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[marypops!]

They eventually find CLAYTON, who is about to kill some gorillas. KERCHAK tries to protect his wife, but is blocked by heartless! CLAYTON is about to pull the trigger! She has nowhere to run! CLAYTON is taking his sweet time! Death is sure to follow! CLAYTON has to adjust the aim on his gun! Oh, the horror! CLAYTON sits down to read THE DAVINCI CODE! THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING MEEEEE!! CLAYTON sits down to read the funnies! Garfield is so lazy! CLAY-

SORA: GET ON WITH IT!!

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Kind of tired.

 

[marypops!]

Suddenly, the Lunesta (tm) butterflies fly away, revealing a keyhole. SORA seals it, and it...turns into a gummi piece? What?

Oh, and that one little gorilla is attracted to DONALD. Bringing in a terrifying new factor to the fanfiction world.

SORA: That thing's a girl?

JANE: Couldn't you tell? It was voiced by Rosie O'Donnel in the movie.

SORA: That's what actually made it difficult to tell.


I always thought Terk was a boy until the animated series announced he was a she...

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Reading random threads on The Despair Faction...

 

[I Am What I Am]

CHRIS HANSEN opens the door and introduces himself, causing the SPOOKY GUY IN A ROBE to vanish

 

[MickeyLuvrLauren]

heey guys!

 

[marypops!]

RIKU: It's bro-kay, bro. All according to bro-tocal. Check out my bro-cabulary, it's so hot, it's causing a hole in the bro-zone layer. I'm like a bro-tivational speake-

SORA: Heythatsgreat. Have you seen Kairi?

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

My sister and I were just talking about rides and stuff she thought she was going to fall out of lol.

 

[marypops!]

JAFAR: Oh Christ, not this crap. Oh, and don't worry about Jasmine; Agrabah is full of holes for rats to hide in.

MALEFICENT: Yes, but you could walk across this entire world in about ten minutes, as with every other world. The only excuse you'd have for not finding her is if she was buried at the planet's core.

Meanwhile, JASMINE is hiding ten feet behind them in a fruit stand, proving that JAFAR just sucks at "hide and go seek".

 

[marypops!]

Our morons arrive at the scene of the crime, fight some TERRORI-...HEARTLESS, and encounter JASMINE who is too sexy for anything DISNEY, so THE WRITER decides to briefly write a porno.

JASMINE: Ooh, this desert heat is making me hot, better take off my top.

SORA: I'll keep you cool by using my massive shoes as fans. You know what they say about guys with big feet, right?

JASMINE: Big feet?

SORA: Ooooh yeaaaahhh....

MUSIC: BOW CHICKA WAKA CHICKA WAKA CHICKA CHICKA

It would've been awesome if this happened, but alas.....

 

[dancer067]

^ what is this? ^

just curious...

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

 

[AliceinHalloweentown]

RIKU: It's bro-kay, bro. All according to bro-tocal. Check out my bro-cabulary, it's so hot, it's causing a hole in the bro-zone layer. I'm like a bro-tivational speake-

SORA: Heythatsgreat. Have you seen Kairi?

 

[MickeyLuvrLauren]

hey i have a question? Where do u guys like go
to put pictures and then put them here, other than
photobucket. Ive never done it..so im lost, and I suck
at computers

 

[I Am What I Am]

Our morons arrive at the scene of the crime, fight some TERRORI-...HEARTLESS, and encounter JASMINE who is too sexy for anything DISNEY, so THE WRITER decides to briefly write a porno.

JASMINE: Ooh, this desert heat is making me hot, better take off my top.

SORA: I'll keep you cool by using my massive shoes as fans. You know what they say about guys with big feet, right?

JASMINE: Big feet?

SORA: Ooooh yeaaaahhh....

MUSIC: BOW CHICKA WAKA CHICKA WAKA CHICKA CHICKA

It would've been awesome if this happened, but alas.....

 

[I Am What I Am]

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4562496/1/120_Things_Im_Not_Allowed_To_Do_At_Hogwarts

 

[marypops!]

SORA: I should save you, but if you're dumb enough to fall into a pit of sand, then you're not going to be much help.

ALADDIN: I could join your party.

SORA: We're full.

ALADDIN: My weapon is this sweet dagger which, I should point out, is not a shield.

SORA: Hmmm...

ALADDIN: My name isn't Goofy.

SORA: You're in.

 

[marypops!]

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4523596/1/Kingdom_Hearts_The_Short_and_Honest_Version

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

10:10am.

 

[Raven_the_Bird]