The Chatterbox Hyena Thread

[sameyeyam]

Welcome to the Tuck's Medicated Pads Club Megan! As a fellow hemmorhoid sufferer I can tell you the following:

Preparation H does work.

Tucks Medicated Pads do work.

They also make hemmorhoid cream that contains a numbing agent. Don't know the name because I always bought the generic version.

Talk to your doctors about taking stool softeners.

Dried fruit (apricots & prunes work wonders). Cherry's are also very good. You can add light sugar cherries to brownies!

 

[staley7580]

OMG!! Its on their WEBSITE. You know... That a rip off. We only paid $21,000 brand new.

http://www.toyotaoftacoma.com/inven...30E07C631665&total=23&pos=7&current=2&size=10

 

[AZMickeyfans]

Im WAITING.

Its ALWAYS my fault.




Why. Why Shawna. Why would you mess with my emotions. I have HEMORRHOIDS. And you mess with my EMOTIONS????

you know Shawna, it really is rude to offer up a cake and then say but not now...

With the risk of getting a migraine....

 

[staley7580]

Welcome to the Tuck's Medicated Pads Club Megan! As a fellow hemmorhoid sufferer I can tell you the following:

Preparation H does work.

Tucks Medicated Pads do work.

They also make hemmorhoid cream that contains a numbing agent. Don't know the name because I always bought the generic version.

Talk to your doctors about taking stool softeners.

Dried fruit (apricots & prunes work wonders). Cherry's are also very good. You can add light sugar cherries to brownies!

Im ON it. Thanks!

 

[AZMickeyfans]

Holy cow that sign is terrible.

 

[Mkgaapril]

I bet you have one sitting on your counter now don't you....admit it you do...

 

[staley7580]

Hey Shawna.... BITE ME.

 

[AZMickeyfans]

Babe, you could have NEVER have fit 4 kids in there. Well, pre-seatbelt days maybe.

 

[staley7580]

Babe, you could have NEVER have fit 4 kids in there. Well, pre-seatbelt days maybe.

I totally could have! Frelan would just have had to ride in the very back. Its a NICE car though.

 

[AZMickeyfans]

I bet you have one sitting on your counter now don't you....admit it you do...

Hey Shawna.... BITE ME.

Its called Chocolate Makes the World Go Round and let me tell you its like HEAVEN!!!

 

[sameyeyam]

One of the most horrible side effects of chemo (other than nausea) is constipation. It gives you horrible constipation, which is not a good thing in someone that already has roids! At one time I was taking about 6 stool softeners and 3 laxative pills every day. Of course this is probably more than you all want to know.

And then about a week after chemo, once you have the constipation under control, the roids are flaring up, then you get diarhea. So away go the laxatives and softeners & out comes the Imodium. Let me tell you it was not fun.

So ladies, let this be a not so gentle reminder to do a breast self exam tonight. Or better yet ask your DH to do it for you!

 

[staley7580]

Its called Chocolate Makes the World Go Round and let me tell you its like HEAVEN!!!

Hey SHAWNA.... Im sending you a little gift right now. Be sure to check your mail.

 

[Mkgaapril]

h

ere is a cake for you

 

[staley7580]

One of the most horrible side effects of chemo (other than nausea) is constipation. It gives you horrible constipation, which is not a good thing in someone that already has roids! At one time I was taking about 6 stool softeners and 3 laxative pills every day. Of course this is probably more than you all want to know.

And then about a week after chemo, once you have the constipation under control, the roids are flaring up, then you get diarhea. So away go the laxatives and softeners & out comes the Imodium. Let me tell you it was not fun.

So ladies, let this be a not so gentle reminder to do a breast self exam tonight. Or better yet ask your DH to do it for you!

Oh NO. Thats sounds horrid! I hate not pooping. I also hate having the runs.

 

[sameyeyam]

It's a good thing I'm sitting here drinking French Vanilla Cafe coffee(sugar free, but tastes very sweet). Otherwise I have a feeling I would be sending DH down to Safeway for a giant chocolate cake.

So guess who came to visit again this month?? Aunt Flo! That's twice this month and only 2 weeks in between! I'm hoping that means I can just skip the next couple of months and have hot flashes instead. Of course this could explain why I was in such a funky mood a couple of weeks ago.

 

[AZMickeyfans]

One of the most horrible side effects of chemo (other than nausea) is constipation. It gives you horrible constipation, which is not a good thing in someone that already has roids! At one time I was taking about 6 stool softeners and 3 laxative pills every day. Of course this is probably more than you all want to know.

And then about a week after chemo, once you have the constipation under control, the roids are flaring up, then you get diarhea. So away go the laxatives and softeners & out comes the Imodium. Let me tell you it was not fun.

So ladies, let this be a not so gentle reminder to do a breast self exam tonight. Or better yet ask your DH to do it for you!

I'm not good at this.

I keep meaning to ask you about water bottles. Obviously I live in the desert. 6 months of 100+ temps. We drink water by the gallons here per day. Well, I am always bringing water bottles in the car and then washing and refilling them. Well, lately I've been reading if they are left in the heat like a car that the bottle breaks down and is linked to breast cancer. Have you heard this? Scary because we bring the hot water bottles in every day and then do the same thing again.

 

[Mkgaapril]

where did you go Shawna.? if you are not on here you better be baking...

 

[sameyeyam]

Oh NO. Thats sounds horrid! I hate not pooping. I also hate having the runs.

Yeah it wasn't a lot of fun. But I guess neither was the alternative, death!

 

[staley7580]

It's a good thing I'm sitting here drinking French Vanilla Cafe coffee(sugar free, but tastes very sweet). Otherwise I have a feeling I would be sending DH down to Safeway for a giant chocolate cake.

So guess who came to visit again this month?? Aunt Flo! That's twice this month and only 2 weeks in between! I'm hoping that means I can just skip the next couple of months and have hot flashes instead. Of course this could explain why I was in such a funky mood a couple of weeks ago.

You know what?? I have been craving a Starbucks coffee like CRAZY lately. A big ole honking frap. That should get my flood gates moving. I TRIED to send my dh down for cake... but seeing as how he had ben up since 8 last night, he copped out on me. Butt head.

Cool beans!

 

[AZMickeyfans]

Hey SHAWNA.... Im sending you a little gift right now. Be sure to check your mail.

Aww how sweet, here is another gift for you and Gina

Oh wait thats mine too......

h

ere is a cake for you

Thanks my dog was hungry!