I learned the fear of chat from UT2004, Half-Life 2, and other online games. I like Gears though. If I'm playing as a cog and chainsaw a locust, I go over chat saying "I chainsawed you kitty!" (Inside jokez0rz.)
Anyway, can't wait for Brawl. Assuming the controls are similar to Melee, I'll be ready to ownz0rz. If not, well...
I'm screwed.
I expect phrases to be kind of like this (edited, of course):
""*** you ********** up smashing son of a ***** I'll ******** kill you! I'll ******* kill you and ******* ***** your ******** corpse you ********** *********!! I'll bite your legs off! Oh, yea, grab combo me you ******** ********** chicken! ***** ********* ********! I swear to god if you ******** edge-hog me again I'll *********** pull your ************** spine out! I'll pull it out and beat your ********* corpse with it!"
Oh joy. I'm definitly warned for this.