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Alex
Guest
It's a cold night at the lemonade stand....Our Hero SideShowBob Learjet Pilot counts the days change as he contemplates another day of lemon squeezing when SUDDENLY his beeper begins to vibrate. He wonders what kind of emergency mission this could be...a child in need...emergency medical supplies... his chiropractor rescheduling...
He wipes the little smile off his face..the beeper was in his front pocket....
He calls dispatch and his blood turns to ice.....he breaks out in sweats.. this is the BIGGEST and WORST emergency ever faced by SSBLJP!!!!!
There is a town in Montana...they are snowed in..and they are OUT OF BEER!!!!!!!!!!!
He jumps on the Harley and guns the engine....
Soon in his mirror he sees the flashing blue lights of a county sheriff. The officer approaches and he reads the name tag..."Bubba" He realizes this could be bad!!!
He quickly explains the emergency... Then he winces as Bubba drops to the pavement...he had fainted from shock at such a catastrophe!!!! Bubba starts to come around and offers a police escort..
They are joined by other police officers.... the night is filled with flashing blue lights and screaming sirens....
He arrives at the airport and heads for the LearJet where he sees a beer distributor truck already loading... the driver of the truck comes over to our hero. "God bless you SSBLJP, he says, What a wonderful thing you are doing for those poor desperate people"
He quickly pre-flights the Lear.. starts the engines and begin's to taxi to the runway. He contacts the tower "This is SSBLJP.. requesting clearance for an emergency take off".. the tower replies immediately... "You are cleared for immediate take off on runway 73 left... we are aware of your emergency... God bless you SSBLJP.."
He pushes the throttle to the limit's and the Lear begins to scream down the runway! He pulls back on the controls and the trusty plane lifts off and screams into the inky blackness of the night....
to be continued...
He wipes the little smile off his face..the beeper was in his front pocket....
He calls dispatch and his blood turns to ice.....he breaks out in sweats.. this is the BIGGEST and WORST emergency ever faced by SSBLJP!!!!!
There is a town in Montana...they are snowed in..and they are OUT OF BEER!!!!!!!!!!!
He jumps on the Harley and guns the engine....
Soon in his mirror he sees the flashing blue lights of a county sheriff. The officer approaches and he reads the name tag..."Bubba" He realizes this could be bad!!!
He quickly explains the emergency... Then he winces as Bubba drops to the pavement...he had fainted from shock at such a catastrophe!!!! Bubba starts to come around and offers a police escort..
They are joined by other police officers.... the night is filled with flashing blue lights and screaming sirens....
He arrives at the airport and heads for the LearJet where he sees a beer distributor truck already loading... the driver of the truck comes over to our hero. "God bless you SSBLJP, he says, What a wonderful thing you are doing for those poor desperate people"
He quickly pre-flights the Lear.. starts the engines and begin's to taxi to the runway. He contacts the tower "This is SSBLJP.. requesting clearance for an emergency take off".. the tower replies immediately... "You are cleared for immediate take off on runway 73 left... we are aware of your emergency... God bless you SSBLJP.."
He pushes the throttle to the limit's and the Lear begins to scream down the runway! He pulls back on the controls and the trusty plane lifts off and screams into the inky blackness of the night....
to be continued...
I always knew there was some reason he was hard to find! 
Ok, when is the next installment?
cool...another SSB adventure!
, and you know how I feel about you alex......
