Teen drinking can have serious side effects

[My sister's princess]

I'll wear it every day. I'll never take it off! Well, only when I have to go through the metal detectors at work or airports. Otherwise it will stay on, even when I'm getting my hair cut!

Actually, if I had one I probably would wear it around the house when I'm cleaning

It is very pretty isn't it. I did a good job!

Thank you all. I wish I could show you the back of the dress. It's an open v that stretches all the way down to the tip of my butt crack. But alas, I cannot post it, as some may become offended by my beauty.

that sounds lovely

 

[can84]

Aww, you're just trying to be nice. You are just the sweetest thing.

Thank you! It's all the sugar and HFCS I eat

Thank you all. I wish I could show you the back of the dress. It's an open v that stretches all the way down to the tip of my butt crack. But alas, I cannot post it, as some may become offended by my beauty.

Oh, but it sounds lovely! But I do have to admit I am a bit jealous of your beauty

It is very pretty isn't it. I did a good job!

Yes! Yes you did!

 

[My sister's princess]

I bought a new candle holder yesterday! I has gnomes on it!

 

[can84]

Is it the one from Yankee Candle? What if it decides to go around the world and take pictures of itself and mail them back to you? Will it leave the candle behind?

 

[My sister's princess]

Is it the one from Yankee Candle? What if it decides to go around the world and take pictures of itself and mail them back to you? Will it leave the candle behind?

It is! I got it for $3.00!!!! I was so excited. I have a Vanilla Lime candle burning it right now.

wouldn't it be really interesting if it travels the world!! It would leave large jar candles where ever it went!

 

[can84]

It is! I got it for $3.00!!!! I was so excited. I have a Vanilla Lime candle burning it right now.

wouldn't it be really interesting if it travels the world!! It would leave large jar candles where ever it went!

LOL--I'm picturing a gnome going down people's chimneys to leave candles as gifts

 

[My sister's princess]

LOL--I'm picturing a gnome going down people's chimneys to leave candles as gifts

I am already thinking about Christmas as well!

 

[can84]

A gnome in every stocking!

 

[My sister's princess]

A gnome in every stocking!

What will the bad children get?


Where did everyone go, the conversation turned to gnomes and they all headed for the hills!!

 

[JOCAmom]

Thank you all. I wish I could show you the back of the dress. It's an open v that stretches all the way down to the tip of my butt crack. But alas, I cannot post it, as some may become offended by my beauty.

I have to ask, do you wear your pretty pink sparkly to Walmart? Is it only for special occasions?

MSP, I think you should start a gnome swap.

 

[My sister's princess]

I have to ask, do you wear your pretty pink sparkly to Walmart? Is it only for special occasions?

MSP, I think you should start a gnome swap.

Can I charge for that? Do I have to run it on the budget board? What if the gnome gets lost?

 

[Wall-E1]

Aren't gnomes really just children who had their growth stunted by consuming too much HFCS?

 

[My sister's princess]

Aren't gnomes really just children who had their growth stunted by consuming too much HFCS?

We have established that HFCS is a veggie

 

[Wall-E1]

We have established that HFCS is a veggie

So... veggies are bad for kids? My spawn will be so happy to hear of this.

 

[My sister's princess]

So... veggies are bad for kids? My spawn will be so happy to hear of this.

No this means if you do not pump your child full of HFCS you are a bad parent!

 

[Wall-E1]

No this means if you do not pump your child full of HFCS you are a bad parent!

I guess I am a bad parent. I only give my kid vodka and cigs. Shoot! I knew something about him was off. His poor, growing body is lacking the essential HFCS nutrients that every child needs.

 

[My sister's princess]

I guess I am a bad parent. I only give my kid vodka and cigs. Shoot! I knew something about him was off. His poor, growing body is lacking the essential HFCS nutrients that every child needs.

You don't give himm Generic vodka do you?
When I was an RA in the dorms I felt like I was doing people a favor when I took away their really cheap vodka. That stuff is nasty, and can make you really sick

 

[can84]

I guess I am a bad parent. I only give my kid vodka and cigs. Shoot! I knew something about him was off. His poor, growing body is lacking the essential HFCS nutrients that every child needs.

Are you mixing the vodka with orange juice? this way he gets his vitamin C

 

[JOCAmom]

Can I charge for that? Do I have to run it on the budget board? What if the gnome gets lost?

No, run it right here. You can't charge for it but you can ask for donations.

Someone explain...can I give my give my kids veggies?

How about chocolate?

 

[My sister's princess]

No, run it right here. You can't charge for it but you can ask for donations.

Someone explain...can I give my give my kids veggies?

How about chocolate?

I like choc late. Should the gnome gift chocolate as well as candles