The Chatterbox Hyena Thread

[Mkgaapril]

I knew as soon as I got on here DH would call me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[staley7580]

Aloha, my little Chiquita banana.

 

[Alex2kMommy]

Sorry guys.

Had to look for it, and then get something else done.


PUMPKIN BARS

3/4 c. butter, softened
2 c. sugar
4 eggs
2 c. pumpkin
2 c. flour
1 t. soda
2 t. baking powder
1/2 t. cinnamon

Mix all together. Bake in greased 11" X 15" pan. 40 minutes @ 325*

Frosting

1 (8oz.) cream cheese
2 T. butter
1 T. milk
1 t. vanilla
3 c. powdered sugar.

Cream together and spread on cooled bars.

Yummy. Especially the next day. (Note: I think I have added a little nutmeg and cloves too.)

Heyyyy!

Normal ingredients... easy instructions... I think I can DO THIS!!!

 

[staley7580]

I knew as soon as I got on here DH would call me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MEN!!!

 

[staley7580]

Heyyyy!

Normal ingredients... easy instructions... I think I can DO THIS!!!

Just think of the little engine that could.

 

[Mkgaapril]

He is going to be spitting toe nails for the rest of his life if he keeps running his pie hole at me

 

[staley7580]

He is going to be spitting toe nails for the rest of his life if he keeps running his pie hole at me

You tell him!

 

[Mkgaapril]

IDIOT

 

[Alex2kMommy]

Well... Yes, but that isnt why I had chocolate in my ear. Apparently I had some cake on my finger, and scratched my ear... Filling it with chocolate. I am SUCH a geek!

Mmmmm. Mmmmhmmm...

 

[Mkgaapril]

i ask him if he would stop at the store and get milk on the way home and he had a hissy fit...it will be after 3 am...waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Mkgaapril]

if he shows up here without milk I will try and get a jury of all women..

 

[Alex2kMommy]

i ask him if he would stop at the store and get milk on the way home and he had a hissy fit...it will be after 3 am...waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Perhaps he's worried about the bad element that hang out at the milk section at that hour...

 

[Mkgaapril]

he should be more worried about the bad element at home

 

[staley7580]

i ask him if he would stop at the store and get milk on the way home and he had a hissy fit...it will be after 3 am...waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Geesh. baby. Im KIDDING!

 

[staley7580]

Mmmmm. Mmmmhmmm...

It was really good cake. I should know. Its almost all gone.

Perhaps he's worried about the bad element that hang out at the milk section at that hour...

Yo yo. Gang bangers run deep in our milk section.

 

[Mkgaapril]

Like I said if there isn't a jug under his arm ... ITS WAR...I will have the baby and she will need it tomorrow....

but I am tired, can't you get it in the morning....NO...

why not...go get it now ...

I can't , I have had beer, just stop at the flipping store...pretend there are golden arches there and pull in....

but...waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Alex2kMommy]

he should be more worried about the bad element at home

Maybe he is! He wants to hurry home to that dirty girrrrrl!

 

[Mkgaapril]

I just sent him a picture of a pointy object with the words


GOT MILK


on his phone

 

[Mkgaapril]

If he keeps it up , I will make his list longer...I swear I will

 

[staley7580]

Like I said if there isn't a jug under his arm ... ITS WAR...I will have the baby and she will need it tomorrow....

but I am tired, can't you get it in the morning....NO...

why not...go get it now ...

I can't , I have had beer, just stop at the flipping store...pretend there are golden arches there and pull in....

but...waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I think you need to slur a little.... Maybe a big burp to go along with it. OR.... You could bribe him.. With ice cream. and the best part.. If you DONT have any, you can watch him cry when he finds out.