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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
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The boss was having an affair with his secretary.
One day, their passions overcame them. They left
the office for her place and made passionate love
all afternoon.
Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep,
and woke up hours later, at about 8 pm. As the
boss threw on his clothes, he told his secretary
to take his shoes outside and rub them through
the grass and dirt. Though mystified by his
unusual request, she complied nonetheless. Then,
the boss quickly slipped into his shoes and raced
home.
"Where have you been!" demanded the boss's wife
when he finally entered the house.
"Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an
affair with my secretary and we've been having
sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and I woke up
just minutes ago. I raced home as quick as I
could."
The wife glanced down at his shoes and said,
"Don't lie to me, you jerk! I know you've
been out playing golf again!"
One day, their passions overcame them. They left
the office for her place and made passionate love
all afternoon.
Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep,
and woke up hours later, at about 8 pm. As the
boss threw on his clothes, he told his secretary
to take his shoes outside and rub them through
the grass and dirt. Though mystified by his
unusual request, she complied nonetheless. Then,
the boss quickly slipped into his shoes and raced
home.
"Where have you been!" demanded the boss's wife
when he finally entered the house.
"Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an
affair with my secretary and we've been having
sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and I woke up
just minutes ago. I raced home as quick as I
could."
The wife glanced down at his shoes and said,
"Don't lie to me, you jerk! I know you've
been out playing golf again!"
