Unlikely letters to an agony aunt.
Dear Agony aunt. My voice is changing and i'm getting hair on my chest. Is this normal? From Sally Dergan. Age 9.
I've been saving up for a sex change. I don't care what my wife says, she's going through with it!
My wife says i'm a compulsive liar. I think she's jealous that my reggae song with Rio Ferdinand reached number one in the charts.
I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!