TAGLIARCHY Summer Escape!

[oddball27]

Originally posted by RRBB
OMG, yes!!! You can't leave us hanging like that, with just a teaser of a "title".

No, no, no. You have to spill now!!!

you have to know this before the story!!!!!!!


Introduction Of Characters

Ashton-me, duh
Mom and Dad-self explanitory
Savannah-my lil sis {6}
Shelby-lil bro{8}

Jennifer- {24} my older cousin, mom to Emily{3} and Austin{8}
Andy-{24} cousin by marriage, married to Jennifer
Austin-lil cuz who plays with lil bro all the time
Emily-my ADORABLE lil cousin!!!

Michelle-{25} older cousin, mom to DeAnna, Connor, and MacKenzie
Chad-{26} cuz by marriage, marr. to Michelle
DeAnna-10 lil cousin
Connor-8 lil cuz
MacKenzie-3 the second of my favorite lil cousin duo ever!!!!

Aunt Debbie-mom to Jennifer and Michelle, dad's sis
Uncle Robert-uncle by mar.

Uncle Mike-dad's bro, dad to Alex and Chasity
Aunt Peggy-aunt by mar.
Alex-19, son

Chasity-cousin, married to....
Steven-cousin by marriage!!!!!!!!

I THINK that's everyone!!!

 

[oddball27]

The Naked Chad and Andy Story!!!!!!!!

setting--big chalet---jennifer's family, michelle's family, and aunt debbie's family all in one huge chalet!!!

ok, jennifer wanted to relax and heve some time by herself in the hot tub. the babies were asleep, michelle watching tv, the boys were being quiet, aunt debbie and uncle robert were asleep, and andy and chad were nowhere to be seen, but just to be sure, she put on her pajamas over her swimsuit. she walked outside, made sure no one was on the porch, and tarted taking off her pajamas. as she was taking off her shirt, she hears "woohoo!!" and "take it all off!!!!" She grabbed her shirt, and looked in the woods. sure enough, there stood andy and chad. she knew that her quiet time was over then. she got in anyway, thinking maybe they would go away. nope, she was wrong!! they both ran and jumped in!! they took their shirts off, but left the shorts on. jennifer is now trying to ignore them, they are whispering to each other.....michelle walks out. no sooner does she close the door and face the hot tub, andy takes off his soaking wet shorts and throws them at ther face. he aimed pretty good too!! she gets them off of her head, which is now soaked, and as she drops them ans looks up, here come chad's shorts, wham, right in her face!!! she gets them off, politely picks them up, waves at andy and chad, and throws their shorts up in the trees over the mountain!!! she then walks in. remember, chad and andy are now naked in the hot tub with jennifer. jenny starts yelling "help me out michelle, i dont wanna be in here with these naked men!!! especially not your naked man!!!" sure enough, aunt debbie hears her yelling, but aunt debbie only hears "HELP" and "NAKED MEN"!!! She runs out, but when she hears what's going on, she simply says "omg, i'm going back to bed". jenny is trying to get out, but chad and andy have the back of her swimsuit, and are treatening to pull it off if she steps out!!!

she finally got out, but it was soooooooooooo funny!!!!!!

 

[oddball27]

Love the new place!!!!!!! It's absolutely amazing!!!!!!! I will miss the old place though!!!

Oh well!!!!!!! I'm off to set up my room!!!!!!!

 

[llebrekniT]

Originally posted by geffric

What-EVER!

Hope you know it's gonna be HOT there!

and HUMID! Really, really humid.

And you'll be with BOYS the whole trip, right? Hmm, sucks to be you.

 

[oddball27]

Originally posted by cadburysmom
[COLOR=9900CC]oddball27[/COLOR] Where are you these days ....I miss hearing about all your crazy friends and the fun things you do.....gotta keep us informed young lady!

lol, glad i was missed!!! i have, like, 5 posts in a row now at the end....no one wants to talk to me!!!

 

[kadaten]

What's that I hear? The musical strains of a young lad calling from yonder room!

(Was coming to hang out but DS's waking up. Gotta go!)

Have fun geffric!!

 

[deadheadbelle]

So [COLOR=9900CC]oddball27[/COLOR], who do you like? Josh? Chris? or Hunter? Sounds like you have your choice!

 

[Bichon Barb]

ODDBALL, you know that when a boy constantly picks on you and throws stuff at you, etc., it means he REALLY likes you.

Re: the hottub story, does Jennifer know you are shouting the story to the world?

 

[RickinNYC]

The FUNNIEST conversation EVER in the office just happened:

Allison, "So, it's after 5 Heather, what are you still doing here?"
Heather, "Oh, I'm just waiting for my better half to get here. We're going to a movie."
Allison, "Oh! When am I ever going to get to meet her?"
Heather, dead silent, then, "Ummm, I'm not a lesbian."
Allison, turning beat red, stammering, "Ummm, Uhhhhh, oh, ummmm."

I almost fell down I was laughing so hard!

 

[ohanafamily]

I am a Thespian, not a lesbian.
ROTFL

 

[cadburysmom]

Originally posted by RickinNYC
The FUNNIEST conversation EVER in the office just happened:

Allison, "So, it's after 5 Heather, what are you still doing here?"
Heather, "Oh, I'm just waiting for my better half to get here. We're going to a movie."
Allison, "Oh! When am I ever going to get to meet her?"
Heather, dead silent, then, "Ummm, I'm not a lesbian."
Allison, turning beat red, stammering, "Ummm, Uhhhhh, oh, ummmm."

I almost fell down I was laughing so hard!

 

[NC Belle]

We miss you already geffric !!!


Hey oddball27 ---I was worried that you were grounded --I have to reread your story after my headache goes away tonight.

RickinNYC -- That is funny

Hey, Ohanafamily ---I'm making crockroast---but no parsnips here.

 

[RickinNYC]

Wasn't Danny Thomas a lesbian? Oh wait, no.. he's lebanese.

 

[cadburysmom]

OMG, now both [COLOR=9900CC]oddball27[/COLOR] and TalkisCheap have cute boyfriends (whether they're willing to admit it or not )and I'm sooo darn jealous! I just realized that I'm the only single woman on this island with no boyfriend at all......not even a cool "internet boyfriend" like Rick, Joe or Hugga ...maybe I can get [COLOR=FF66CC]llebrekniT[/COLOR], Deadheadbelle or Lewski709 to share!

But I do have one thing going for me.......I'm leaving for my cruise tomorrow!

AND.... I was able to nab Janet Evanovich's newest Stephanie Plum novel "Ten Big Ones" which, if any of you are fans, is a major feat because our local library's waiting list for this book is soooooo long. The book had just been checked in and when the librarian turned her back I scooped it up and sneakily ran to the self serve check-out counter, checked it out and was out the door before anyone figured out it was missing I feel so guilty well, not really....but maybe just a little

 

[cadburysmom]

Originally posted by RickinNYC
Wasn't Danny Thomas a lesbian? Oh wait, no.. he's lebanese.

Somebody's gotta get a leash for this boy whether he likes it or not

 

[CourtasanSatine]

 

[cadburysmom]

Originally posted by NC Belle



Hey oddball27 ---I was worried that you were grounded --I have to reread your story after my headache goes away tonight.

I'm sorry to hear you're still not feeling well I've had some weird sinus infection on top of the nasty virus from last weekend.....must be some weird illness going around Raleigh!

Hope you feel better soon

 

[cadburysmom]

Originally posted by CourtasanSatine

right back at cha! Sure hope you get to see DBF this weekend.....will you be spending 4th of July together?

 

[cadburysmom]

Oh look, the master of the house and his big chocolate dog just walked in and they look mighty hungry .......gotta run start dinner --BBQ chicken, corn on the cob and broccoli--yummy! oops, no parsnips--sorry

I'll check in later----have a good evening everyone!

 

[oddball27]

Originally posted by deadheadbelle
So [COLOR=9900CC]oddball27[/COLOR], who do you like? Josh? Chris? or Hunter? Sounds like you have your choice!

hmmm......

Josh races dirtbikes, plays baseball, has pretty brown eyes, plays guitar, is my best friends cousin....

Chris has a cutie little stepbrother, writes his girlfriends poems, has AMAZING blue eyes, hangs out with "rockers", lol, plays football....

Hunter...hmm, don't know much about him..except that he's VERY hot....built VERY nice, lol!! beautiful green eyes {can ya tell that eyes are my weakness, lol} tan.....

I've known Josh the longest, and I've actually went out with him. Chris is becoming one of my close friends, and Hunter is just a hot sweet guy who has a little brother who is also cute and plays baseball with Justin. Hmmmmmmm........decisions..decisions..decisions........ LoL!!!


and I highly doubt that any of them really like me!!