I can imagine the phone call

:
Operator: Hello 999, which service do you require?
Caller: Hello Yes, the police .....its urgent
Operator:Hello, what is the problem?
Caller: My post has gone missing....you've got to come quick
Operator: Your post? Its a sunday, there isnt any post.......
Caller: no you dont get it...
Operator: Look sonny its not clever or funny to waste police time
Caller: Nooooooooooooooo wait........]
Narrator (Very Deep American Voice): To be continued: will the post be found, where is the postman? and have I got the wrong end of the stick? For all of these answers and more tune in next weeek!
Can you tell im bored?
