The 2nd Dumbest Thread of 2011

[DaveInTN]

Dumb topic of the day: Who's dog is smarter? Yours or mine?

 

[clkelley]

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[DaveInTN]

Unless you have a border collie, Fudge is smarter.

Well I think I have BOTH of you trumped. I have Border Fudge.

At least after eating cowboy beans I do.



Hey...this thread is on it's way to becoming #1....the DUMBEST thread of 2011!

 

[SC DAD of 2]

I vote for the Sheltie. Smartest dog we ever had, good natured too, helped

me get through calculus.

 

[DaveInTN]

Fudge is a toy poodle and Molly is at least twice his size. He is fixed, but Molly isn't and once a year he thinks that she is suddenly "really cute". Trust me, where there is a will, there is a way...

Reminds me of Jack Sprat. I mean, he could eat no fat, and his wife could eat no lean. Of course, I don't think they had kids.

 

[DaveInTN]

They may not have kids, but if I recall they did lick the platter clean.

Is that what you kids call it these days?

 

[auntie]

I vote for the Sheltie. Smartest dog we ever had, good natured too, helped

me get through calculus.

We have a Sheltie also. (actually this is our second one). Smart dogs. Very sweet.

 

[AuburnJen92]

They may not have kids, but if I recall they did lick the platter clean.

You mean these people?

 

[DaveInTN]

When water freezes, it turns to ice or snow. That's dumb.

 

[BRDof3]

When water freezes, it turns to ice or snow. That's dumb.

It should turn into beer or wine. Just MHO. Can you imagine a beer blizzard? Hell, every guy in America would be rusing from map point to map point, looking for the next storm.

 

[DaveInTN]

Beer blizzard. Definitely NOT dumb.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Beer blizzard. Definitely NOT dumb.

Can you imagine how clean shoveled the sidewalks would be !!

Would make shoveling a whole lot more enjoyable.
Dad's would have to tell their kids,"Sorry , you can't shovel til you are 21"
or how bout,,
"You'd better not let me catch you shoveling the driveway, youngman !"

or if ya gotta hot date you could tell'em to meet you at the crub under the street light after the beer plow has gone down the street.

 

[DaveInTN]

I saw some yellow snow in front of my house last night. I thought to myself "MMMM, beer snow!".

Definitely wasn't beer.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Hey Dave, remember the first time you ever wrote your name in the snow ? (in yellow)
Betcha can't write, "It's not Cindy" in the snow

 

[SC DAD of 2]

Hey Dave, remember the first time you ever wrote your name in the snow ? (in yellow)
Betcha can't write, "It's not Cindy" in the snow

 

[DaveInTN]

Anybody see the pictures of Octomom feeding a baby bottle in bed to some dude with tattoos??

That's the dumbest thing I've seen in a LONG time. Some people just need to go away.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

If you do this, just make sure that you have enough to drink first, Frank... Otherwise your name could end up being "Fran".

Better believe that I can do it,,

 

[liv luvs disney]

I saw some yellow snow in front of my house last night. I thought to myself "MMMM, beer snow!".

Definitely wasn't beer.

Surely you didn't make snow cream with it.

 

[DaveInTN]

Surely you didn't make snow cream with it.

Nope!

But, I gotta tell ya Liv. You inspired us to go to KK last night and try those triple chocolate donuts. Those are rich! I really have some respect for you eating two of those suckers. You must have been flying high that night.

 

[DaveInTN]

I just saw a video of Joan Rivers on Joy Bahar's show. For a minute there I thought I was watching the sequel to The Scarecrows of Jackwagon Run.