The Bill Gates Touring Plan

[ShappityTap]

Ok, lets pretend money is no object. Here is what I'm thinking the ideal touring plan would be........

You hire a bunch of people as your support crew, and book them all in rooms around the World, each close to a different theme park. Say the GF, BC, AKL, and a couple of other places. As you are sleeping in, your support crew (all 10 of them) are first in line for the rope drop at the park. They disperse to the major attractions and coordinate via sophisticated communication equipment getting FastPasses for all the attractions with a perfect staggering of return times. You arrive rested and refreshed and they turn the passes over to you. You effortlessly glide through one major attraction after another with no wait times.

If you wish to hop to a park, a support person is waiting with an expesive car at the entrance to whisk you where you want to go.

For dinner they make multiple reservations and sit down for dinner. You have options, and wherever you choose to go, you show up and take the support person's place at the table (they then go grab counter service someplace else).

At the end of the day you are driven or stroll to whichever hotel room strikes your fancy at the moment. The support person who was staying there is dispatched to collect and deliver your luggage. They then move to the room you stayed in the prior night.

What else might you add to the plan if money were no object.

 

[CanadianGuy]

I'd pop the money to have one of those DISNEY-employed VIP guides. I don't care what you've heard.. if you're rich enough.. or famous enough or both they'll bump to you to the front of the line.

I suspect if I had the Presidential suite (or whatever the best suite is) at the Grand Floridian along with six or so rooms at the concierge level and premium plan for everyone in my party.. a lot of stuff would get 'done' for me with minimal effort.



So I would have those rooms noted above... AND I would do something I've ALWAYS wanted to do.. buy something that was STUPID expensive at "The Art of Disney".



(ducking the posts that will no doubt follow)

 

[calgarygary]

Duh, if it's the Bill Gates plan, you rent the parks and only open the rides you want to do.

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Stake out the best spots and save them for parades and Illuminations.

 

[stargrazer]

Ok, lets pretend money is no object. Here is what I'm thinking the ideal touring plan would be........

Money's no object? Buy it.

Other than that...pick one resort, I don't like moving around. Don't care which as long as it's on the monorail and is basically a penthouse with bedrooms, kitchen, etc. Give me a concierge and the VIP Escorts, Platinum Double Diamond plan and a Limo for transport off the Monorail. Wouldn't be there more than four or five days because I'm a busy woman with lots of money and things I gotta go do!


EDIT - and I'd make a bunch of other people's dreams come true while I was there, too...buying park tickets, paying for meals and hotel upgrades...I'd be the Fairy Godmother while I was there!

 

[The Mystery Machine]

I wouldn't do a thing. I would expect that WDW would provide me with a luxurious vacation at my fingertips.
All for free because I would do some press and photo ops...
That would be Bill Gates style.

Because you would be playing golf or whatever with the Disney owners.