My sister's princess
<font color=green>These boards have grimmer police
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- May 29, 2008
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remember people, I use spell check, not thought check. Things come out wrong all the time.
What if you're full of genetic generic vodka?
Yes, it's made from potatoes that are not grown in Idaho
The best potatoes come from Maine. The county is full of them
Full of Idahoans?
Potatoes! The McDonalds up here have signs in them that their potatoes come from Maine in fact!
Are they grown by gnomes?
No, but some say the people from the county are a bred all their own
(if anyone from the county reads this I am kidding)
The gnomes or the potatoes?
The gnomes or the potatoes?
I am sorryThe older I get, the faster the vodka goes to my head
Thats ok, we are very kind here
Thank you. You are all so very sweet. When I win the Miss America pageant and am wearing the lovely tiara, I shall remember you in my acceptance speech.
Thank you. You are all so very sweet. When I win the Miss America pageant and am wearing the lovely tiara, I shall remember you in my acceptance speech.
You can just back up right there. When you are standing behind me as runner-up, I shall acknowledge you and all the other little people that I had to step on to get to where I am today.
I have told you a thousand times I don't like being called a little people
I apologize. I meant "all the Mainenites".