Stupid things you've heard people say

[jobrosx0disney]

alright so those of you in spanish, a congate or w.e is a synonym in spanish. so this girl in my class goes "whats a synonym?"

anybody wanna help her?

 

[BabyPiglet]

i could care less if you believed me.
some other people didn't say 'blah blah blah said,'

who said i had to say that?
um, no one.

You could have just apologized and said that you were mis-quoted and wrote it wrong and people would have forgiven you.

But, no. You have to keep commenting back and be even more rude.

It's just sounding a little overly defensive. I know that when I lie, and someone calls me on it, I overly defend myself and get very angry.

Just personal experience. It would've been easier to laugh it off, say you were misquoted, and walk away.

Like me, I'm not going to argue with you anymore. -walks away-

 

[HSMndLKfan92]

Last week, I screamed in a fit of joy during physics after realizing the significance of a microwave. Not like, the significance of the actual appliance, but of the significance of the prefix micro.

 

[Courtney88]

XD omg I love your job haha

Yeah... when I'm getting the stupid customers now instead of getting frusturated I'll just think, "Well, at least I can write about this on disboards." Haha

Here is my customer quote of the day: "This is customer service! Now stop being a pain in the a** and service me!"
This was coming from someone who wanted to return an ipod without the usb cable or headphones that came with it. Um, no. You have to have all the parts to return something.


Here's another favorite:
Customer: Why aren't you guys price-matching Circuit City anymore?
Me: Circuit City has actually gona out of business, they have been sold to a liquidator who is getting rid of everything.
Customer: Well I don't believe that.

Noo.....I'm lying. That why the one that used to be across the street is now an empty building.

 

[oklaDISNEYhoma]

I was watching a basketball game on ESPN one time, and the announcer says,
"He sure floated that one like a weasel."
...Weasels float? I did NOT know that.
Funniest quote eveerrrr.

 

[saratogadreamin09]

There was this girl on my softball team that was "quite a few apples short of a basket" if you get what I'm saying. I could go on all day with things she said.

 

[Damhsa04]

A couple of weeks ago at work 2 customers in a row were trying to figure out how this coupon worked. The coupon was that you got a free hamburger if you first purchased a hamburger/sandwich, fries, and a drink.

Neither of them knew what i was talking about and I must have repeated myself 10 times.

 

[life of the party]

"did you know proteins make up your DNA?"
"i thought your parents made up your DNA...?"

 

[MrsSparrow..]

When a teacher asked us friend who our heroes are, she said:

H:"Gandalf. He did so much for the Asian community."
M:"Don't you mean Ghandi?!"
H:"Who is Ghandi? Isn't he the guy out of Lord of the Rings?"
M:"No that is Gandalf."
"Gandalf was a political rights activists AND a wizard? Woaaahh"

And what is upsetting, is that she is a clever girl LOL.

 

[3mtn-kate]

haha oh yeah i also remember last year it was me, my friend kelsey and my friend erin in health and we had really DUMB people in our health class. so to pass the time we would pick one of the dumb people and count the stupid things they said during the class.

whoever had the most at the end of class won lol


it made the class fly...

 

[CarelAshley]

So my friend who i love dearly says the stupidest things but thats why i love her

welll im from New York but i live in texas now and one day she told me to go back to my own contry and i said NY is not a contry its a state and she said "Oh im not good at history"

second time same girl said why do they call a trash can a trash can it should be called a trash plastic

gosh i love her lol