you never exercise and see what he says.

So I have the physical and at the end, I tell him, my wife told me to tell you I never exercise. His reply, So? I can't find anything wrong with you, what more do you want?

Can't wait to tell the DW!

This reminds me of my last physical I got from my doctor last year. First, though, I have to mention that my doctor is all of 30-something, ex-football player, works out all the time, all the ladies seem to be wooed by him. We went through the whole process and he mentions how beneficial loosing some weight would be for my intermittent lower back problems. (I know, I know!) They also drew blood to check all those levels they like to check.

the next day, my doctor calls me back to his office. Says they need to draw blood again because they got some 'interesting' (or something to that effect) results that he had to verify. My eyes widened and I got a little nervous. He assured me it wasn't anything to be alarmed about.

I go back few days later to discuss the results. I was nervous and asked how bad it was. I figured my cholesterol levels were off the charts or something (since I am a big foodie.) He started to chuckle and said, "Actually, your levels are better than mine!" Well, sugar was a little higher than normal, but that was it.

I guess they had to draw blood again because there was no way a chubby guy like me could be in as good of health as me - so they surely did something wrong the first time.

Never judge a book by its cover! (Or it's enlarged gut.)

I told him to just wait until I actually start exercising one of these days!