The Battle For My Wallet V: Beyond the Number IV (Chapter Eighteen, p.75, 5/18)

[LouDisney]

LOL! I can't believe you took a picture of the vomit...wait, yes I can believe it...LOL I am glad they finally replaced the bedspread.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

just perfect.


See?!!!


I KNEW you had that one in you.


Good show, Old Man.


Cheers and Merry Christmas,


Mel

 

[beckanoah]

OMG... So gross!

Funny, but gross, and yes, I almost lost my pumpkin pie pudding at the sight!

 

[DisneyWorld Delight]

Ooooookaaaaay.

I was mortified reading this installment. It was like watching Britney Spears, you know you should stop, but you just can't help yourself. Or I suppose like eating too much potato salad...

I'm going to go throw up.

 

[scrapbookersdis]

... did you pick up the penny?

 

[angelmav]

OK Zzub, since the installment we all just waited six weeks for was all about Hurl, let me share a good one with you. We dropped the kids off with the in-laws had dinner at Bennigans (Had a cravin for that fried bit of goodness known as the Monte Cristo sandwich), having left stuffed on deep fried sandwich, we headed to the theater to take in the smash hit, Blair Witch at one of those stadium curved screen theaters. Well, I get motion-sick. Who would guess that choppy fimogrophy would trigger said motion sickness? At some point, Monte was wanting to reappear, however my other half was clinging to my arm when I tried to excuse myself. Well I hung in there, right up until they were racing through the forest/house, couldnt take it, rushed out of the theater, made it as far as the trash can right outside the theater doors where I began to re-deposit said sandwich, fries and everything else I had consumed as the theater let out on both sides of me.

To add insult to injury, in the paper the next day was an article on how many people had been getting ill watching said movie due to the choppy camera action.

True story.

 

[alldiz]

Well that was worth the wait...

Glad I didn't eat bkfst though....we might have had some more hurl to
talk about.

ya had me crying with the stupid phone book.....and when the maid
was watching you eat the fruit.....like she was on safari
Couldn't resist that smilie.

Merry Christmas ZZUB
thanks for sharing
Kerri

 

[JKMJ441724]

Yeah, it was gross, and no, you don’t expect to see that at a Disney hotel, or any hotel when you’re spending more than 60 ducks a night for the room. But I figured things happen. I just wanted it cleaned up.

OK. I don't come here as often as I would like to check out the saga of ZZUB (although after reading this installment, I've seen enough to know I've seen too much)...

But since when does any hotel accept DUCKS as a form of payment?

What have I missed?

 

[mikymouse]

I thought, “this must be what the animals feel like on Kilamanjaro Safari. As people ride by and watch them eat."

Love it!

This chapter reminds me of a saying in my household these days...."Excuse me but it was not me...it was my food digested way down below... who just came up to say hello!"

Ahhh life with a seven year old and Zzub are scary similar.

Thanks for the update... Happy Holidays!

 

[beckanoah]

OK. I don't come here as often as I would like to check out the saga of ZZUB (although after reading this installment, I've seen enough to know I've seen too much)...

But since when does any hotel accept DUCKS as a form of payment?

What have I missed?

I think he means BILLS... LOL! I love Zzubisms!



eta, just realized he COULD have accidently typed d for b... However I thouht he was Zzubing!

 

[ncsjodi]

Hey Zzub,

I thought of you last week while DH and I were in WDW. We saw a non-union duck hitchhiking a ride on one of the friendship boats. It was actually riding on the front of the boat, instead of swimming! It sat on the boat preening itself while the captain took it to where it was going!

Great installment, as usual! Have a blessed Christmas with your family!

Jodi

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

The housekeeper was back in short order and then began to unmake and then re-make the bed. We stood to the side. Like idiots. Eating our fruit. Slurping it down and making general food enjoyment noises.

I thought, “this must be what the animals feel like on Kilamanjaro Safari. As people ride by and watch them eat." The housekeeper continued her job while we ate attention attracting fruit.

Great installment!

 

[DJR]

Well, that certainly made breakfast go down easier. I suppose I should be surprised that you can remember your hurling episode so clearly, but I'm not.

DED on the phone book thing! BTW the Disney haz mat incinerator is over by the bathrooms in in Canada...or so I'm told.

Merry Christmas to everyone. I'm off to battle the crowds on Friday

 

[luvmyboys]

Good one Zzub!

I am now officially on the "Battle for My Wallet" diet. I had to back quickly away from my snack after this post. My waistband thanks you.

And who sent you the attention attracting fruit (that you so lovingly de-fruited)?

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

Zzub!

Very hurlicious chapter!

And I think this was the funniest thing I've read in a TR....ever!

I eventually got someone who could understand me and was able to fill a large cup with Pepsi One. Mixed with a half cup of Shug Avery pee, I’m sure.

I'm DED

Very DED

Happy Holidays!

 

[dismorgh]

ZZUB, yuck, yet:



Great update, and one of the funniest I've read! Veeerrry glad not drinking when reading this, or would have spewed on the keyboard!

Hope you and your family have a wonderful Christmas!

 

[LglBlonde]

Also wanting to know, Who sent the attention attracting fruit!!

The suspense is killing me!

 

[sleepingbean]

I

don't

know

what

to

say




but on a side note, love the fruit basket
That was far too disturbing to read just before lunch. I don't know what I'll do with myself now...
diet, I guess?

 

[nicolemarie]

After all, there are probably ZZUB fans out there, just sitting down to a big salad and some TR reading during their lunch break, and BAM!!!

Instant nausea.

And they never saw it coming.

I have to say though, it was thoroughly entertaining. Some of your best work yet. Is it a little scary that your best writing deals with malfunctions of the digestive tract?

I believe we can agree that front line customer service people, of whatever origin or nationality, should be able to communicate effectively.

That makes entirely too much sense. Therefore, it'll never happen.

I walked back out to the car where my wife was eagerly anticipating the package we dreamed was filled with goodness. And Swiss Cake Rolls. I told her the bad news. She married an idiot.

We drove all the way back across town. Got back to our apartment. Found the oversized bins, found the one marked with the letter on our card and reached inside.

To find the phone book.

I'm livid FOR you. And laughing AT you. That's a great story.

I was thinking, “Man, I am so full.” Then I thought, “but this is so good, and I’ll never get invited back here again. Maybe I have room for a little more.”

Famous last words.

In the history of mankind, there have only been three decisions which were dumber than my decision to have another couple of ribs and spoon full of potato salad. No sooner had I swallowed my last bite of potato salad, then I realized the error of my ways. I imagine this is how Harry Reid felt the morning he woke up and realized the Surge was working.

Paragraphs like these are why you are the best TR writer on these boards. I'm absolutely DED.

Even in my extreme sense of urgency, I still managed to make it to a bathroom or a bush out of sight of my friends. So what on earth happened to this poor guy to make him lose it all right there in front of the bathroom? He got tackled on the one yard line. How bad could it have been that he couldn’t go the extra few feet?

While I realize it's not ALWAYS possible to hold back the puke until you've locked the door of the stall, my husband and I have three rules for our young kids that we hope will save them much embarrassment and ridicule from their peers.

1. Don't be a tattletale. Nobody likes 'em. So mind your own business, and take care of yourself. That's a big enough job.

2. Don't be a booger picker. Yeah, everybody's gotta clean house now and then, but for the love of being nasty, do it in private. There's no excuse for anything else.

3. And lastly, TRY YOUR VERY BEST not to throw up in public. There's no quicker way to ruin your childhood reputation than spewing chunks all over your classmate's lunch tray.

ZZUB, you've written some good stuff. And I've read most all of it. But this made me laff as hard as anything you've ever done. It was full on gross, but I loved every minute of it.

Thanks for bringing the funny.

Even if you are an idiot.

NM

 

[tina_la]

My 8 year DS was told by a friendly CM
"It's not vomit. We like to call it protein."

Gotta love those Cm's.

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU AND YOURS!!