the best part of our school newspaper is

[SPAGo 98]

the police log.

bwahahaha i love it. it's so ridiculous, some of the things that happen.

 

[lilboo]

That almost sounds mean...
but I think we're talking about kids getting locked out in the rain,
walkman stolen in library, maybe a mugging or two where kids freely hand over wallets but wouldn't part with their $100 textbooks?

 

[SPAGo 98]

no, we're talking things like...

1.37 am: an officer stopped two individuals running around in their underwear at ***** house, advising them to cease and desist.

12.43 am: an HUPD officer was sent to *** house on the report of loud music. the occupants closed their windows.

12.22 am: an officer was sent to the ***** center after receiving a noise complaint that a person was using power tools. the officer asked the person to stop using power tools for the night.

that same night:
3.37 am: an officer was dispatched to the *** center after receiving a report or a person who was hammering. the individual agreed to stop hammering for the night.

8.59 pm: an officer was sent to the **** building to look for a suspicious person walking around with a flashlight. a search for the suspect turned up negative.

11.16 pm: an officer took a report of 2 stolen fire extinguishers at *** house.

these are VERBATIM from the log.

 

[lilboo]

right precisely! Sending you PM!

 

[JohnTBap]

Originally posted by SPAGo 98
no, we're talking things like...

1.37 am: an officer stopped two individuals running around in their underwear at ***** house, advising them to cease and desist.

Spags, isn't it a little cold this time of year to be running around in your underwear???

 

[SPAGo 98]

it's good for the circulation...?

 

[JohnTBap]

But what about the shrinkage factor?

 

[lilboo]

Originally posted by JohnTBap
But what about the shrinkage factor?

Maybe Spago doesn't have to worry about such things.

 

[SPAGo 98]

Originally posted by JohnTBap
But what about the shrinkage factor?

 

[preshi]

Originally posted by lilboo
Maybe Spago doesn't have to worry about such things.

 

[catsrule]

Do you live in *** house, Hes? That was code fisherman!

 

[shep]

That *** gets around...
as for shrinkage...