Subject: To my cats.

[Virgo10]

Just found this on another board. It really stuck me funny!


Dearest Cats:

Please note and observe the following changes around this household:

When I say move, it means go someplace else; not switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in the way.

The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain MY food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does NOT stake your claim, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The hallway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me down the hall is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort. Look at videos of cats sleeping; they actually curl up in a ball!

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. I have been using the bathroom for years; feline attendance is NOT mandatory.

Finally: The proper order is kiss me first, THEN go smell the other cats' butts. I cannot stress this enough.

Sincerely,
Your Owner

 

[Cruisin]

Virgo10

That is absolutely hilarious and if you have cats then you know how true it is.

I had a good laugh over this.

 

[Robinrs]

My sister and I had the biggest guffaw over this one!!

This IS my Life!! I wish I could call a meeting right now!

 

[luvmydogs]

This is really funny! And I LOVE the pictures of all your kitties! They are all so cute--especially Legs! What a face!

 

[Otto's Doll]

You really should have posted a warning that said not to read this thread with coffee in your mouth.. it is very hard to clean out of the keyboard!!!

 

[larry's girl]

Very funny - and SO TRUE!! My daughter read this and told me about it, so I had to come see for myself. It gave me a huge laugh!