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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
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Once upon a time there was a stork family - papa stork,
mama stork and baby stork. One evening papa stork didn't
show up for dinner. Mama stork and baby stork left the food
out for him but he didn't come home at all that night.
When papa stork finally did come home the next day, baby
stork asked "Papa stork, where were you last night?"
"Out making a young couple very happy," replied papa stork.
Several weeks later, mama stork was late for dinner. Baby
stork and papa stork waited a while, and then gave up and
ordered pizza. Mama stork didn't come home until late the
next morning. When mama stork did come in, baby stork
asked "Mama stork, where were you last night?"
"Out making a young couple very happy," replied mama stork.
Later in the fall, baby stork was late for dinner. Papa
stork and mama stork were worried. Their anxiety increased
when baby stork still wasn't home by sunset. They both
waited up late for baby stork but he didn't come in until
early in the morning. His feathers were rumpled and unkempt.
Papa stork barked, "Where were you baby stork?" as
his tired son dragged himself over the threshold.
"Out scaring the crap out of college students," replied
baby stork.
mama stork and baby stork. One evening papa stork didn't
show up for dinner. Mama stork and baby stork left the food
out for him but he didn't come home at all that night.
When papa stork finally did come home the next day, baby
stork asked "Papa stork, where were you last night?"
"Out making a young couple very happy," replied papa stork.
Several weeks later, mama stork was late for dinner. Baby
stork and papa stork waited a while, and then gave up and
ordered pizza. Mama stork didn't come home until late the
next morning. When mama stork did come in, baby stork
asked "Mama stork, where were you last night?"
"Out making a young couple very happy," replied mama stork.
Later in the fall, baby stork was late for dinner. Papa
stork and mama stork were worried. Their anxiety increased
when baby stork still wasn't home by sunset. They both
waited up late for baby stork but he didn't come in until
early in the morning. His feathers were rumpled and unkempt.
Papa stork barked, "Where were you baby stork?" as
his tired son dragged himself over the threshold.
"Out scaring the crap out of college students," replied
baby stork.
Good one..
