The best Random Thread in the history of Random Threads (:

[AmandaSparks730]

" “Enoby u were almost shot!11” said Serious. “But da ballet could not kill u since u were form anodder time.” "

THE BALLET WILL NEVER KILL ME!

 

[I Am What I Am]

“THE BARK LORD IS PLANNING TO KILL THE STUDENTS!” yelled Cornelia Fudge."


Cornelius Fudge is a woman? That explains so much...

 

[I Am What I Am]

“Very well.” Dumbledore said angrily. “Butt we cannot do this. We can’t close the school. There is only one person who is capable of killing Voldemort and she is in the school. And her name is…………………………………………………………………..Enony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way.”



Totally did NOT see that coming.

 

[marypops!]

HAH! On 6teen, these girls think Wyatt and Jonsey are gay Now I know the series isn't unedited at all. Too bad they didn't show the Sushi Connection, where a character becomes assistant manager, but her badge can only fit assman...

 

[AmandaSparks730]

"I ran suicidally to my room I sexily took a steak out."

I ran...suicidally...to my room...and SEXILY (while being SUICIDAL) took a...steak out? To what, eat? Sexily/suicidally?

 

[I Am What I Am]

"I ran suicidally to my room I sexily took a steak out."

I ran...suicidally...to my room...and SEXILY (while being SUICIDAL) took a...steak out? To what, eat? Sexily/suicidally?

She ran suicidally to her room. The steak was pulled out sexily. It was to be eaten gothically.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

" “Good luck Tara!!!!!!!11” everyone cried."

R...iiiiiiiigh...t....

And Jade, it's GOFFICKLY, YOU STUPPID PREP!!!!!!111

 

[I Am What I Am]

" “Good luck Tara!!!!!!!11” everyone cried."

R...iiiiiiiigh...t....

And Jade, it's GOFFICKLY, YOU STUPPID PREP!!!!!!111

Yeah. Eboby is not a Mary Sue at all. suuuuuuuure....



OMG I'M GONNA CRY! AND NOT TEARS OF BLOOD LIKE TRUE GOFFS! REGULAR TEARS LIKE A PREP!

 

[I Am What I Am]

Since when did "Volzemort" become a Sith?

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Yeah. Eboby is not a Mary Sue at all. suuuuuuuure....



OMG I'M GONNA CRY! AND NOT TEARS OF BLOOD LIKE TRUE GOFFS! REGULAR TEARS LIKE A PREP!

This Tara chick is my new hero

Since when did "Volzemort" become a Sith?

SINCE THE PREPS LIKE HILARY DUFF AND LINDSEY LOHAN TOOK OVER!!!!1111

 

[I Am What I Am]

Why are these kids allowed to shoot other kids the bird without any repercussions at all?

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Why are these kids allowed to shoot other kids the bird without any repercussions at all?

Same reason they can do it and smoke pot without any repercussions

 

[marypops!]

Gwen is not her real name, it's... Ebony Dark'niss Dementa Raven Way.
Think about it this way, Gwen is a goff and has a good relation ship with someone. She also has a stalker... because she is "so beautiful, it's a curse." She acts like somethink Trent just did was not so bad... and then hates him for it. Now the reason Trent plays along is because of some my immortal-y thing. The "not real name" came from "Camp Cast-Aways".

Hurray for TV Tropes!

 

[I Am What I Am]

Same reason they can do it and smoke pot without any repercussions

With all the times they cry bloody tears, you'd think they'd have run out by now.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Gwen is not her real name, it's... Ebony Dark'niss Dementa Raven Way.
Think about it this way, Gwen is a goff and has a good relation ship with someone. She also has a stalker... because she is "so beautiful, it's a curse." She acts like somethink Trent just did was not so bad... and then hates him for it. Now the reason Trent plays along is because of some my immortal-y thing. The "not real name" came from "Camp Cast-Aways".

Hurray for TV Tropes!

I ♥ this story. Forever.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

With all the times they cry bloody tears, you'd think they'd have run out by now.

No, because they can drink their own tears. Enbony drank her own blood after slitting her wrists, remember?

 

[I Am What I Am]

"Hahahaha! And How due u aspect me to know Ebony’s not divisional?”



How could she be divisional if she can't spell her own name?

 

[I Am What I Am]

No, because they can drink their own tears. Enbony drank her own blood after slitting her wrists, remember?

Wouldn't she have died after slitting her wrists?

 

[yellowlabforever]

I'm going to be getting my state ffa degree at the state convention! I won't be able to go to state convention, but I feel pretty accomplished

Also, today in FFA class this one girl asked (to the general area) "Are we in the Northeast?" (We are in the Northwest, technically). She's a Senior, and she doesn't know her directions/general map areas O-o

 

[InfalliblexLove]

Dumbledore had constipated the cideo camera