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[Disney Princess Elli]

Just made a sponge. I hope it turns out okay. :3

a sponge..?

 

[Smiley.Socks]

a sponge..?

victoria sponge.

 

[Disney Princess Elli]

victoria sponge.

ah. cake. xD
here's my wallpaper :]
the blanked out bits are photos of me and my friends xD

 

[marypops!]

MONSTRO flies back around them and prepares to eat them.

SORA: I always knew it would end this way.

GOOFY: Ya knew you were gonna get eaten by a space-whale?

SORA: From the moment I met you. I took one look at you retards and thought: I can see it now. I'm going to be whale food. I'll wind up as a whale turd. Now look where we are. Soon we'll be whale turds-

GOOFY: Space-whale turds.

 

[Smiley.Socks]

ah. cake. xD
here's my wallpaper :]
the blanked out bits are photos of me and my friends xD

ah, that's cute.

 

[I Am What I Am]

When I see Professor Umbridge, I will not say, “There you are, Trevor. Neville has been looking all over for you.”Filch leered at the twins happily. ‘Professor Umbridge was very upset when she told me you would be serving detentions with me tonight,’ he said, clutching Mrs Norris in his gnarly hands. ‘She seemed fraught. What did you nasty little twins do this time?’
The twins looked up from their task; peeling toads for Snape’s stores. They raised their eyebrows simultaneously, before returning to their frankly disgusting job.
‘Did you cheek her in class? You’re always doing that..’ he muttered. ‘Did you coerce Peeves into dropping something on her? Nasty, attention seeking pupils.’
‘No, Filch, don’t be silly,’ Fred said without looking up.
‘We don’t repeat pranks,’ George said dully, eyes fixed on his toad.
‘Well what was it then?’ he sneered.
‘She didn’t tell you?’ Fred asked, eyes gleaming,
‘She must have realised the amount of truth in the statement,’ George grinned, nudging his twin.
‘Hey! Get off, you’re…squelchy,’ Fred said, wrinkling his freckly nose.
‘Sorry mate,’ George grinned.
‘Hey!’ Filch snapped his fingers. ‘What did you do?’ he demanded, brow furrowed, eyes glinting madly.
‘We said to her,’ Fred began.
‘There you are, Trevor,’ George continued.
‘Neville has been looking all over for you!’ they finished in unison, beaming.
‘Eh?’ Filch said, scratching Mrs Norris behind the ears. ‘Who?’
‘Well it’s not fun if you don’t get the reference…’ George mumbled. Filch snorted disgustedly, and the twins returned, downheartedly, to their toad-peeling activities. ‘At least the punishment fits,’ Fred whispered to George, nudging him.
‘Eugh! Look who’s squelchy now!’

 

[Disney Princess Elli]

ah, that's cute.

it's what you get from boredom at 3am xD

 

[I Am What I Am]

196. I will not charm Firenze pink and call him "my little pony."
‘Wha’ were you thinkin’?’ Hagrid hissed at the twins. ‘Centaurs are bloody difficult at the best o’ times!’
‘For funsies?’ George supplied. Hagrid rolled his eyes. ‘You’re just as well Harry was there to stun ’im before ’e strangled you!’
Fred and George regarded the limp centaur in front of them, as Hagrid poured a potion on top of him, which bubbled and seethed, drenching Hagrid’s back garden in the liquid.
‘What is a ‘my little pony, anyway?’ Hagrid asked, tapping his flowered umbrella to Firenze’s pink rubber hooves, which slowly returned to their normal shade and texture.
‘It’s a muggle horse toy…and we though it’d be funny.’ George shrugged.
‘Didn’t think he’d take such offence,’ Fred crossed his arms. Hagrid looked up from his task of returning Firenze to his regular palomino state. ‘Didn’t, didja?’ he said sarcastically, as the potion finally sank into the centaur and restored his normal colour. ‘He’s gonna want to punish you, you know,’ he said, inclining his head at Firenze. The brothers groaned twin groans, and huffed back up to the school.

 

[Disney Princess Elli]

please save me nowwwwwwwwwww
i don't what to say
i'm starting to like staying in
the world can keep away

go:audio <3

 

[marypops!]

They find PINOCCHIO, who's being a dick for no obvious reason.

SORA: Seriously dude, this is no time for games. We're in a damn whale, and it would be nice if you didn't try to get yourself killed while we figure how to get the hell out of here.

RIKU shows up. DUN DUN DUNNN.

RIKU (in the douchiest voice possible): But Sora, I thought you liked games....Or are you too cool to play them now that you have the keyblade?

SORA:To answer your question, yes. Wait, what the hell are you doing here?!

RIKU: Catch us and maybe I'll tell.

SORA: "Maybe"? God, you're such an arsehole.

 

[Disney Princess Elli]

*person* and 4 other people joined the group im sorry i wasnt listening- i was thinking about having sex with you.

creepy

lol xD

 

[marypops!]

THE WRITER: Ha ha he....

SORA: Lemmie guess: you've never seen Jaws before?

THE WRITER: You're right, but that's not why I'm laughing.

SORA: Why then?

THE WRITER: This whole level was optional, I think.

SORA: Ha ha ha.

THE WRITER: Ha ha ha.

SORA: Ha ha ha.

Our chapter ends with SORA reaching out of the screen and hitting THE WRITER in the balls.

THE WRITER: Ha ha h-OOF!!

 

[Disney Princess Elli]

i'm looking at this group on facebook and someone commented like

"Mi Daiiz It Mustt Ov Hurtt >> Wunder Wot Mdee Himm Gtt Daa Ideaa 2 Gt Datt Durn ♥ Grd Picc Thow >> x x"

i really hate it when people type like that >.<

 

[marypops!]

Oh, did we mention that SORA is a MERMAN?

SORA: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

DONALD: Calm do-

SORA: WHERE IS MY DICK?! WHAT DID YOU DO WITH IT!?

ARIEL, SEBASTIAN, and FLOUNDER choose this moment to begin a conversation.

SEBASTIAN: Please ignore mah Jamaican accent, mon.

SORA: Can't hear you over the sound of Ariel's cleavage. Dammit Donald! You picked the worst time for me not to have a pe-

They're interupted by some HEARTLESS jellyfish.

 

[marypops!]

URSULA: Oh well. Bye handsome!

URSULA vanishes and SORA vomits at the thought of URSULA having some sort of perverted interest in him. Vomiting underwater is pretty nasty.

SORA: Ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod.......

DONALD: It could be worse.

SORA: HOW?

GOOFY: Rule 34 could be in effec-

SORA: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[marypops!]

KT: Oh, and I destroyed that crystal because it would've revealed the keyhole. Having said that, I would like it if you sealed the keyhole.

SORA: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! Your main concern was the heartless, and sealing the keyhole would've prevented any more from coming out, but noooooooo! SOMEONE had to be a douche and destroy the crystal, whi-

KT: I'll let you use my trident to seal the keyhole.

SORA: SWEET.

 

[marypops!]

They arrive at HALLOWEEN TOWN, which looks similar Camden, New Jersey. The only difference is that one is a terrifying land made up of nightmares and horrors beyond imagination, and and the other is HALLOWEEN TOWN.

 

[marypops!]

ECHO!!!!!!!!! ECHO!!! Echo! echo...

Where is everyone...

Rawr, Eastenders Live is on. How crap is it? At least QI is on after.

 

[I Am What I Am]

They arrive at HALLOWEEN TOWN, which looks similar Camden, New Jersey. The only difference is that one is a terrifying land made up of nightmares and horrors beyond imagination, and and the other is HALLOWEEN TOWN.

 

[disneyworldluvr349]

Hey :] In computers right now, how are you guys?