Stupid Sign (inspired by helenabear)

[yepod]

know anyone who needs a sign?
By Andy Rooney....

Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid"._ That
way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It
would be like, "Excuse me...oops...never mind, didn't see your sign".

It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there
was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My neighbor comes over and says, "Hey,
you moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see
how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign."

A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his
boat into the dock, I lifted up this big ol'stringer of bass and this idiot
on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish:" "Nope. Talked 'em into
giving up. Here's your sign".

Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those
side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck,
looks at me, and I swear he said, "Tire go flat"? I couldn't resist. I said,
"Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on
me. Here's your sign".

We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to the
house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the
house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then
says, "Darn that's hot!" See, if he'd been wearing his sign, I could have
stopped him.

I learned to drive an 18-wheeler in my days of adventure. Wouldn't you know,
I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn't get
it out, no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and eventually a local
cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic
questioning..okay..no problem. I thought for sure he was clear of needing a
sign..until he asked, "So, is your truck stuck:" I couldn't help myself! I
looked at him, looking back at the rig and then back to him and said, "No,
I'm delivering a bridge..here's your sign".

I stayed late at work one night and a co-worker looked at me and said, "Are
you still here?" I replied, "No, I left about 10 minutes ago. Here's your
sign."

Anybody you know need a sign today? Send this to all of your friend. The
next time someone says something stupid, ask them where their sign is.

Link to my inspiration!

 

[glo]

oh oh....I think I better wear a sign....lol
This is funny...thanks for posting it yepod

 

[iluvdisney]

Yeopod - thanks for starting my day with a big laugh - so much of that is so true!

 

[yepod]

Good morning to Glo & Mary Two lovely ladies

 

[Indyman]

A few years ago, a few friends and I went canoeing in a local creek. After we reached our destination we heaved the canoe up over our heads and started out of the creek. As we're standing there, dripping wet half in the creek, half out, with a canoe over our heads, a guy walks up to us and asks, "Been canoeing?".
No it's canoe season and we just bagged our first one.

Stupid should hurt.

Thanks for the laugh, Yepod.

 

[shep]

gotta love Bill Engval..

 

[cotye]

LOL...

 

[Sheree Bobbins]

I recall hearing something like this 10 years ago, it's really funny, but too condescending. I stick to imaginary "signs."

 

[helenabear]

Now John... why on earth would you say that I would inspire you to post a thing like that

 

[twinz]

Hey where can get those signs? LOL just kidding. We were watching the Price Is Right the other night, and my mom goes...you know what game I like? I said "One where you have to guess the correct Price?" She almost peed herself laughing! She DEFINATELY needed a sign that night!

 

[bizybea]

helenabear~I think it was because of this caption that you put under the pic of John with the label on his back that read "stupid".

And because John wasn't able to spot that very bright lime green ribbon of Kitty's, he was forced to wear this nametag all afternoon. Rather fitting don't you think?

 

[nativetxn]

Oh, Elaine you are just an inspiration to us all (and it could have been that stupid sign John was wearing )

 

[helenabear]

Oh pooh... I'm caught... bizybea even quoted me But wait... I can try to save myself... I never said that *I* was the one to put the "stupid" sign on him I just took the picture Y'all buy that one??? (Oh and Kath if you read this and reply, be gentle on me please )

 

[bizybea]

It's ok, helenabear. When I saw the title of the post I thought, uh~oh, what's up? Then I after I read it I kept trying to think of a logical reason why the poster would say that the post was inspired by you. I misunderstood it at the beginning also, I'm so glad it was only due to the picture. No harm done!

 

[goofygirl]

Instead of a sign, I say they "need to be hit with a clue-by-four!"


There's actually a website that sells a "box of clue" and a "clue by 4" plank to buy for people who don't have a clue!