The best Random Thread in the history of Random Threads (:

[AmandaSparks730]

Wouldn't she have died after slitting her wrists?

No, vampires can't die from slitting their wrists!

"Hahahaha! And How due u aspect me to know Ebony’s not divisional?”



How could she be divisional if she can't spell her own name?

 

[I Am What I Am]

No, vampires can't die from slitting their wrists!

Then why did she think Drako did?

 

[I Am What I Am]

"Snoop garbed the caramel and put it in his pocket."


Where did the caramels come in?

 

[Disney Princess Elli]

Haiii
I had parent's evening tonight >.<

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Then why did she think Drako did?

Because. It's Drako. He has a large you-know-what.

"Snoop garbed the caramel and put it in his pocket."


Where did the caramels come in?

Goffs love caramel.

But Snap/Snoop isn't Goff. He's a prep/poser.

 

[InfalliblexLove]

... Red whites?

 

[I Am What I Am]

Because. It's Drako. He has a large you-know-what.



Goffs love caramel.

But Snap/Snoop isn't Goff. He's a prep/poser.

Like a Stallone?



"He took off all of Drico’s clothes."


I thought they were already naked.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Like a Stallone?



"He took off all of Drico’s clothes."


I thought they were already naked.

LOL.

Again, this story is EPIC.

 

[I Am What I Am]

" shooted Snape but suddenly Serverus came."


I thought Snape WAS Severus!

 

[InfalliblexLove]

"Suddenly, Gerard pulled off his mask. So did the others. We gasped. It wasn’t them at all. It was.,……………………….. Volsemort and da Death Dealers!"

^lolwut?

 

[I Am What I Am]

At the end of chapter 33, there is something a bit off in the chain of events.

 

[InfalliblexLove]

"I was flattened cause that’s not even a single, he had memorized da lyrks just 4 me!"

Oh no! Enoby got flattened!

 

[I Am What I Am]

"And they r showing The Exercise at da movies b4 dat.”


Is that a Tony Little movie?

 

[marypops!]

My eyes ache...

 

[Disney Princess Elli]

My eyes ache...

Mine do too
I left my contacts in for too long and now my eyes hurt >.>

 

[InfalliblexLove]

Ehh.. Lumpkin?

 

[marypops!]

Doofenshirtz was high during the whole Lake nose incident.
Forgetting why he wanted to drain the lake of its zinc? Jumping his train of thought between tracks the way he did? The hot wings, and his Seinfeldian Monologue with the kicking back on the floor and rambling on? All a Parental Bonus for him being on something.
•I'm sorry, I just couldn't stop laughing after reading that; it also explains why he tried to futilely stuff himself down the toilet...

 

[InfalliblexLove]

"(if ur a homophone den ... of!)"

 

[InfalliblexLove]

Wait, I'm confused.. Is it Mystery or Misery of Magic?

 

[I Am What I Am]

"In it a boy and a gurl were doing it sudenly a cereal killer came"


How does one kill cereal?