He's not my neighbor, but we have a guy in or town we call "Red Man". He always wears red. In the winter, it is red sweat pants, red sweat shirt, red coat, red hat, red gloves. In the summer, it is red t-shirt, red shorts, red sneakers. The seasons in between are any combination of the above, depending on the temperature. He walks everywhere...you will see him all over town.
We also have a little old lady who walks everywhere. She is a slim, petite woman who dresses very young for her age. When you see her from the back, you think she is going to be young, and when you get up close, she's like 85!!!! She has long hair and it is dyed Lucille Ball red.
I have crazy neighbors diagonally across from me who are giving their next door neighbor a run for her money over the property line thing. It's been an ongoing battle, and these kooks are like obsessed over inches. They haven't lived in the neighborhood long, and when they first moved here they started with me with dog barking. I told them off, so they moved on to harass my other neighbor. She's been much nicer than I am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My mother used to have a neighbor who would sneak around the neighborhood at night during bulk garbage pick-up and take people's garbage. We had an old pool that we took down...an 18 ft. round pool. We put the wall of the pool out for bulk pick-up night, and this lady dragged the thing up the street to her house, and used it to wall in her garden!!!!!!!!!! It had to weigh a ton and she was in her 80's at the time. She also put glass in some pebbles that were in front of our house because she didn't like the fact that when my brother came home, he would park his car in front of our house. She figured that if she put glass in the rocks and he got a flat, he'd stop parking there. What we did was actually shovel up all the rocks and dump them in her driveway. That solved the glass problem...for us anyway! We had a big tree in our front yard that was on our property, but because it was close to the property line it hung over onto her property. In the Fall, she would rake the leaves back onto our front lawn. And she'd usually do this when it was raining out. When my DH and were dating, he came over one Fall day when it was raining and came into the house and said "Your neighbor is rakiing wet leaves onto your front lawn". My parents and I were completely unfazed by this, as it was a common occurrence. She also called both my mother and I by the wrong names. My mother's name is Carol, and this lady called her Betty. When my mother corrected her, she said "You don't look like a Carol, you look like a Betty". My name is Patty, and she called me Carol. The funniest part about that is that we answered!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! To the wrong names!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
