DIS Dads The DIS Dad's Club IX - The Fastest Moving Thread Around

[jason4024]

I can not believe this is still open. I was gainging on BigTex, and then he decided to join us. I guess I will happily stay in my current position.

Another Ownage? I think I owned page 250 also!

 

[unclescrooge_0707]

My last try to clsoe the thread, then back to work.

"Hey Bartender, Jobu needs a refill!"

 

[DisDadDoc]

This should get me over 100. Have a great couple of hours guys! See you on DDC X!

 

[afwdwfan]

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:

a half-gallon of 2% milk,
a carton of eggs,
a quart of orange juice,
a head of romaine lettuce,
a 2 lb. can of coffee,
and a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

must have been at walmart

 

[DisDadDoc]

Last one! It's like playing the slots to see if you get a winner!

 

[stopher1]

Just about 350... wow.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

I sure hope the boss doesn't ask me what I did while he was out.

 

[DisDadDoc]

Still going?

 

[afwdwfan]

 

[stopher1]

It's a world of laughter a world of tears

 

[DisDadDoc]

Wonder if there's a hard stop at 350? Or do the mods need to step in?

 

[afwdwfan]

I sure hope the boss doesn't ask me what I did while he was out.

Um... uh... I... uh...

 

[stopher1]

it's a world of hopes and a world of fears

 

[RodBelding]

Chuck Norris

No moderator would dare stop this thread after that. OWNED.

 

[DisDadDoc]

It's a world of laughter a world of tears

AARRGGHH! Cursed song!

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Hey Kids, What time Is It?

 

[jason4024]

Shot at ownage?

Ah crap - I failed. Was trying to owe 250 and 350...

 

[Captain_Oblivious]

Somebody needs to contact Energizer about using us for product endorsement.

 

[afwdwfan]

Wonder if there's a hard stop at 350? Or do the mods need to step in?

We'll soon find out.

 

[stopher1]

There's so much that we share