Please tell me that my sons are not alone in this world in being completely unable to handle the 8 minutes they were without their Nintendo DS gaming systems when the use of electronic devices was prohibited during take-off. This was the first, but certainly not the last time their DS whining nearly pushed me over the edge on this vacation.
Not more than 20 minutes into the flight I began to hear:
Im thirsty. Will they be bringing water soon?
Will they be serving snacks?
I may need to go to the bathroom soon. Will you go with me?
Why did the television go out? When is it going to come back on? How do I change channels? Why dont I have any sound? What station are you watching?
How long before were going to land?
Im sure all of you with kids have also heard these questions a million times. However, not one of these questions were uttered by my 8, 6 or 4 year old. Instead, each one of those questions came from Spanky, my 64 year old fourth child on this trip. I love the man, but boy can he be a pain in the you know what (and he knows it).
I had scored the row of 3 seats with my boys and avoided the Seats of Death around my daughter, Eva. When you sit next to Eva on a plane, you must be prepared to apologize profusely to the person sitting in front of her whose chair she will kick repeatedly (we usually give this person our snacks as a peace offering and sometimes money too), the inevitable rendition of the entire cast recording of High School Musical performed out-of-tune at the top of her lungs when she listens to the iPod, and her constant shifting, moving, and climbing in her seat and on to you.
After arriving at MCO, I wheeled Spanky to baggage where we found a porter whose day we were about to make and I left the gang behind to retrieve the luggage while I rented some wheels. The Budget rental line was immense. One of these days Ive got to get myself enrolled in one of these car rental company programs where I just walk to the lot, pick a car, and drive off. It looks so easy on the commercials. 40 minutes later I completed the rental and met the gang by the Budget cars. I think our porter made out with a $30 tip a pretty good grab if I may say so.
How do you transport 8 people with 12 suitcases/bags from MCO to Cape Canaveral?? A 12 passenger van, of course. I retrieved the van, pulled it to the curb and opened the back doors. Uhhhh, where is all this luggage going to fit? There was room for just 3 pieces of luggage in the rear of the van. I started squeezing bags under seats, piled other bags on top of seats and kids, and somehow managed to make the luggage and all of us fit. One more person or suitcase and I would have had to have tied them/it to the roof.
Driving the 12 passenger van, I felt like I should have put on a chauffeurs hat and displayed a sign, Driver Accepts Gratuities.
It was nearly 2 pm, we hadnt eaten lunch, and everyone was hungry. Newbies like us didnt know that there was literally nowhere to stop between MCO and Cape Canaveral to grab a bite to eat. Before we found somewhere to eat, we first came upon our hotel, Marriott Residence Inn. My family of 5 plus Bobbie had a 2 bedroom suite, and my Mom and Spanky had a 1 bedroom handicap accessible suite. The 2 bedroom suite was huge and offered us plenty of room. I highly recommend the Residence Inn.
We ended up eating lunch at Wendys where, on November 3rd, they were already playing Christmas music. Whats up with that? The Halloween decorations were still up at our home.
After lunch, I dropped Spanky and my Mom back at the Residence Inn and the rest of us took off to run some errands and see a little of Cape Canaveral. The weather pretty much sucked
over cast, very windy, and drizzling. The weather for our sail away did not look promising.
My first stop was at The Perfect Gift to visit Shirley. I had ordered gift baskets for each of the kids and the grandparents. Shirley had generously offered to lend me a discount card for Ron Jon. The Residence Inn gave me a discount card at check-in so the need to stop by The Perfect Gift wasnt necessary, but I really wanted to meet Shirley. Karen told Bobbie and the kids that I wanted to say hello to one of my scary Internet friends (she made it sound like a To Catch a Predator episode). Shirley is as advertised. The sweetest, nicest person youll ever want to meet. She gave Karen and I big hugs, showed us the already made baskets, introduced us to Norm (Hi Norm), and gave us more Key West brochures than we could hold. Im so glad that we stopped by.
Next stop a case and one-half of water at Publix for our rolling cooler. Turned out not to be enough water for the 8 of us. Sorry, but no beer, wine, Jack Daniels, margarita mix, or other alcoholic beverages made it into our rolling cooler. While I enjoy a trip report of drunken adventure aboard a vessel at sea as much as the next DIS-er, this trip report will, sadly, not include any intoxicated episodes. Those stories will have to await a future trip report when we cruise without the kids
oh what a glorious day that will be.
Next stop, Ron Jon, where we picked up t-shirts and souvenirs. I picked up a really cool t-shirt depicting classic muscle cars. I had the most interesting conversation with a crewmember, Winston from South Africa in the adult gift ship on the Magic about my t-shirt and his familys very impressive car collection. If you are a car enthusiast, you must seek out Winston. You will be blown away by his knowledge and collection.
Despite the pretty favorable reviews on DIS, our meal at Grills was lackluster. It was a fun, casual atmosphere, but the food, at least for us, didnt come close to an average fish house on the Jersey Shore (yes, Im a snob). I did, however, get the following photo at Grills which is one of my favorites from the trip.
Upon returning to the Residence Inn, my mother-in-law Bobbie called her boyfriend of 6 months. I was in and out of the room over the course of the next hour and she was still talking to the BF each time I returned. I couldnt help myself and started singing, Bobbie and Donald sitting in a tree
. I didnt get to finish my song as I had to dodge the pillows Karen starting throwing my way.
In the meantime, my Mom and Spanky were getting a great start to their vacation with the kids. Eva had decided that she was bunking with my Mom for the night.
Spanky and the boys were engaged in a cut-throat game of Uno.
With the complimentary microwave popcorn and Kool-Aid, the kids and grandparents had their own party underway.
A few DIS-ers had planned a pre-cruise meet at the Residence Inn pool. The weather, however, was not too cooperative and the pool was virtually empty save for a few swimmers. I told Karen that I was going to look for "my friends." I'm never the one with any friends, its always Karen who has the friends, so I reveled in the fact that I "knew" people we'd be cruising with. I walked by the pool and once through the lobby, but didnt find any DIS-ers (or at least didnt find anyone who was a flaming DIS-er with a lime green Mickey paint chip affixed to their person). Although the pre-meet was a bust for me (as I read love2travels report, however, I see that the gang all found each other without me), I figured that I would meet up with some DIS-ers at the planned meet before the sail away the next day.
Exhausted, we were all in bed by 9:30 pm. We were a mere 12 or so hours away from arriving at the
Disney Cruise Terminal
sweet.