That's me, Zippy Toilet Head!

[FergieTCat]

Children laugh 146 times a day, adults laugh only 4 times a day.....no wonder we're so unhappy... What's your new name???

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your Tuesday dose...

Follow the instructions to find your new name.

The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa


Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k= potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

For example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

And don't forget to post your new name ...

 

[DoeWDW]

Loopy Applebrain checkin' in!! This definitely gave me a laugh - thanks for posting it!

Maybe this will be the name of my evil alter-ego. When someone asks "who did this?" I can say it was Loopy Applebrain without actually lying.....

 

[shep]

Gidget Gizzardtushie..

 

[tw1nsmom]

Oprah Girdletush

 

[CookieGVB]

I don't like mine.

Chim-chim Applemouth

 

[Eiblis]

zsa-zsa bubblebuns here

oooo I love it lol

 

[nkjzmom]

Dinky Chickenbrain checking in...

 

[Mskanga]

Fluffy Wafflesniffer reporting.....I knew I was in the right place!!!! ROFL

 

[Miss Jasmine]

Boobie Applepants

 

[nativetxn]

Tulefel Bubble Chunks...that's me!

 

[Princess_Aurora]

Snotty Girdle-sniffer??? What kind of name is that???

 

[DoeWDW]

Thanks, Princess Aurora, for the best laugh I've had in a long time - I have TEARS running down my face!!! I don't mean to make fun of your new name but ya gotta admit, it's hysterical!

 

[jwsqrdplus2]

Snotty Bubblebrain here!

Pretty funny!

 

[daughter_of_amid_chaos]

Loopy GiggleChunks

 

[jamsmom]

Loopy Cootiebrain, here

 

[TiggerPiglet]

Loopey Bubbletush

 

[sorcerormickey]

I love mine! Booby Bubbletush! Thanks for the laugh!

 

[PaintedStuff]

Originally posted by Princess_Aurora
Snotty Girdle-sniffer??? What kind of name is that???

I am hysterical! Sitting alone in front of the PC, having the best laugh of the week so far!

thanks,

Zippy Appleface

 

[HeyMickey]

Boobie Gerbilbuns!

 

[EpcotGeek]

. . . . Crusty Chickenbutt!!