OMG Caroline!!!

Look!! I found some of the funniest quotes from AC!!!

Some of these are Quotes from people talking about a scene, and some are just the bits of conversation and lines from the OCC guys themselves, LoL
quotes from OCC forum members
cjdamico said.....
I love how Cody is so laid-back.
"Cool." Everything is "cool" w/ Cody. And it's the way he says it. Almost like he's stoned or something. "cool" Cracks me up.
mutt_n_chops said....
I enjoyed Paulies rendition of "Lets Get Physical" as well as "Son of a beached whale."
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When Sr. and Cody were working on the Old school bike and one by one the guys from the other shop kept strolling in. Sr. said to cody Look the Monday morning quarter back wants part of the action!!
ever notice how Pauly, Sr., and Vin are ALWAYS saying "To be honest with ya", "but the bottom line is.." and "I gotta tell ya"
In one of the commanche episodes, I loved it when Paulie couldn't get his welding helmet to go down smoothly, he looked like he was imitating a turkey! But back to my fav. line... I believe it is in the same episode, Paulie says, "I just want to sing and dance!"
When Sr. & Jr. had the fight and they went to later on in the day. Jr. peeked over his shoulder and saw Sr., then started to sing some song. Sr. walked over singing "Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends" behind Paulie at the workbench.
I loved it when Paulie was working on a bike and Sr. threw something at him. He looked up at him and asked "Are you retarded?" Classic. I also loved the opening of last weeks show when Sr. says "Come over here and turn around so I can smack you in the back of your head"
when Paul Sr. says "I work with the three stooges... only there's six of them!" Or when he calls them all "chuckleheads".
(Mikey sitting under the tent in Daytona, eating a hot dog) "I'm the chief fabricator and engineer...want an autograph????" lol.
Paul Sr and Cody are building a bike and Paul Sr tells Mikey to get his fat *** upstairs and find his bits and Mikey says apologize for calling me fat and Paul Sr says I apologize for calling you fat...now get your fat *** upstairs and find my bits.....
Like when Paul sr told mikey to get his chair and mikey said (what, are you kiding). Or when he was sitting in his chair smiling and said ( if it wasn't for me nothin would get done around here).
In the Black Widow episode, when Sr. is sitting back asking Jr. what's he going to do today, Jr. dosen't say anything, and Sr. mumbles to Vinnie to "Give me somthing to throw at him, give me a hammer!"
when Paul Sr was yelling at Paul Jr when he was using a screw driver or something to pry the oil tank in.Paul Sr says "why do you do stupid things like that?" and Paul Jr says "I learned it from watching you dad".
where Paulie, Jr. was telling his Dad how much a root canal hurt and could he come watch?
when in the heat of the argument Paulie sat down on his Dad's chair, put his feet up, and imitated how Sr. goes through his whole size 12 shoe thing.
Paul Sr. is waiting to go to the dentist. He is talking about how hard it is being in the shop, listening to all the drilling. The cameras flash to Paulie, who is whistling. Paul Sr. deadpans: "You got numb nuts over there whisting Dixie".
In one of the mikey bike shows, mikey is on the phone with someone explaining how he wants his fenders to look, and he says " and if you let me down you will never work in this industry again."
Paulie asks Miky to unwrap all the tools and sort them out nice and neat on the table. Miky talks to the camera and says "that's when you know you're at the lowest end of the ladder. At least when I answer phones, I get to talk to people and when I take out trash, I get some fresh air."
when Mikey was buliding his bike. Paul Sr. was talking to him and he told his dad he had some pictures he drew of his bike. And when he showed his dad, it looked like something alittle kid would draw.And Paul started laughing and Mikey said this is me on my bike and this is all the girls beside me.
Pauly - Hey pop, I need Vinnie
Paul Sr - Well he's busy right now
Pauly - This is important, I need him now
Paul Sr - I pay his salary, you don't need him to hold your hand
Pauly - Ok, but don't complain when things aren't getting done. I know you will anyway.
(Right after Pauly says that, Paul Sr. mocks Pauly with this funny face and then turns to Vinne:
Paul Sr - Tell him Vin, who signs your paychecks?
Vinnie - Don't know, haven't really looked
Paul Sr - Well you better start looking
The whole time Cody is sitting there trying to hold back on his laughter.
Mikey says: "His failure as a son, is your failure as a father."{speaking of Pauly}
Vin and Pauly saying Yahtzee! and Sr. saying IDEAR instead of idea
on the christmas bike special where they all say happy holidays at the end and paul sr. just walks off and apulie says where the helll are you going?
Paulie leaves after eating some ho-hos and comes back with a package. pauly says "Vin, guess what we got?"
Vinnie replies "What? more ho-hos?"
From Mikey-
When he answers the phone and a young girl asks if they are located in Orange County, New York, or, Orange County, Ca- His answer, "Your guess is as good as mine"
from mikeys bike when his seat just has a pic of Sr. on it and he says "everytime I sit on it I'll fart!!!"
Sr just finished yelling at Vin for the shop being messy, so Vin asks Mikey to tell him a story to cheer him up.........
Mikey: "We were in love. It was autumn, and day much like today-overcast. She smelled of peaches..."
Sr. kept saying "antelopes" instead of "antlers" in the Santa Bike episode.
Mikey referring to his "bod"......"twisted steel and sex appeal"....
"That's going to get the fire department here"
Mikey~I christen this place Paul Teutel Sr's ****hole
When Mikey, Pauly, and Vinnie went riding on the scooters.....that was sooo funny.....especially when Vinnie passed them both going way faster than them!!!
When Sr said something, the Mikey said something like, {why is it wrong??" And then Pauly was like{in a sarcastic voice} "Because Daddy's smarter than us Mikey, Daddy's smarter than us." LoL!!!! and mikey said "i knew that, does that make ME smarter than them too??" and sr's like, "no"!!!
When Sr. and Cody were trying to fix the tire........Cody was sitting there bouncing the tire, and Sr. was tellling him to, and he had one hand bouncing it too!!!

*****gasp, the scene***
When Vinnie slept late, and Mikey was saying "Where were you?!?! I was worried sick!!!!" in a motherly like voice, LoL!!!

Then Mikey started BRAIDING the wires on the bike!!!
When Pauly, Mikey, and Sr. were punching each other having fun!!
When Sr. got frustrated and went over to the little punching bag and was punching it....it looked soooo funny!!!
mikey's like "lumberjacks work is for lumberjacks, and im a lazy ***."
hmmmm.... i cant think of any more....

can you???