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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
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A hurricane blew across the Caribbean. It didn't take
long for the expensive yacht to be swamped by high waves,
sinking without a trace. There were only two survivors:
the boat's owner Dr. Lowenstein and its steward Marty who
managed to swim to the closest island.
After reaching the deserted strip of land, the steward
was crying and very upset that they would never be found.
The other man was quite calm, relaxing against a tree.
"Dr. Dr. Lowenstein, Dr. Dr. Lowenstein, how can you be
so calm?" cried Marty. "We're going to die on this lonely
island. We'll never be discovered here."
"Sit down and listen to what I have to say, Marty," began
the confident Dr. Lowenstein. "Five years ago I gave the
United Way $500,000. And another $500,000 to the Save the
Children. I donated the same amounts four years ago.
And, three years ago, since I did very well in the stock
market, I contributed $750,000 to each. Last year business
was good, so the two charities each got a million dollars."
"So what?" shouted Benny.
"Well, it's time for their annual fund drives, and I know
they're going to find me," smiled Dr. Dr. Lowenstein.
long for the expensive yacht to be swamped by high waves,
sinking without a trace. There were only two survivors:
the boat's owner Dr. Lowenstein and its steward Marty who
managed to swim to the closest island.
After reaching the deserted strip of land, the steward
was crying and very upset that they would never be found.
The other man was quite calm, relaxing against a tree.
"Dr. Dr. Lowenstein, Dr. Dr. Lowenstein, how can you be
so calm?" cried Marty. "We're going to die on this lonely
island. We'll never be discovered here."
"Sit down and listen to what I have to say, Marty," began
the confident Dr. Lowenstein. "Five years ago I gave the
United Way $500,000. And another $500,000 to the Save the
Children. I donated the same amounts four years ago.
And, three years ago, since I did very well in the stock
market, I contributed $750,000 to each. Last year business
was good, so the two charities each got a million dollars."
"So what?" shouted Benny.
"Well, it's time for their annual fund drives, and I know
they're going to find me," smiled Dr. Dr. Lowenstein.
